Seeing Ned hurt himself gets a bigger, nastier smile from the Major. "Yes, enjoyment. Entertainment as well as service, I see." He considers making Ned dance or sing or whack himself again for his entertainment, but fortunately for the pie maker food takes precedent. The Major 'mms' appreciatively as he chows down on his pie(s).

"Your wares are really top-notch," he says. "I'm so pleased. In fact, I think I'm going to need the recipe from you. I can't leave flavour like this all in one place."