[ SIDEWALK HE COULD KISS YOU but he won't because that's gross. instead he's going to get angry at the guy who just saved his life to hopefully cover up just how panicked he was a second ago (and still kind of is). ]

Wow, I honestly never noticed, thank you for telling me, human stranger. I would have had a hard time realizing that I was just subject to a near death experience without you here to inform me.