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[gammas]

WHO: SHE-HULK & TONY
WHERE: the Avengers Mansion..........
WHEN: uh tonight i guess!!!! OH AND TOMORROW MORNING this is in two parts
WARNINGS: oh my god its these two what do you think
SUMMARY: they uh... make really bad life decisions......
FORMAT: ACTION JESUS FUCK COME ON



[ while it's not that late, fact of the matter is, Shulkie has nothing going for her tonight. no parties, no dates, nada; which is why she's dressed in her pajamas, sitting in the Avengers mansion living room, watching some television show that five minutes in, she already forgot the name to. her party of puggles lay around her, content and sleeping.

wow so interesting. ]

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[gammas]

Mmn. Good.

[ she just hums when he kisses her, returning it with just as much eagerness her arms loop around his waist, tugging him against her and a hand sliding down his back. ]

LET'S FADE TO BLACK HERE Y/Y?

[liverletdie]

[ Tony didn't stop talking all that often, but this was one of the times when words would just get in the way.

He's pretty much right up against her, hand drifting lower ]

GIVE ME MY MORNING AFTER

[gammas]

[ she just slides against him, letting him do what he wants with that pleased smile on her lips.

tonight's going to be a good night. ]

MORNING AFTER TIME

[liverletdie]

[ And later, after all the sex has transpired, and Tony Stark has had a night's sleep with Jen, he slowly starts to wake up, lifting his head only slightly before sitting up.

After a moment considering if he should sneak out, but decides against it, and lays back down. He's not about to just wake her up. ]

heeeeee clutches face

[gammas]

[ Shulkie doesn't really stir though. at least, not much. when he moves, she just rolls over and throws a green arm over his chest, snuggling closer to him.

heh. warmth. ]

[liverletdie]

[ Oh, it's cuddle time, apparently. Well, he can be alright with that, hand just gently stroking her arm. ]

[gammas]

[ that catches her attention. because there's someone stroking her arm and wow that's weird!! she opens her eyes after a moment and lifts her head.

only to see Tony Stark.

in her bed.

oh no.

cue completely stunned staring. ]

[liverletdie]

[ He was pretty comfy and enjoying himself, but then--

She was staring at him ]

Morning.

[gammas]

Um... Good... morning...

[ just kind of... looking at him because oh he's definitely naked. and she's definitely naked and.

oh.

dammit, she did it again. not really unlooping her arm around him though WELP. ]

... We "debriefed" again, didn't we.

[liverletdie]

[ He quirked an eyebrow, curious. ]

As far as I remember. Are you alright?

[ He pauses. ] It was a nice night.

[gammas]

[ flopping back down again and just sort of rubbing her face. ]

I'm fine! I'm great! I'm just a little -- you know -- surprised. [ a beat ] I didn't think I'd end up here with you again.

[ another beat and then she adds quickly: ]

Not that that's a bad thing! It was great. [ she just tried to promise herself she wouldnt have pointless sex anymore.... welp. ]

[liverletdie]

Well, if you're alright with it, that's all that matters.

[ Because he was totally cool with it, but this is Tony.

He never regrets anything when it comes to women. ]

[gammas]

[ a beat as she kind of lays there in silence ]

This wasn't your master plan, right? To "accidentally" [ air quotes ] stumble upon me last night and then "conveniently" [ sweetie why is this in airquotes ] sleep with me.

[liverletdie]

No? [ Perfectly wide-eyed and innocent now. ]

Jen, I honestly was working on my suit. Now don't get me wrong, I enjoyed myself, a lot, but that doesn't mean I would have a master plan!

[gammas]

Ugh. Sorry. [ covering her eyes with her palms ]

I keep doing this, "no more sexual pinball" promise, but it never works out. I think I just miss having sex too much. It's just -- it's really nice, you know? This was really nice.

[ well whatever snuggles up against him ]

I think I'm too needy.

[liverletdie]

[ He lifts a shoulder, winding an arm around hers. ] Hey, you do what you like, not that I'm the person to talk to when it comes to holding off from having sex.

[ And at least there were no nanites this time. ]

Mind, I don't think there's anything wrong with enjoying ourselves.

[gammas]

[ just kind of brushing her fingers along his chest idly in swirly motions. weh pillow talk. ]

Hey, when I'm She-Hulk, it's all about enjoying myself. And if I want to have sex all the time, I'm going to have sex all the time!

[ huffs all dramatically!!! ]

I could do this every night if I wanted.

[liverletdie]

Well, if you want to... [ He trailed off with a smile. She was very fun to spend time with in bed. ]

[gammas]

[ looking over at him now ]

Want to -- what? Do a casual sex thing?

[liverletdie]

[ He lifts an eyebrow, his lip quirking in amusement. ]

That was the idea.

[gammas]

[ resting her head against his chest, pursing her lips in thought. after a few moments: ]

Sure, why not. Friends with benefits can't be that bad, right?

[liverletdie]

[ He chuckles ]

No, I don't think so. Actually, I'd say it's a pretty good thing. I wouldn't be complaining.

[gammas]

[ leaning over and kissing. mwah. ]

Well, of course you wouldn't be complaining. Who's going to complain when they get this every night? [ gesturing towards herself with a grin ]

You can't tell the others though.

[liverletdie]

Hey, I can keep a secret.

[ He kisses her again. sexytime. ]

And I certainly wouldn't be complaining.

[gammas]

[ and she's just returning the kiss and even holding it for a little bit. ]

I'm serious, Tony. You can't tell anyone. At least, not until I say it's okay, okay?

People will end up getting the wrong impression anyways.