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[daft_old_man]

WHO: daft_old_man and YOU!
WHERE: The park
WHEN: Sunday afternoon
WARNINGS: general weirdness
SUMMARY: Today is one of those days where the Doctor does something normal. Of course nothing he does can ever be too normal!
FORMAT: whatever makes you happy bb!



[He's standing calf high in the man-made lake at the park's center his trousers rolled up his skinny legs and his coat tossed on a nearby bench. People stare at him as he converses with the ducks and geese that have wandered closer to this strange being. It would seem that they're all having a fantastic conversation with the man although that could also be the large bag of stale bread pieces he has in his hand.]

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[daft_old_man]

[He quickly moves close to her and air kisses her cheeks]

Right. Good. We have properly introduced ourselves and can now be good friends. I live in a blue house with Jack and Ian, but you're free to join us as well.

[chesstotem]

[She sort of instinctively pulls away at his air kisses - she's not really big on physical contact and how was she supposed to know he wasn't actually going to kiss her cheek?

But she's also amused.] That's kind of you to offer, but I live in a nice apartment with Arthur and Eames already. We get along pretty well.

[daft_old_man]

That's good. If you ever need a home you can join us, or don't. Jack is a bit of a handful and quite ready to take a handful.

[chesstotem]

You just met me and you're inviting me to stay with you? I could be a psychopath for all you know.

[daft_old_man]

[He eyes her and even leans in and sniffs her]

Nope, just a human. Perfectly sane under most circumstances!

[chesstotem]

[She looks a little confused.] I had no idea the sniff test was so effective.

[daft_old_man]

Course it is! I would have pinched you but that just seems rude.

[chesstotem]

And how would pinching me determine if I'm a psychopath?

[daft_old_man]

Just a little trick I learned, nothing for you to worry about! [Meaning he's not exactly sure]

[chesstotem]

You don't know what you're talking about, do you?

[daft_old_man]

[sniff]

I have no idea what you're on about. Everything I do has a reason. A reasonable reason even!

[chesstotem]

Somehow, I'm not buying it.

You look like the kind of guy who does things just for the hell of it.

[daft_old_man]

There's always a reason behind everything I do.