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WHO: Ned the Pie Maker, Jack Bauer, and the world’s most absurd NPC super-villain
WHERE: The Pie Hole
WHEN: The following takes place between 10PM and 11PM, backdated to Sunday the 7th. Events... don’t really occur in real time because backdating.
WARNINGS: Cartoon violence
SUMMARY: Having solved the mystery of who framed Ned for murder, Jack and Ned return to the Pie Hole for more evidence, only to be ambushed by Ned’s sinister arch-nemesis: the fiend who calls herself Pie Die.
FORMAT: Paragraph

( The Time Has Come to Make Things Right )

hexappeal

WHO: Zatanna, Ned, & Matt.
WHERE: Lassiter's old townhouse.
WHEN: After Ned's big break out!
WARNINGS: Talk of alleged murder is likely.
SUMMARY: Zatanna and Matt bust out the Piemaker. In order to keep him laying low, she takes him to the one place she conveniently forgets to mention is in her possession...
FORMAT: Quick!

( I salt the corners of my room because, because a ghost can never be too careful... )

out_of_time

WHO: Jack Bauer, Ned the ~~accused murderer~~ Pie Maker, and Zatanna
WHERE: City Police Department Morgue
WHEN: The following takes place between 8PM and 9PM on Sunday. Events occur in real time.
WARNINGS: A dead guy?
SUMMARY: After Ned is sprung from prison, Jack and Zee get him into the morgue so he can have a chat with his supposed murder victim.
FORMAT: Paragraph, order is Jack-Ned-Zee

( Go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do )

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: July 1-31
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

July 3rd & 4th (evenings) there will be magical indoor fireworks.

The menu has been trimmed this Summer for seasonality & ease of choice.

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
dandelion pie .......................... a savory treat for those Leos out there
tart citrus tart ................................. a lemon tart garnished with orange zest in an open-faced tart
red-white-and-blue cherry pie ..................... made to look like a flag, this option is as seasonal as it is festive ** pie of the month
red velvet + blueberry pie ............. a take on a red velvet concept with a mystery red pudding layered with homemade whipped cream and topped with honey-glazed blueberries

SOUPS
available all month, two different soup choices per day. served with (optional) grilled cheese/cheez of your choosing.

out_of_time

WHO: Jack Bauer and [OPEN]
WHERE: A gym, a library, and the Pie Hole.
WHEN: The following takes place between June 19th and June 21st. Events occur in real time.
WARNINGS: References to violence and torture.
SUMMARY: A few days in the life of Jack Bauer (mainly consisting of angst, paranoia, and paranoid angst).
FORMAT: Prose with multiple setups- specify which one is being used in the subject line of your reply!

( I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind )

magicalworld

WHO: Calvin and OPEN
WHERE: Outside the MAC, then at the Botanical Garden, then the Pie Hole.
WHEN: The day of Tuesday the 11th.
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: It’s summer! That means it’s time for Calvin to goof off and get in trouble all over the City.
FORMAT: Prose with multiple setups- specify which one is being used in the subject line of your reply!

( To know I can believe )

invoking

WHO: GIL and YOU
WHERE: various places around the City
WHEN: 6/10 to 6/14
WARNINGS: n/a for now
SUMMARY: a week in the life of Gil or something.
FORMAT: quick to start and then tagger's choice.

( where all the fools and actors circle like birds of prey )

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: June 1-30
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

NEW MENU ITEMS!!( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
mango tango .................. this month's pie of the month!!
summer breeze ......................... a lighter version of a traditional berry pie, baked in a pastry shell
double-shot espresso pie ....................... also known as "The Mitch" ; have a free slice on the mayor's birthday (June 28)

SOUPS
available all month, two different soup choices per day. served with (optional) grilled cheese/cheez of your choosing.

whole bean vegetarian chili
coconut curry with lentils and rice
white bean
butternut apple bisque
fresh beet puree
root vegetable
spinach mint
black bean
shitake mushroom and fennel
pasta e fagoli
chicken noodle soup hold the chicken
traditional tomato

* NEW ITEM
** PIE OF THE MONTH

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: May 1-31
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

NEW MENU ITEMS!!( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
pastel pansy tart................a light custard pie garnished with pansies
double-shot espresso pie .................. also known as "The Mitch" ; will soon be integrated into the full menu & available in dairy-free or traditional **

SOUPS
available all month between 11-5 (later on 5/5).

whole bean vegetarian chili
coconut curry with lentils and rice
white bean
butternut apple bisque
fresh beet puree
root vegetable

( only available Cinco de Mayo evening & Memorial Day Weekend )
all selections come with fried asparagus and sauce or fresh sweet potato fries

mock dog ................. it looks like meat, it tastes like meat, but it's so not meat
black bean burger .................. black beans and rice cooked up into a patty and served on a grilled portobello with pico de gallo
gluten free nachos ............ lentil chips with homemade pico de gallo & guacamole with something that looks suspiciously like cheese but isn't, on top. sour cream or greek yogurt optional.
vegetable rueben ................ roasted eggplant, peppers, mushrooms and onions served with coleslaw and homemade thousand island on a regular or gluten free roll
avocado black bean sandwich ................... cheese or mock cheese optional, served on a regular or gluten free roll
fig sandwich ................... roasted fig and goat cheese with arugula with diced julienne beets served on a baguette

* NEW ITEM
** PIE OF THE MONTH

magicalworld

WHO: Ned and 'Nivlac' (and then Minako)
WHERE: The Pie Hole
WHEN: Sunday afternoon
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Calvin has been banned from the Pie Hole. This injustice will not stand.
FORMAT: Quicklog

( please don't let me be misunderstood )

onetouch

WHO: MITCHELL HUNDRED & NED
WHERE: City Hall
WHEN: some day over the rainbow. let's say a Monday.
WARNINGS: maybe later
SUMMARY: Ned brings some pies to Mitch, because he's thoughtful like that.
FORMAT: quicknlazy.jpg

( everything seems exciting when you yell out loud, when you yell out loud )

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: April 1-30
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

On April 1/April Fools Day the door handle might vanish when you go to grab it. Or even the whole door. Don't give up! It'll eventually let you in (or someone will walk out).

April 21-17/Earth week various hippie-ish decorations will be visible like a tree that appears to grow up from the floor and break through the roof. It is entirely climbable but through magic it doesn't cause any structural damage. Also note the cute little spinning globe over the bar Ned probably wants to punch.

LACTOSE FREE AND GLUTEN FREE OPTIONS NOW AVAILABLE. (fully integrated into the menu now, feel free to order any traditional flavor in gluten or dairy free)

( ... )

the allergen free list:
100% dairy/lactose free & made with a gluten-free almond or coconut crust for our friends with nut allergies. dairy-free whipped topping also available upon request.
feel free to order any traditional flavor in gluten, dairy, or nut-free as well.

tart date and cashew tart ............. fresh cashews, dates, and cranberries honey-glazed.
pumpkin with a twist ................... a surprisingly homey mixture of pumpkin carrot and orange zest in an almond crust
almond creme dream ................... slivered and crushed almonds in a cocoa custard
apple cinnamon ................. because the winter's only just begun
not-so-traditional key lime ................... some like it sweet, but this one's a little sour
even-less-so lemon meringue ............... how did he make this without cream, it's a mystery

SPECIAL(s):
pastel pansy tart................a light custard pie garnished with pansies
any traditional or gluten-free option may also be requested as a cup-pie and presented as a flower shape.

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: March 1-31 (sorry this is so late)
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Grandiose ST. PATRICKS DAY decorations will go up March 16th evening and vanish [magically] March 18th evening.

LACTOSE FREE AND GLUTEN FREE OPTIONS NOW AVAILABLE. Introductory menu is on the specials board.
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
whiskey custard ................... you heard me, Jameson baked into the crust.
beer-soaked beer tart .................................. yep.
green cherry pie ....................... is it food coloring or something healthy?
green strawberry fields ........................... well is it??
;)

and now introducing...

the allergen free list:
all selections are full-size unless otherwise stated; 100% dairy/lactose free & made with a gluten-free almond or coconut crust for our friends with nut allergies. dairy-free whipped topping also available upon request.
stay tuned, this is just an introductory menu to gauge interest....

tart date and cashew tart ............. fresh cashews, dates, and cranberries honey-glazed.
have your shamrock and eat it too ......... the green cherry or strawberry special (or feel free to ask for both) shaped like a mini shamrock and free of gluten or dairy. made to order.
pumpkin with a twist ................... a surprisingly homey mixture of pumpkin carrot and orange zest in an almond crust
almond creme dream ................... slivered and crushed almonds in a cocoa custard
apple cinnamon ................. because the winter's only just begun
not-so-traditional key lime ................... some like it sweet, but this one's a little sour
even-less-so lemon meringue ............... how did he make this without cream, it's a mystery

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: February 1-28
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Grandiose Valentine's Day theme decorations will appear (magically) February 13 evening and vanish February 15 day.

LACTOSE FREE AND GLUTEN FREE OPTIONS NOW AVAILABLE. Introductory menu is on the specials board.
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
strawberry champagne cheesecake cup-pie...........a cheery mix of strawberry champagne over a strawberry cheesecake in a honey-baked mini-crust. also available in cherry, raspberry, or chocolate upon request.
rum raisin..............rum-soaked raisins in a tantalizing fruit sauce, topped with confectioner's sugar and a cherry. (fresh none of that maraschino crap). available in full-size or cup-pie.
cherry walnut love pie.........just what it sounds like, cut in the shape of a heart for your beloved. available in cup-pie or full-size.

**Available through February

and now introducing...

the allergen free list:
all selections are full-size; 100% dairy/lactose free & made with a gluten-free almond crust. dairy-free whipped topping also available upon request.
stay tuned, this is just an introductory menu to gauge interest....

tart date and cashew tart.............fresh cashews, dates, and cranberries honey-glazed.
guilt-free love..............the heart-shaped special, in a gluten dairy free version
pumpkin with a twist...................a surprisingly homey mixture of pumpkin carrot and orange zest in an almond crust
almond creme dream...................slivered and crushed almonds in a cocoa custard
apple cinnamon.................because the winter's only just begun
not-so-traditional key lime...................some like it sweet, but this one's a little sour
even-less-so lemon meringue...............how did he make this without cream, it's a mystery

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: January 2-January 31 (the shop will be closed the first for New Years but you can still order one for any New Years pie needs you may have).
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

A few star decorations are up around the bar, but nothing garish. Just silver and gold.

Also LACTOSE FREE AND GLUTEN FREE OPTIONS NOW AVAILABLE. Ask your server for details. (Full allergy menu is still in the works and should be printed by February).
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
strawberry champagne cheesecake cup-pie...........a cheery mix of strawberry champagne over a strawberry cheesecake in a honey-baked mini-crust. also available in cherry, raspberry, or chocolate upon request.
rum raisin..............rum-soaked raisins in a tantalizing fruit sauce, topped with confectioner's sugar and a cherry. (fresh none of that maraschino crap). available in full-size or cup-pie.
drunken fruit(cake) pie.......a mixture of grapes, plums, and pomegranates, all soaked in a 2010 Cabernet. available in full-size only.
dark chocolate raspberry surprise..............fresh raspberries glazed in sickeningly sweet orange and mango schnapps with a homemade chocolate sauce. available in full-size or cup-pie.

tart date and cashew tart.............fresh cashews, dates, and cranberries honey-glazed. available in full-size only.
cherry walnut love pie.........just what it sounds like, cut in the shape of a heart for your beloved. available in cup-pie or full-size.

**Available through February

hexappeal

WHO: Sort of open. This is for of Themyscira-Zatara Family & friends.
WHERE: Diana and Zee's place and elsewhere.
WHEN: Throughout December.
WARNINGS: Enough of them.
SUMMARY: Cute winter holiday stuff. Please specify in the subject line if your threads are open or closed (and if they are closed, to which people).
FORMAT: Whatever you feel like.

( The stars shined and the shadows moved. Time flew, the phone rang; there was a silence when the kitchen sang. )

casthulhu

WHO: Adventurers!
WHERE: The new Dungeon of Dread: located in Central Park, aka the unluckiest place in the City that isn't Times Square.
WHEN: December 15-22
SUMMARY: The Cityverse's demonic interlopers strike again, this time manifesting a haunted castle that must be defeated according to the laws of fantasy and sorcery.
WARNINGS: Violence, scary stuff
FORMAT: Prose

( This sword here at my side don’t act the way it should )

[ooc: players with AIM are invited into goddamndungeonchat for adventure planning and discussion!]

invoking

WHO: GIL and YOU
WHERE: anywhere! The park, a grocery store, the streets, around his workplace, etc.
WHEN: between 12/10 and 12/13
WARNINGS: references to Thunderhungerdome events
SUMMARY: In spite of everything that's happened, Gil has to try and carry on with City life.
FORMAT: starting with quick but tagger's choice!

( yet are destined to always remember, it's no wonder how they scream )

gevurah

WHO: NED and KATE
WHERE: a bar somewhere
WHEN: backdated to the late evening of 12/6
WARNINGS: tba
SUMMARY: Kate fulfills her promise of taking Ned out for a drink after his little vacation.
FORMAT: whatever Ca wants

( and dishing just desserts one may deserve )

onetouch

WHO: Ned and his thoughts
WHERE: Yellowstone National Park & around Park County, Wyoming
WHEN: December 1st
WARNINGS: if pretentiousness has a warning, here's your warning.
SUMMARY: Ned goes away for the weekend, to be alone with just him.
FORMAT: sololog prose for dicks

( `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. )

onetouch

WHO: Ned, Digby, Minako Arisato, and you
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: December 1-31 (Ned will be gone the 1st, 2nd & 25th)
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with, Minako, or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Christmas decorations are still up, obviously, though Ned has added a flamboyantly adorned tree stretching up to the ceiling by the bar.

Ned has whisked himself away for the first weekend in December, but Minako will be with you should you still have pie-needs. He'll be back just before close the 2nd and onward. Minako will have the 24th off (isn't he nice), but the Pie Hole will close early that day. The Pie Hole is closed December 25, 2012 in observance of Christmas.
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
toffee applestache pie......................fuji apples at the peak of ripeness and candied pistachios in a honeyed, toffee-infused crust
yam yam yum.................a traditional favorite for the holiday season, a blend of sweet potato and pecan with a honey glazed crust
the golden gooseberry pie.................a blend of seasonal fruits and cinnamon, dusted with powdered "snow" sugar

*Available through the month of December in regular or cup-pie

onetouch

WHO: Ned and Digby and you and you and you and all your closest friends
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: Thanksgiving Day, November 22 8am - November 23 1am (he'lll stick around for any stragglers tho)
WARNINGS: Shouldn't be any...
SUMMARY: Ned invites the whole City to the Pie Hole. He and Zatanna are cooking and baking everything (there are meat and meatless options), but feel free to bring a favorite from home!
FORMAT: quick/spam; make your own threads for your own people or table. on open threads estimate the time of arrival.
NO ONE IS EVER LATE!!!!!

( the God-given bounty that enriches our lives )

waiting

WHO: Rick "Just Got Back From the Dead" Bradbury and YOU!
WHERE: City Hall and around the City, either on his morning jog or after he's done with work for the day.
WHEN: The week of November 19 to November 24
WARNINGS: References to Thunderhungerdome events.
SUMMARY: Bradbury's back, and things are(n't) the same.
FORMAT: Quick.

( staying afloat for the moment )

mocks

WHO: Bobbi Morse, Clint Barton & Open.
WHERE: A local supermarket.
WHEN: Monday afternoon.
WARNINGS: N/A
SUMMARY: Thanksgiving is nearly here and it's time to do some grocery shopping!
FORMAT: Quick. Start new threads, ram your carts into other people, have at it!

( Of a sea of fools so blissfully unaware. )

onetouch

WHO: a magician (

hexappeal) and a former magician (

onetouch)
WHERE: The Pie Hole rooftop
WHEN: November 16th, sundown
WARNINGS: Ned mostly naked, but not for the reasons you'd think.
SUMMARY: Ned has some bees to undead, and some trauma to face. Zee is just a very willing participant in both.
FORMAT: pretentious brackets tbh

( Oh Oh Oh... It's Magic, you know... )

onetouch

WHO: Ned & Digby
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: November 6-30 (omitting the 22nd, Thanksgiving)
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

Christmas decorations are up, up up! And Ned went just a touch overboard.
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL(s):
toffee applestache pie......................fuji apples at the peak of ripeness and candied pistachios in a honeyed, toffee-infused crust
yam yam yum.................a traditional favorite for the holiday season, a blend of sweet potato and pecan with a honey glazed crust
the golden gooseberry pie.................a blend of seasonal fruits and cinnamon, dusted with powdered "snow" sugar

*Available through the month of December in regular or cup-pie

onetouch

WHO: Ned & Digby
WHERE: The Pie Hole pie restaurant and bakeshop
WHEN: October 17-November 5
WARNINGS: It could vary, though not too high please.
SUMMARY: This log is forever open to fraternize, socialize, and otherwise eat pie in Ned's restaurant. If you would like to make your thread closed to a specific person (be it someone you came in with or Ned himself) put their name in the subject line. If your thread is open, a server will be with you shortly. Feel free to tag other open threads or eat with strangers too! Anything goes.

A note that absolutely NO Halloween decorations will be present this year.
FORMAT: any

( ... )

SPECIAL:
toffee applestache pie......................fuji apples at the peak of ripeness and candied pistachios in a honeyed, toffee-infused crust

*Available through the month of December in regular or cup-pie

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out_of_time - No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive
hexappeal - (no subject)
out_of_time - At midnight all the agents, and the superhuman crew
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
out_of_time - I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find
magicalworld - Give me a sense of wonder
invoking - i carried my heart unbuttoned across the lonely stage
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
magicalworld - I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
onetouch - (no subject)
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
hexappeal - (no subject)
casthulhu - I have this feeling, that my luck is none too good
invoking - if the elephants have past lives
gevurah - we're spilling tea
onetouch - and then, there was one.
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - TURKEY DAY AT THE PIE HOLE II
waiting - we're all in the same boat
mocks - With my shopping cart I move through the heart
onetouch - magic with me
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE
onetouch - THE PIE HOLE

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Entries tagged with † ned | the piemaker

No One’s Gonna Take Me Alive

(no subject)

At midnight all the agents, and the superhuman crew

THE PIE HOLE

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find

Give me a sense of wonder

i carried my heart unbuttoned across the lonely stage

THE PIE HOLE

THE PIE HOLE

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good

(no subject)

THE PIE HOLE

THE PIE HOLE

THE PIE HOLE

THE PIE HOLE

(no subject)

I have this feeling, that my luck is none too good

if the elephants have past lives

we're spilling tea

and then, there was one.

THE PIE HOLE

TURKEY DAY AT THE PIE HOLE II

we're all in the same boat

With my shopping cart I move through the heart

magic with me

THE PIE HOLE

THE PIE HOLE

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