Safety or semi-normal coworkers. You can only choose one.

[always_alert]

WHO: Red Alert and ALL Y'ALL
WHERE: City Hall
WHEN: November 14th
WARNINGS: Red being unintentionally creepy
SUMMARY: Red Alert takes his job a little too seriously, and has yet to grasp an understanding of human social norms.
FORMAT: Paragraph to start, tagger's choice afterward

(  My senses tell me all that I need to know )

magic with me

[onetouch]

WHO: a magician (hexappeal) and a former magician (onetouch)
WHERE: The Pie Hole rooftop
WHEN: November 16th, sundown
WARNINGS: Ned mostly naked, but not for the reasons you'd think.
SUMMARY: Ned has some bees to undead, and some trauma to face. Zee is just a very willing participant in both.
FORMAT: pretentious brackets tbh

( Oh Oh Oh... It's Magic, you know... )