THE PIE HOLE

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WHO: stressbaking, lovedthesun, onteamvoldemort & everyone ever (also tattleina is on the unofficial staff).
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: November 4 - 30
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with or one of the servers/Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Extra notes for November:
- There will be a Thanksgiving hosted here, but I will make a separate log post for it.
- There is now a lifesize cardboard cutout of Han Solo outside, feel free to notice/comment on it!
- Ned will be around much less as his ~other job~ picks up
- Also there are brownies (Shirley's brownies) on the menu you can also order!!
FORMAT: any




MENU


whole pies or by-the-slice

apple apple ......................................................... your traditional apple pie
appleberry ......................................................... a delicious blend of apple and fresh berries
apple walnut ......................................................... fresh apples and chopped walnuts
banana cream ......................................................... fresh ripe bananas and whipped vanilla cream
blueberry skies forever ......................................................... the freshest picked blueberries
cherry creme fraishe cherry cream ................................. cherries and creme fraishe double layered
chocolate expresso ......................................................... the perfect chocolate pick-me-up
coconut custard ......................................................... a tropical and perfectly creamy smooth custard
key lime to your heart ......................................................... key lime pie served with fresh strawberries
lemon meringue ......................................................... your traditional lemon meringue, whipped to perfection
melt-in-your-mouth mince ........................................ a festive mix of raisins, rum, apples and spices
orange-you apricot ......................................................... apricot pie with an orange glaze
over the moon pie ......................................................... chocolate fudge cream pie
peach melba ......................................................... peach pie served with fresh raspberries and sliced almonds on top
peach passionfruit ......................................................... a bold mix of passionfruit and peach
pearway to heaven ......................................................... pear pie with gruyere cheese baked into the crust
pecan pecan ......................................................... your traditional pecan pie
pumpkin pecan ......................................................... smooth and creamy pumpkin served with diced fresh pecans
raspberry rhubarb ......................................................... the perfect marriage of raspberry and rhubarb, always fresh
strawberry fields ......................................................... the freshest picked strawberries, served with a mint leaf
three plum ......................................................... a lusciously layered plum tart
tripleberry ......................................................... the freshest blackberries, raspberries, and strawberries in one pie

cup-pies

brownie sundae ......................................................... brownie, white chocolate mousse and chocolate with hot fudge and almonds on top
chocolate cream ......................................................... chocolate blended with creamy vanilla custard
cocoa coffee ......................................................... layers of brownie, chocolate mouse and chocolate ganache
coconut chocolate cream ......................................................... coconut and rich vanilla, topped with chocolate fudge
key lime ......................................................... creamy key lime in a graham cracker crust
lemon cream cheese ......................................................... lemon tart with a cream cheese topping
pecan ......................................................... carmelized pecans in a luscious filling
pumpkin pecan ......................................................... smooth and creamy pumpkin served with diced fresh pecans
lemon raspberry ......................................................... raspberry vanilla, creamy lemon, raspberry lady fingers and lemon mousse
vanilla bean ......................................................... layers of vanilla cream, vanilla mousse and whipped cream

shirley's brownies

haute chocolate ......................................................... your standard issue brownie
white chocolate razzle ......................................................... raspberry and white chocolate swirled through fudge
triple chocolate dream ......................................................... a fluffy whipped mousse between dark and milk chocolate brownie chunks
fudge a la mode ......................................................... a brownie style whoopie pie with ice cream instead of icing
five layer blonder ......................................................... a blond peanutbutter brownie with swirls of fudge, white chocolate, milk chocolate and apricot

Comments

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"I dunno if I've ever tried killer mole rat stew."

At the last question, he blinked at her. Guy? Processing, processing, processing. Ah, he got it! His entire demeanour suddenly became enthusiastic.

"O-Chul! Yeah! I haven't seen him at all. The porter lady's seems to be taking forever. But I met another paladin! Well, okay, he said he wasn't a paladin, but he talked like one. He was kinda mean though."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

Most mole rats were killers so she didn't bother correcting that.

"Paladin?" Veronica frowned. "What... what does that mean where you're from? 'Cause I know some paladins, and most of them aren't nice. But... well, that's complicated."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"Yeah, this one wasn't very nice. And I know a bunch of people that don't like them, but O-Chul's a paladin and he's really nice! It's um, a type of class, y'know - like "warrior" or "cleric" or whatever."

Tsukiko had warned him about paladins. Just before he ended up in the City, actually. He remembered. On the other hand, he didn't particularly care. O-Chul was his friend regardless of being a paladin, so it was okay.

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"A... class? That's not a term I've heard quite applied to that, but you mean profession or rank, right? In the Brotherhood... uh, that's the group I belong... belonged to, 'Paladin' is a rank. The higher of two military tiers, above the Knights."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"Um, something like that."

He wasn't entirely sure how to explain something that just is. And then he caught on to the rest.

"Oh, which one were you?"

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"I was in the non-military order, the Scribes. The Knights and Paladins tromp around in big metal power armor and carry guns and super-sledges and have to act intimidating. Scribes gather information, keep records, and learn how to fix things. We do get some combat training, but since the Knights and Paladins hoard the big shiny weapons for themselves, we get special training in hand to hand combat. Which is my preference anyway, I much prefer punching things."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

He didn't get the whole bit about power armor or guns or whatever super-sledges were, but he got the gist. Sort of.

"That sounds kind of like a monk. Or an NPC, I guess. Is that what you're gonna do when you go back home?"

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"A monk..." Veronica guessed he meant something other than the way she understood the term, but wasn't sure how. She recalled monk as a term for an old world fraternal religious order who holed themselves up in remote strongholds. That sounded about right. "Well, yeah, basically, we are 'the Brotherhood', after all." She paused. "Do I even want to know what an 'NPC' is?"

She shrugged. "Anyway, I kind of left the Brotherhood. We... I didn't see eye to eye with the elder on a number of things. I tried to change things from within..." She paused, remembering she was talking to a relative child, at least cognitively speaking. "Basically, I thought the guy in charge was leading us toward bad things. I couldn't talk him out of it." She sighed, poking her empty plate with her fork.

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"You quit?" He sounded rather impressed, and a bit nervous, although it wasn't like he could retroactively do something about it. "I hope they gave you a farewell cake and a nice sendoff."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"I suppose that's a... concise way of putting it. I don't feel like I quit though. That I just... went to do the stuff I really wanted to do another way."

She sucked in her cheeks. "And no. They totally forgot the cake. They should've had Watkins pop out of it with her lazy eye googling all over the place. Then they'd be sure I'd never come back."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

He blinked a couple of times at her. "That sounds... really familiar." If he had bothered to think about it, he might have remembered a goblin that had expressed a similar sentiment, although his laziness combined with him not really paying attention in the first place made the whole incident slip his mind. As it was, he was left feeling vaguely unsettled.

"Oh man, I would've made you a cake. I'd be really sad if you left!"

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

She smiled. "Well, thanks, I'm glad to know I'd be missed. I think I'm ultimately better off. It just makes me... well, never mind."

She sipped her coffee. "So tell me more about this O-Chul guy. What made him so different?"

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

The Monster became more enthusiastic, instantly beaming at the name. "O-Chul's my best friend! He hung out with me and played board games and talked to me even though I was a monster. He didn't say I was an affront to nature or anything like that."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

Veronica raises an eyebrow. "Did someone else tell you you were an affront to nature?"

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"Um, I can't remember being called an affront to nature exactly, but I've been called lots of things."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"Well, I've been called lots of things too. Question is, who's calling you what, and does it bother you?"

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"I don't really need the insults! But I don't mind some of the stuff, 'cause it's not like I have a real name."

It occurred to him, briefly, that he'd been insulted a lot less since coming to the city. Maybe humans just didn't get insulted as much as monsters did. Oh man, they got a bad rap. He was momentarily filled with a sense of injustice, before deciding that being filled with a sense of injustice was way too much energy, and quickly forgetting the thought.

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, I've been wondering about that. Do your... people usually not have names?"

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"Well, I dunno if my people have names or anything, but I don't have one. I don't really know very much about what I am."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"That's got to be frustrating. So do you live with your own kind, or...?"

She paused. "I don't mean to pry. I think your and my worlds are pretty different so I'm trying to understand. Well, different in some ways at least."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"I don't really know my own kind! Right now I'm living around a bunch of humans, and before it was mostly goblins and some undead. Tsukiko's like, the only human I knew back home, other than O-Chul. But it's not so bad."

[couldmakeucare.livejournal.com]

"Goblins? Goblins like.... little mischievous green creatures? Man, Monster, you live right out of Taeles of Swords and Chivalrie." She shrugged. "Though we sort of have 'undead.' Ghouls. The feral ones are scary, but the ones that keep their faculties are alright--but they didn't develop their condition of their own volition. The guys who WANT to be immortal, they're the ones you have to keep an eye on."

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

"I know some ghouls, but I didn't really hang out with them. They seemed alright."