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The Major ([personal profile] liebe_krieg) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-12-06 06:28 pm

Today we all steal, animals we are

WHO: Bad guys. And some good guys.
WHERE: The Major’s old mansion lair, temporarily back in business.
WHEN: Evening of Tuesday the 6th
WARNINGS: Violence, language, evil
SUMMARY: VillainCon! Back in the public eye, the Major has arranged a summit of wickedness for all the City’s evildoers, along with a few less nefarious unwanted or unwilling guests.
FORMAT: Paragraph to start, whatever you please afterward.

What a whirlwind it had been! Getting himself back to the City, arranging for his troops to slip into the country in their boxes, re-entering his old mansion with all its fond memories, with but a week to renovate and refurbish it back to a state suitable for this grand event.

It would be grand, too. It would have to be. The Major had taken stock of how things had gone since his ‘death,’ and passed his judgement. The old Coalition was gone, and so were its leaders. Native criminals were pathetic and weak. The prospect of a great alliance was out of the question- the Major knew that his peers were too fractious, too diverse, too ambitious and temperamental to ever be welded into a unified force.

No, the goal here was complexity and discord. By bringing as many of his ‘colleagues’ together as possible, he would create a fertile field where might grow contacts, networks, small teams, and at the same time: new enemies, new hatreds, new divisions and rivalries. Above all, he desired new conflict, either between them and the heroes or internal ones inside their little community. This evening would collect fuel for the fires that would burn in the New Year.

How fortunate that no one had wanted to purchase the ‘Nazi House’ since he abandoned it last year! Now, after frenzied labours by his undead minions, the mansion was once again clean and bright and beautifully decorated, as befitting the egos of his guests. Dinner and entertainments for the social parts of the evening had been arranged, every bit as carefully as the discreet meeting rooms and iron-fisted security that would serve the purposes of business. At the center of it all, the Major waited and beamed like the proud host he was.
crabulous: (i don't even know what this expression i)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
But Bender! We talk all the time!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I abuse you all the time! There's a very big difference.
crabulous: (i don't even know what this expression i)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
They both result in you showering me with attention.
boozebot: (pending for a bending)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-16 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You're all take, take, take, Zoidberg! You've never done anything for me! I've always got to be the one doing something for you.
crabulous: (cowardly)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-17 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a constant source of entertainment! A natural comedian!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no comic timing or talent for anything other than being pathetic. And being pathetic won't pay for the money you have to pay me in compensation for enduring your general terribleness!
crabulous: (so bummed out)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-20 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[GASP!!]

How can you say such a horrible, cruel thing? After all that we've been through together! Bender, I am very disappointed in you!
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, you're sounding a lot like my mother, Zoidberg.
crabulous: (you won't notice me stealing your food)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-23 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an honor to be compared to such a noble rowbutt!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-23 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't even met her!
crabulous: (my what a lovely city)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-24 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But she must be a wonderful fembutt to have spawned a dashing fellow such as yourself!
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-26 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
That may be true, but it still doesn't excuse you from being a total embarrassment!
crabulous: (my best friend bender)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-28 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll try to be better next time, Bender!
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-12-29 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you so sure there'll be a next time? Why, I'm considering simply cutting you out of my life in favor of more deserving lobster-aliens.
crabulous: (slave)

[personal profile] crabulous 2011-12-31 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't!
boozebot: (pending for a bending)

[personal profile] boozebot 2012-01-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Just watch me!
crabulous: (freak out)

[personal profile] crabulous 2012-01-02 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[SCREECHING SOUNDS!!!]