backdated like a week

[hulk]

WHO: Hulk and you!! Also later Miles Morales and a very hungover Bruce Banner.
WHERE: Outside the Porter building!!
WHEN: A week ago. :B
WARNINGS: HULK.
SUMMARY: Errybody come stare and possibly provoke the giant green dude in the street!
FORMAT: WHICHEVER YOU LIKE. I'M EASY.


[ So here's Hulk. Dang, you may be thinking - that is a sweet Hulk. WRONG.

Hulk is just kind of standing around, growling in confusion, walking around the street as if he's expecting... Something. Which he kind of is? Because Hulk is used to coming around in situations with a whole lot more, like. Explosions. And gunfire. And yelling. And crashing. And stuff like that. But there's none of that happening yet and so Hulk isn't entirely sure what to do. He's a very reactionary kind of guy, you know.

So what does your character do upon seeing an eight and a half feet tall, half tonne giant green rage monster?? Let's find out! ]

Comments

[hulk]

[ askjdifuhawoeiflakwe UNEXPECTED!! ]

The h- How did. [ blinking. ] Ate your Wheaties, huh.

[ Yeah, he's kind of sounding like he's hungover. Minus the kind of. ]

[remake]

[ Miles can't decide whether or not to be insulted. ] I am kinda a superhero, dude.

[hulk]

...Uh huh. [ side-eying a bit. would be more if he were not hungover right now. ] So.

[remake]

You, uh, you probably need like a ride home.

[ AWKWARDLY STARING ]

And. Pants....

[hulk]

Yeah, both of those, would.

[ shut up he's totally holding his pants up!! nothing to stare at!!

......holy hell, is his network comm still in his pockets. and not smashed?? damn. that's pretty hardy. let him call up somebody-- ]

Oh no. Ohhhh no.

[remake]

W- what now?

[ What could be worse than aaaalla this?? ]

[hulk]

[ And he's sinking back down to the pavement. Because he can't handle his life standing up. ]

Look at the network.

[remake]

[ Squints and then.

Looks at his comm.

AND THEN SCREAS ON THE INSIDE ] O-oh, I- I didn't, I--

[ NETWORK PLS ]

[hulk]

Yeah.

[ dragging his face ]

[remake]

[ JUST GOING TO BE MORTIFIED AND ANSWER ALL THE REPLIES NOW THE END ]