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WHO: ERIDAN AMPORA and ZATANNA ZATARA and THEIR VERY UNFORTUNATE GUESTS.
WHERE: a creepy ~~rose red~~ house on the edge of the city.
WHEN: 11/5.
WARNINGS: fakemurder. gore. trauma. misery. mystery!!!
SUMMARY: since eridan spent the entirety of halloween wweepin and eating stale sugar cookies in his basement leah, he and zee throw a belated halloween party!! BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
FORMAT: ANYTHING GOES.

[the house - it's more of a miniature mansion, really, and incredibly creepy - is just far enough from the city's limits to be quiet. sprawling, dark, and eerie; it's kind of like a cross between rose red and dracula's summer home, which is at least half of the reason why it was chosen. maybe two-thirds.

inside the decorations are done up in lush reds and the occasional streaks of violet; the kitchen is full of food and refreshments, the main hall is decked out, the music is pumping, and the hosts will no doubt be more than happy to tell everyone all about how they heard a rumor from a friend of a cousin of the realtor that like a quintuple murder totally happened in the attic or something (or one of them will, at least). rooms beyond the immediate party area (a host of ground level rooms and anything upstairs, basically) haven't exactly been blocked off, but they're also visibly not as touched up and may or may not be haunted.

well, there's a definite risk. the place is creepy as hell.

doors open at eight-thirty (just to spite vriska). get in there!!

(DIRECT QUESTIONS AND CLARIFICATIONS RIGHT HURR.) ]

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There's nothing silly about giving your health the care it's due.

I take care of myself just fine! I haven't gotten hurt once since coming here.

Yet. It's hardly been two weeks so far, and that isn't an accurate gauge of how things will go from here on a long term basis.

No, but it's a good start! And I'm not going to worry about things that haven't gone badly fur me yet.

And you won't even consider accounting the knowledge of one who has more experience on this planet? I'm not just idly advising you using information I've pulled from thin air!

I know that, I just don't think that it's a supurr big deal! [mooooooooooom come oooon]

And I'm trying to inform you that it really very well may be!

[she just sticks her tongue out at Kanaya. SHE IS A FREE SPIRIT AND WILL EAT AS MUCH FREE RANGE MEAT AS SHE WANTS AND NOT DIE SO THERE]

[ kanaya crosses her arms and narrows her arms, just tightening those apron strings. she's considering investing in a helicopter. ]

Quit acting so childish, it isn't as though I'm only saying this to spite you.

[Nepeta isn't sure if this is just Kanaya's natural fussy tendencies or some attempt to keep her from missing Equius by mimicking his overprotectiveness]

I will when you stop acting like my lusus! I know you're not saying it to be a buzzkill, but I'm purrfectly capable of keeping myself healthy.

[ she wishes she was cool enough and considerate enough to actually say it was the latter, but the truth is that she's just moody and overbearing.

she doesn't say anything in return, either. she just lets out a grumbling noise and takes a sip of her bloody punch. ]

[Nepeta sighs and rolls her eyes, nudging at Kanaya a little bit]

How about a compurrmise? I can catch dinner fur efuryone a couple times a week and you can cook it up.

[and every other time she could eat her tasty raw meats mmm]

[ kanaya grimaces in return. ]

I somehow doubt that any of us will really want to eat squirrel.

But it's really good! [her expression turns sneaky] And it's not like you have to tell them it's a squirrel.

I would know, and I do still need to eat, you know. Can a squirrel really even provide that much meat? They look as though they'd be slim and...stringy.

They're purretty tiny, yeah. But there's purrlenty in the city and they aren't much of a challenge to gather up so I could grab a bunch really quickly.

[she kicks a foot out thoughtfully]

And I could always skin them befur I give them to you, so it's a surpurrise fur everybody.

Oh, because the alternative for a skinned rodent of that size is so much better!

I defurnitely think so! But if you've got any ideas fur a compurrmise I'm willing to hear them too.

My proposition is simple, uncomplicated. You allow me to cook your catches, and then I do. You are the only one expected to eat them, and if anyone else feels so inclined they may join you.

That's not much fun at all, though.

I'm not really concerned with how fun it isn't, only that your eating is being carried out healthily.

Why can't we have both?

[ because she hates her unlife and by extension everything in it. ]

Fun isn't really a consideration in my priorities. If you want to add that on your own, then feel free to do so, as long as it's within the boundaries of the guidelines I've already set.

Hmm. [she places a hand on her chin in exaggerated thought] I think that your purriorities may pawsibly be a teensy bit out of whack, Kanaya.

[ kanaya reflects it with one on her hip. ] I think I'm prioritizing precisely what must be prioritized. Anything else is a secondary consideration.

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