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WHO: Amelia (
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WHERE: Ed, Al, and Ling's apartment.
WHEN: Tonight.
WARNINGS: Possible explosions.
SUMMARY: Two people without great knowledge of modern technology or cooking attempt to make food. You know it all goes downhill from there.
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It wasn't that Amelia did not take the situation with the Porter seriously. Indeed, even as she dug through the pots and pans in the alchemists' kitchen, her communicator was with her, on and sticking out of a pocket. At a moment's notice, she would leave, no matter what was going on, but for the moment life went on, and long ago she and Alphonse had promised one another an attempt to figure out the complexities of cooking. With Amelia staying at the alchemists' apartment for a couple of days while Lina was away, it seemed like a prime opportunity.
Rattling and clanging emerged from the cupboard as she attempted to find a pot large enough for their needs, poking it up onto the counter for Alphonse's approval. "Ne, that one? I think it's the biggest."
On the menu was doughnuts.
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WHERE: Ed, Al, and Ling's apartment.
WHEN: Tonight.
WARNINGS: Possible explosions.
SUMMARY: Two people without great knowledge of modern technology or cooking attempt to make food. You know it all goes downhill from there.
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It wasn't that Amelia did not take the situation with the Porter seriously. Indeed, even as she dug through the pots and pans in the alchemists' kitchen, her communicator was with her, on and sticking out of a pocket. At a moment's notice, she would leave, no matter what was going on, but for the moment life went on, and long ago she and Alphonse had promised one another an attempt to figure out the complexities of cooking. With Amelia staying at the alchemists' apartment for a couple of days while Lina was away, it seemed like a prime opportunity.
Rattling and clanging emerged from the cupboard as she attempted to find a pot large enough for their needs, poking it up onto the counter for Alphonse's approval. "Ne, that one? I think it's the biggest."
On the menu was doughnuts.
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And well, assuming things did work out, they could all be going home soon, meaning he and Amelia would never cross paths again. Since the city was still relatively calm, there was little harm in spending what could be one of his last evenings here with her. Besides, he'd agreed to help her with cooking weeks ago, and Al liked to think of himself as a man of his word.
He had to admit their attempt wasn't going quite as well as he'd expected so far, but that was his own fault. Al had assumed it was this future world with its confusing prepackaged, premixed ingredients that was throwing Amelia off, but the amount of batter now decorating the walls indicated otherwise. Maybe the two of them were just inept at this sort of thing, even when working from scratch.
In spite of the mess, though, they'd at least managed to mix the dough. By now it should have chilled enough to work with, leaving only the actual cooking to finish the job. Surely they could get that part right, couldn't they? Even without a proper deep fryer.
"That one looks good," Al agreed, nodding his approval. "I'll go get the dough out of the refrigerator."
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A modern kitchen was bewildering. The kitchen in Saillune was much different from this, full of heavy-bottomed pots and cauldrons, herbs and spices hanging from the exposed rafters, cooks and undercooks bustling about the kitchen as they wielded knives for vegetables or basted meat turning on the spit in the fireplace. One couldn't miss the kitchen at home, its air heavy with cooking and rotting food and old spices, its heat radiating up the staircase towards the upper halls. This modern kitchen was a land of bright, shiny pots in which one could see one's face, filled with knobs and buttons to adjust and bottles of ingredients that bounced on the floor instead of broke when you dropped them. Here there was only Alphonse and herself, and a bewildering army of appliances meant to make life easier and yet managed to fail utterly. No cooks. No professionals. She was in over her head.
But Amelia had never been one to let herself be easily daunted. This kitchen was a new challenge to tackle, and tackle she would. Meanwhile, she did not think much about going home. She might jinx it if she did -- and worry about Lina, who might not be there for it. Better to keep life proceeding forward.
Checking the recipe, she squinted. "If it's going to end up in a pot anyway, it seems like you should measure it by the pot instead of by the cup . . ."
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Al had been telling the truth about assisting his teacher all those years ago, but that could hardly be considered real cooking. Back then he'd just handed Izumi things and dutifully followed her instructions out of fear of being drop-kicked across the room. What he and Amelia were trying now was a decidedly different (and fortunately less violent) experience.
Brushing some of the flour and egg mix from the table, Al set the dough down and began to rummage through the drawers for a rolling pin. "You can go ahead and put the oil in while I get the doughnuts ready."
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Fortunately for all involved she understood what a measuring cup was by this point. Oil splashed into the cup -- a little too hard, some of it surging over the side and joining the mess on the counter. Amelia sent a guilty glance towards Alphonse's back, covering over the small puddle with the dishcloth, dumping the amount into the pot. No one had to know.
"Okay, so they say the stove should be on for . . . 375 degrees." A blink. "Are you supposed to warm up the stove first, like the oven?"
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"Well, we don't want the oil to get too hot, but since we're almost ready to start frying the doughnuts, heating it should be okay now." Al smiled at her over his shoulder before getting back to work. This step honestly made him feel a little girly, but he supposed there was no getting around it. Carefully, he started cutting doughnut shapes from the rolled out dough, moving them aside to hand to Amelia later.
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Meanwhile, there was no 375 degrees on the range like there was on the oven. Although Amelia had used the stove to warm up food for Lina and herself before, this inconsistency was frustrating. In the end she turned up the heat to let the oil warm up quickly, coming to peer over Alphonse's shoulder.
"Eee, they look good!"
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Al gathered up the excess dough and rolled it out again, sparing only a quick glance at the stove. Maybe Amelia wasn't a culinary expert (and obviously, neither was he), but he trusted she could handle this. "I think the directions said they need to fry for one-to-two minutes on each side."
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"Want to cut some of them while we're waiting?" Al asked, dismissing the thought and forcing some cheer into his voice.
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Replaying his words back in her head, however, made her pause. "You're okay?"
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Also, the lure of the doughnut cutter was strong. Trying not to disrupt the work he'd already done, she placed the cutter into the dough, pressing as she'd seen him do. To her delight it came out much in the same way that his had -- though it stuck to the inside surface of the cutter. She shook it a little, gently. "How does it get out?"
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"Ah, sorry," he said, leaning in to help her pry the dough free. "I should have used some more flour to keep it from sticking."
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"I never really did anything fancy at home, and you don't need it when you're out camping. Other people always made the food at home or if we were at an inn, and if we were all on the road, then it was just simple -- a campfire, maybe, and we cooked fish on sticks."
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But maybe the similarities were part of why he'd befriended her and Lina so easily. That story Amelia had told Ed about her friend's journey to become human again had hit a little too close to home. He hoped he'd be able to ask her more about it sometime without sounding suspicious, but such things were touchy subjects.
"Brother and I usually ate at inns too since we were always on the road." Al's smile turned wistful. "And we cooked a lot of fish that way back when we were training."
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A sweatdrop. "Plus even if I do try to stay home, we usually seem to cross paths anyway -- at which point Lina-san blows something up and we all have to flee from angry people."
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"It sounds like you come from an amazing place," he said once she'd finished speaking. It seemed unfair to press for information on Zelgadis now, even though the opportunity was there. Al didn't want this conversation to make Amelia sad. "Saillune is your hometown?"
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Which, in all honesty, was a mildly troubling thought. It had never been a good sign to hear that kind of adoration directed towards a ruler in the past, the situation in Reole being the prime example. Saillune couldn't really be like that, could it? Al hoped this was just a case of Amelia's idealism overshadowing a more mundane truth.
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What she'd said the other day about the trust between rulers and the people suddenly made a lot more sense, but the news still caught Al off guard. Amelia might have been more regal-seeming than Ling and Mei, but really, a crime-fighting princess who travels around in search of injustice? The very concept struck him as surreal.
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A sudden blink. "Do you smell something?"
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Before he could say anything else, Amelia's question brought his attention back to more important matters. Al followed the faint scent of smoke to the stove, eyes widening as he caught sight of what allowing himself to get so distracted had resulted in. Between overheating and the oil that had been spilled directly over the cooktop, the pot had erupted with the beginnings of a grease fire.
"Damn it," he hissed, hurriedly checking their surroundings for something he could use to put the fire out with. While bad, this wasn't yet cause for panic.
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"Aqua Create!" A stream of water shot from her hands to meet the fire, aiming to put it out in an instant.
. . . Unfortunately Amelia did not know grease fires didn't work that way.
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Wait, aqua?!
"Amelia!" Al grabbed her--a bit rougher than he'd have liked, considering his haste--and did his best to shove her back behind him. Chances were he could handle being burned a lot better than she could.
Predictably, the fire exploded over the stove and the surrounding area the instant the water hit. For a moment, nearly half the kitchen seemed to be engulfed in deadly flames. The worst of the flare-up was short-lived, but nonetheless dangerous and destructive--smaller fires had taken hold in several places, and would obviously continue to spread if Al and Amelia weren't able to act fast.
"Are you okay?" Al asked, slowly lowering the arm he'd been using to shield his face.
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Had she . . . Was he . . . ?
No time for that. Barely registering his question, Amelia took in the fire around her, managing a shaky nod. The fire at the moment was her first priority, her hands spinning the spell.
No water. "Mos Varium!"
A ball of light blossomed, spinning like a top, sucking fire into its bowels like a small, hungry sun, leaving the kitchen smoking in its wake.
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"Thanks." Al breathed a sigh of relief and stepped back to survey the damage, both to the apartment and to Amelia. His own clothes were a little singed, and he dusted at them absently. "Are you sure you're not hurt?"
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"I'm a pretty hard person to hurt." Al smiled reassuringly and scratched at the back of his head, though his expression still held traces of tension. "Sorry about all that. Water doesn't mix very well with a grease fire."
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"...I'm fine," he said finally, his voice much softer than before. "I promise."
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Turning back to stare at the kitchen, "Mou . . ."
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"You didn't have to--" Realizing that protesting now would be pointless, Al stopped and simply returned her smile. "...Thanks."
But the pretense of good cheer was hard to maintain once he followed her gaze to take in the severity of the destruction. Ed and Ling were going to kill him--any place that held food was practically sacred to people with appetites like theirs. Fortunately, it didn't look like anything he wouldn't be able to fix. With a sigh, Al moved to get the windows open to help lessen the amount of smoke in the room.
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"I didn't know . . ." Her voice was small.
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Moving the pot away from the heat source, Al turned back around to face her. He hated that look Amelia was giving him--though he was embarrassed he'd screwed up as a teacher, it wasn't something she should feel guilty for. Her world was so different from this one, it was no wonder things had gone awry. Hoping to lighten the mood, Al managed a small grin. "The kitchen can be repaired, but I think we're going to have to give up on the doughnuts."
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Glancing from the burned surfaces to the mess of ingredients splattered throughout the room, Al barely stopped himself from sighing again. This was going to take a lot of work, and worse yet, he was still hungry. "...Does take-out sound okay to you afterwards?"
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Her movements were tight and hesitant, like a dog with its tail between its legs. In spite of Al's encouragement that he didn't blame her, likely the guilt would still last for a while.