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[somethinglawful]

WHO: somethinglawful glowsferatu
WHERE: porter building
WHEN: the day that huge log took place
WARNINGS: courtblock drama
SUMMARY: courtblock drama!!!! now with less captcha interruption
FORMAT: teehee

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[somethinglawful]

[terezi, with her face still pretty much pressed against kanaya's, slyly takes on the part of judge!!]

Overruled!

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya turns to cup terezi's face in her hands ]

Very well, it appears my defense is inadequate against so skilled a legislacerator! You may commence sentencing.

[somethinglawful]

[terezi beams at her in return.]

The prosecution finds the deplorable Miss Maryam guilty of about a billion counts of being fussy, meddling, and resisting shooshes from her moirail!!! The duty of the courtblock is clear!! Miss Maryam must immediately report to.....

[wow look at her drawing this out dramatically]

...the scalemate pile!!

[glowsferatu]

I will accept this punishment, but I would request a postponement of the execution of my sentence.

We are, might I remind you, currently withheld in an interim period for which we anticipate the receipt of our new electronic communication devices.

[somethinglawful]

[terezi huffs at this reminder that they are actually waiting in a gigantic line.]

I guess we can put it off.

[glowsferatu]

[ kanaya grabs her by the wrist and pulls her in close ]

Oh, don't fret so quickly! Once these matters are concluded, we can follow through with the consequences for my most heinous of crimes immediately!

Just imagine with anticipation the fact that you will be given the most opportune occasion on which to don the black hood of the Executor.

[somethinglawful]

[naturally, terezi has no objections to this.]

Ahahahaha!! You will be shooshed and papped like never before, you fiend!

[glowsferatu]

[ they'd be overruled anyway ]

Assuming, of course, that I don't see fit to issue a reversal.

[somethinglawful]

I guess there would be no point in objecting to that kind of behavior! The judge just won't go for it.

[glowsferatu]

In some matters, His Tyranny holds little jurisdiction. Whatever ruling he might attempt in the courtblock of pale maneuvers would be cat aside into the shameful abyss which is an appeals hearing of the absolute lowest circuit!

[somethinglawful]

That's because pale maneuvers are a matter of love, not justice! Um, except for when we're playing courtblock drama like we just were.

[glowsferatu]

Only as much as we allow it to have such an effect, yes.

[somethinglawful]

Next time you can try your hand at prosecution!

[glowsferatu]

Should the resulting context render such a decision appropriate, I will not hesitate to make good on that offer.