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[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

WHO: arakhnes & fastburning
WHERE: joh...nny's apartment because jess' is out of the question
WHEN: TODAY. afternoon.
WARNINGS: dumb. so much dumb. i am tripping over all this dumb.
SUMMARY: apparently good things need to be ruined by stupid girls.

o o p s
FORMAT: always action



[ introducing boyfran to horribad, terriawful b-movies? oui. which is why they're watching the evil dead BEFORE SOMEONE APPS IN AND THOSE MOVIES ARE GONE

which is why they're sitting on the couch, jess inhaling popcorn. and just. she's way too gleeful about this b horror movie. ]

Okay, okay, wait until you see what happens to Linda. Cheryl is so screwed though.

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[conflagrations]

[ johnny is just watching this is absolute bemusement. these movies are so awful what. but whatever it's cool he can drape himself all over girlfrand. and some of these girls aren't bad looking so. ]

This is seriously gross. She just stabbed that girl with a pencil.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

That's like, the weakest scene in the movie!

[ SO DELIGHTED ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD snuggling up with boyfran. ]

Besides, look at how they're all into Ashley now. Not that it matters, they're all gonna die.

Except Ash. Of course.

[conflagrations]

What? Why doesn't Ashley die?

[ sliglty worried. why is his girlfrand so into this? johnny is just...looking at this. somewhere between grossed out and interested... ]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Because he's the main character.

[ because your girlfrand has horrible taste in movies. wait until mega shark v giant octopus ]

And if he dies, they can't do two sequels plus a musical.

[conflagrations]

There's a sequel?

[ wut. is he expected to watch this as well? HUGE SIGH and hiding his face in jessica's...idk shoulder or something i don't know where's he's draped okay. ]

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[ laughing ajfasdklfafas. she's awful afk. ]

Heck yeah there is. Ashley's forced to fight a Kandarian demon inside himself and cuts off his hand! [ she imitates the sound a chainsaw makes and then kinda... mimes slicing her hand off at the wrist with her other hand afjdaskl ]

And then he has a chainsaw hand.

[conflagrations]

[ short silence. oh god why. ]

And we're really watching this?

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[ stares at. half-eating popcorn asfsjdfk ]

Do you wanna watch it?

[conflagrations]

Do you?

[ he'd just rather make out on the couch lakjsgdlfja SORRY ]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah!

[ huge grin.

wait.

but boyfran isn't interested in weird shit like her.............. ]

But only if you want to! So you have to be honest with me!

[conflagrations]

[ WELL IF HE HAS TO BE HONEST ]

I'd rather just make out with you.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ SNUGGLES UP AGAINST and bl...ushes... ]

You always want to make out. Is that just like... a guy thing? [ OH MY GOD THAT'S WEIRD TO SAY ;A; ]

[conflagrations]

[ DOES THAT MEAN THERE ARE MAKE OUTS AFOOT?! ]

Maybe. More like it's just cause I like kissing you.

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ MAYBE

MAKEOUTS PLUS POPCORN ]

Cause it's me or cause I'm a girl? [ STILL WEIRD ] It could be the hormones talking.

[conflagrations]

[ IS THIS A TRAP... ]

Cause you're the girl I like kissing.

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[ there's probably a lot of screaming and blood going on in that movie....

well whatever she's kissing him anyways ]

Cheater. I'll let you get away with that one.

[ snugs.... glances at movie ]

Do you want me to turn it off then?

[conflagrations]

[ PAUSE oh wait there's words coming out of her mouth... ]

That'd be pretty cool.

[ LEEEEEEEEANING BACK IN AW YEAH ]

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[ TALKING CUT OFF BY KISSING and her trying to grope around for the remote because she's totally watching the tv out of the corner of her eye ajfsdka

fdasjadksad

jfksasa

tv's off and then she kinda... pulls away after a few moments ]

Hey. How much do you like me?

[conflagrations]

[ wait no he wasn't done kissing her.

oh wait.

wow there are a lot of tricky questions tonight what even jess. ]

A lot. You know that.

[ serious face. he's...not sure if he should or shouldn't say that thing about marrying her so. ]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

I know, but...

[ SHIFTING UNCOMFORTABLY A LITTLE and staring at her hands jafkl ]

No matter what, right?

[conflagrations]

[ you know that awful feeling in your stomach when you know something's wrong but you just don't know what? yeah. that's what johnny's feeling right now. ]

Yeah. No matter what.

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[ she told gwen and it was okay right??? so telling johnny... would totally turn out okay too. LOGIC???? ]

...Close your eyes for me, okay?

[conflagrations]

[ omg maybe this is a ~sexy surprise. brb ignoring that sinking feeling and closing his eyes. ]

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[ OH GOG OH GOG OH GOG OH GOG deep breaths girl you can do this

aaanyways she's rummaging for a few minutes and then ]

Okay, open your eyes.

[ there will be a jess with her hair pulled back a la icon and... looking exactly like peter with longer hair thurr yep ]

1/!?!!

[conflagrations]

[ slowly...opens his eyes. ]

Hey, I thought you were going to...

[ wait.

WAIT. ]

[conflagrations]

[ WAIT. ]

[conflagrations]

[ and his expression slowly just...changes to horror alksgdjlkjfdaflajsga. ]

[conflagrations]

[ icon. ]

[conflagrations]

[ why does jess look like peter!?!?!??!?!? ]

[conflagrations]

[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. ]

OKAY DONE.

[conflagrations]

[ he opens his mouth, closes it, then opens it again. long. fucking. silence.

then.

slowly.

words................... ]

W-Why do you look like Peter?

[ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SAY WHAT HE THINKS YOU'RE GOING TO SAY... ]

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[ OH MY GOD HER EXPRESSION SINKS SO FAST

IT GOES FROM LIKE SHEEPISH TO GUILT AFJSADKFASLK OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA WHY DIDN'T SHE THINK HE WOULD ACT LIKE THSI fjasdklas

dropping her hands and staring at her ankles again afsaklsfjsklfajkl ]

Uhm... I'm -- that's cause -- [ oh god ]

I'm a clone.

[conflagrations]

[ another long fucking pause.

and shit her face BUT NO HE CAN'T WITH THAT RIGHT NOW wow how does he... ]

Of who...?

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[ another long pause oh my god this was so stupid she hates herself so much for it ajfklaskljf ]

Of Peter.

I'm the only one that's left.

[conflagrations]

[ johnny's face is just. somewhere between confused and hurt and stunned. IT'S NOT A GOOD EXPRESSION. ]

So that means you're...what, exactly? Are you Peter?

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No, no, no!

[ waving her hands in front of her ajfdasklasflsda noooo ]

I mean, I used to be. I have a lot of his memories. But I'm me now. I'm Jess.

[conflagrations]

[ slowly just...undraping himself.

how does he even with this. ]

I...how does that...

[ alkgdsjfa he makes a quiet, frustrated noise SOB SUE WHY AREN'T YOU HERE TO HELP EXPLAIN THIS. ]

I don't think I get it.

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[ oh my god the second he's letting go of her she just looks

so pale. refusing to make eye contact now ajfsdklk ]

I was born from a part of him. They -- they made me in a lab. I remember being born as Peter and living a childhood as Peter and then one day, I -- I wasn't Peter anymore.

I was.. you know.. [ gestures kind of sadly to herself... to her bod. ]

[conflagrations]

[ johnny is so far out of his depth he just can't. he's drowning here. no idea what to do or how to respond or how to even handle this. ]

I...so you used to be...?

[ DON'T MAKE HIM SAY IT. ]

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[ she has never felt worse about being her former self until now. ]

Yeah. I used to be a guy.

[conflagrations]

Oh.

[ nothing else. cause he has no idea what to say. ]

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[ ruffling her hair. she's so frustrated because this isn't turning out the way she hoped. ]

I-- I remember everything he's ever seen or done to a point. But that was never me. I -- I didn't split off from Peter or something. But I was him for a while -- or I thought I was.

[ a beat ]

I thought that -- you know -- I should tell you. That you deserved to know.

[conflagrations]

That I've been making out with Peter all this time?

[ IS HE SECRETLY ATTRACTED TO HIS BFF? WHAT'S HAPPENING WHAT IS GOING ON JESS WHY. ]

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

[ OH MY GOD DON'T PUT IT LIKE THAT she's resisting the urge to just

put her face in her hands asjfskklasjfdfafa ]

N-no! I'm not Peter! I'm Jessica.

[ hhghh ]

This was a -- this was a bad idea.

[conflagrations]

[ so much mental keysmashing going on.

it's partially panicking over OH MY GOD I WAS MAKING OUT WITH PETER'S CLONE and partially just feeling stupidly hurt that she waited so long to tell him. either way, he gets up and heads over to the window. ]

I'm gonna...yeah.

[ fly around the city for a while. ]

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[ just getting off the couch and immediately moving to the door. ]

I-I'll see you.

[ and she kind of just.... disappears without another word because wow if she says something else, she's gonna start crying. ]

[conflagrations]

[ WELL NOW HE FEELS LIKE AN ASS. ]