you're hearing rumors and you can't stomach the thought of someone touching my body

[dazzlingyou]

WHO: The Shade and Edward Cullen
WHERE: a coffeeshop somewhere in the city
WHEN: Afternoon time on Thursday
WARNINGS: Bad ass old men.
SUMMARY: A conversation over coffee that will not turn into anything more. Sorry, Shade, he's not that kind of girl.
FORMAT: WHATEVER. Quick to start out.

[ Edward doesn't order anything, instead taking a table away from the entrance. He wasn't expecting a lot of privacy but he'd go for as much as he could get. This man - Shade - was intriguing to him. He hadn't managed to tail him in any way in the city despite his efforts, which only served to intrigue him further. He was glad that he could find such interesting people in this city, whereas back home finding interesting people took a century, as was the case with Bella.

He watches the door, his face free of any emotion. Except possibly boredom from the thoughts of hipsters and teenagers also in the coffeeshop. ]

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[dazzlingyou]

[ He smiles, something small that suddenly turns larger. All the better to eat you with He was a rather quick thinker, sharper than most. ]

Order whatever you'd like. I have a few days to go before I'm thirsty again. [ He holds up a hand to gesture a waiter or waitress over, whoever spots him first. ]

[foreshadower]

[ And the Shade orders something black and rich and expensive, whatever the brew that was the blackest and the most bitter, and he didn't bother with preamble, or food. If he was to eat, he would eat later, and have something far better than whatever this place served.

It was a gesture, in a way. He did enjoy his fine food and fine drinks, and also a taunt. Just a minor one. He was able to eat. ]

Pity, that. I would enjoy seeing what you would select to drink.

[dazzlingyou]

I cannot handle food or drink the way you can. It's an unpleasant experience. [ He was slightly irritated at himself for reacting in such a way to his taunt. ]

It would be a waste of money to pretend like I can. [ Which he was fine with back home when he had money to spare. Here, despite his lack of a job and 'borrowed' items, money was rare to come across. ]

[foreshadower]

You can't even enjoy it? [ Shade sounds horrified. IF there were a fate worse than death, it would be undeath, as it were, he supposed. He didn't laugh, but there was a certain haughtiness that ran through his thoughts. ]

I suppose when funds are short, one must do what one must do. Even if it includes depriving oneself of any pleasant fare.

[dazzlingyou]

Other things become far more enjoyable. I haven't deprived myself of anything pleasurable here, and do not intend to. [ Except his wife, but that isn't intentional. He blinks finally, the thought of his human wife at home triggering her reminders for him to at least try to act human and blink and breathe every once in a while.

But he doesn't take a breath. He didn't trust the smell of people in this city; sometimes it was too inviting, even more so than Bella's. ]

That said, it is not an existence others should be forced to endure for eternity.

[foreshadower]

Indeed not, and an eternity is long enough. [ Frank, in tone. Alluding to the fact that he was not merely long-lived as would perhaps be suggested. Honestly, he was very unabashedly Victorian in manner and nature, and some things still gave that away even now. But, the age he appeared even now suggested perhaps, perhaps he aged slowly.

Not so, of course. His thoughts were rather blasé about the truth. Pure immortal. ]

Especially without enjoying oneself.

[dazzlingyou]

Thank goodness eternity is the longest there is. [ He merely raises an eyebrow at him, a quick gesture. He already knew Edward could read his thoughts, but he wondered if his immortality was not something he wanted to speak out publicly. Edward himself had no qualms with this, as there were others like him and, as he had found out his first day, many already knew of him from a franchise of some kind. ]

[foreshadower]

[ Shade laughed. ] Oh, I should hardly think that is something to thank! There are certain drawbacks, of course. [ Lovers die, friends die. ]

Then again, there are advantages as well. [ Like watching the world evolve around him, the introduction of Mystery Men, superheroes, and the Shade fought them for the pure sport of it. ]

[dazzlingyou]

That is why my kind prefer to be around each other rather than get attached to humans who can easily die. [ Except in his case. But for what it's worth, he really tried to stop it! And then ... hormones of a 17 year old and a 109 year old happened. ]

Everything balances out into a certain kind ... harmony, as if it were always meant to be that way. But I am aware that is not always the case.

[foreshadower]

My kind, unfortunately, are very few and far between. [ He pauses, and there's a flash of memory. A vile, repulsive little man. Dead now, very dead now. ]

Regardless, I think such a lifestyle would be terribly boring. Humans, people, may be short lived, but they are terribly interesting. Fascinating, even.

[dazzlingyou]

We find ways to entertain ourselves. Sports, games, cars; I myself have taken up many hobbies over the decades.

[foreshadower]

Hobbies get terribly droll after some time. [ He paused for the waitress who brought his drink. She eyed the two of them, and Shade gave her a wicked, rakish smile, before calmly waiting for her to leave. ]

People, however, are fascinating. The right types are going to come along in any generation, and I would like to be there and witness it every step of the way.

[dazzlingyou]

You frightened her. [ Edward retorts quietly, with a hint of amusement in his tone. ]

So you are fond of just waiting for something good to happen, then? I must say, that seems terribly droll.

[foreshadower]

Waiting? Oh no. I find it where I can. You must understand that my world has hardly been left wanting for something of interest. Very similar to this world in recent years. During a period in the the 20th century... [ He trailed off with a light shrug, the early part, well, he amused himself in his own ways. Fighting in WWII, why not? Searching out thinkers and demagogues where he could. Doing what he must for a price, another amusement. He wasn't quite so proud of that now, but he was hardly ashamed. ]

[dazzlingyou]

Yes? [ A prompt for him to continue. The brief thoughts that filtered out to him were intriguing, to say the least. ]

[foreshadower]

The early 20th century had its own problems, to put it bluntly. I traveled the world in that time, mostly. A joust or two with a certain figure who is no longer among the living.

[dazzlingyou]

Ah. All centuries have their problems. [ Carlisle said so often. ]

I never ventured abroad in that time, instead taking to the crowded city streets of America for a few years as I tried to rebel against my new family.

[foreshadower]

As the young are wont to do. [ He smiled grimly. His own wanderlust never quite ebbed, but when he could step to the shadows to appear in another city or country, it was easy to wander and still return to his Opal.

At least at home, and there was a thought for Edward to enjoy. The thought of a city with soft edges and he thought of it with pride and a longing that was hard to construe as anything but love. ]

And how does one like you rebel against your family?

[dazzlingyou]

[ It's a fond contact-memory, if anything. Those thoughts - the nice ones - were his favorite. ]

We consider ourselves vegetarians. We do not feed on the blood of humans, instead turning to animals for sustenance. For a few years I ... neglected to follow the diet, so to speak. [ But he mostly attacked criminals so it was ok. ]

[foreshadower]

You rebel. [ He said it with a sardonic note of laughter in his voice. He thought of the hundreds he killed, but he could hardly remember their fadces, or much of anything about them, other than the fact that he'd taken them down with nary a thought. ]

How noble of your family.

[dazzlingyou]

[ Funny. Edward remembers each of their dying thoughts. ]

We try not to make the news like others do.

[foreshadower]

[ He had his significant kills, of course, the ones he remembered, but he didn't think of those. They were oft prompted by other memories. ]

Odd, I found it quite easy to do both, as long as I worked outside of my home town. Most didn't know I even existed, you see. Not until the advent of the super hero. [ The first Flash. ]

[dazzlingyou]

A real one, you mean, not one found in fiction.

[foreshadower]

Yes, yes. [ He waves a hand dismissively. ] I do mean a real one. I should hardly think staging robberies to get caught by a no-name fake would be worth even my overabubdance of time.

[dazzlingyou]

How many real superheroes have you met, as opposed to just vigilantes?