Eridan is the worst piece of half chewed garbage terrible ever picked out its unbrushed, refuse encrusted fangs, and no, thank fucking god, I am not him. I don't know why you seem to think this isn't a point I have been and will continue to be one hundred percent aware of. I gave him the chance to kill me, though, when I could have avoided doing so and averted this entire fiasco. Why do I have to spell this out for you? You are the very person who has been telling me this for the past two goddamn months.