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incywincyhero
When: backdated to after this
Where: the Parker/Drew apartment
Summary: jess realizes that she's really stupid. peter comforts.
Warnings: stupid.

[ she left the apartment miserable. this was a stupid idea. she shouldn't have said anything. everything was going so good until she said something and now everything's out the window.

Jess is entering the apartment, slamming the door after her, hands rubbing at her face. god this was just the dumbest thing she had ever done. and now johnny hates her. ]

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[Drops pillow, starts tickling. Does she have the same vulnerable spots?]

Victory shall be mine!

[ why, yes. yes she does.

giggling and gasping for air, wriggling ]

I give, I give! You win!

[He lets up, and sits back slightly with a smirk.]

Heh. Age and experience, as ever, trump youth and beauty.

[ rolling onto her side, putting her hands on her face as she tries to catch her breath ]

So you think I'm beautiful?

[ sneeeeeeeeerk ]

[He raises an eyebrow and gives her a last, desultory poke in the ribs.]

Relatively speaking, sure.

[ she's laughing but it dies after a second and she just lays there, hands over her face ]

Thanks.

[oh god what did he do]

Are you -- should I not have said that?

No, I'm just -- I'm really grateful, that's all.

It's okay.

Well, it's true. Evidently the Parker ladies hog the nicer end of the gene pool.

[ grin under her hands ]

That's just cause we're cuter. I'm a Drew lady now anyways.

[Arms crossed, stern.]

Only because you cheated and made up a new name. That's cheating.

[ SNERKS. ]

What, am I supposed to run around as Peter Parker for the rest of my life?

Or like, Petra Parker or something.

Patricia Parker.

[A grimace.]

Ew. Paige Parker? Nah ... Penelope Parker? That brings in the whole 'weaving' thing, it's all cute and thematic... Oooh, I know!

[Big, teasing grin, and dramatic thrown-out hands.]

Parker Parker!

Oh god.

[ face in hands ]

Parker Parker. That's it. That's genius.

You could sign your name "Parker²," it'd be great.

[He sounds a little too earnestly delighted about this.]

Excuse me while I get my name changed.

[ she's so not doing it though ]

No judge could possibly turn down an application like that.

Why would they even want to?

Beats me. You don't go into law because you have good taste, though. Just look at our very own Mister Murdock.

All I can think to say to that is a blind joke and I'm pretty sure I'm above that.

Maybe.

You mean the one I just made? Copycat.

Well I'm above it.

Obviously not, if you were considering it.

[He pokes her in the ribs.]

[ squeals and kicks a foot at him ]

Stop iiiiit!

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