Ah, that would be far too boring. I'm one for living life on the edge!

[He gestures a little bit, holding the underwear in one of his hands as he does so. Then he realises what his earlier comment meant.]

Oh, these are for my fiancee, by the way. I came into some money recently, so I figure I should give her some nice, new clothing. Besides, you've already seen me in my undergarments!

[He is saying this slightly too loudly for a public space.]