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the HABIT. ([personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-11-13 06:13 pm

THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED

WHO: The HABIT [personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit and his eighteen lucky Rabbits.
WHERE: Yankee Stadium.
WHEN: Tuesday, November 13 afternoon onward.
WARNINGS: Not for the children. Graphic murder expected.
SUMMARY: THUNDERDOME.
FORMAT: Whatever our contestants would like.

"Rise and fucking shine, campers!" blasts the loudspeaker.

Eighteen bodies. Not a bad turnout. He's hauled them into the locker rooms to wake up together, tied balloon strings to their wrists, the balloons Skittles colors. Angora, some say in sharpie, Flemish Giant. And all have a smile drawn on, bunny ears on top.

"You're probably wondering what the hell you're doing here, right? Wonder no more! Welcome to the Trials, rabbits. Time to feed the HABIT."

The crowd roars in response, their fists in the air. They're not nearly enough to fill the stands, not hardly, the count's barely crawling up to a hundred -- but it's the impassive eyes of the cameras set up around the stadium that matter. These idiots are just for the noise of it.

"Now, see, the rules to this game are real simple. All you gotta do is kill everybody else. That's it! What could be easier, right? Knife in the brain. Sword in the guts. I don't care how you do it, just do it, meat. Look at it this way: the Porter'll bring you back good as new. So... what's keeping you? Besides, hey... the winner gets a prize."

HABIT laughs tinnily through the sound system, over the sound of the crowd. "If one of you makes a break for it -- go ahead! I encourage it, make your move -- but you will notice that there's no escape. Can't have you spoiling my fun, now can we? The good people up there in the stands paid twenty-nine ninety-nine for a show, and by fucking golly, they're gonna get it."

"Now... if you'll look at the balloons for your group assignments. Flemish Giants, why don't you come on out here? No, no, hey, don't be shy. Being first is a big ol' honor. So show us some blood!"

He hits the music, and opens the doors.
seeksherownsalvation: (the absolution and remission)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Unlike the others, Kyouko doesn't sleepwalk into the locker rooms of her own (sort of) volition. Some guy just dumps her there, still half-asleep like the others, but struggling weakly in his arms.

Being deposited unceremoniously onto the tiled floors is the last it takes to wake her. She blinks groggily into the light.]


Huh...?

[Her first words here aren't particularly dignified, either.]

Ugh. Someone...attacked me? There was gas...

[She remembers enough to ball her hands up into fists.]

Yeah. What bastards.

I'll kill whoever got in the way of my sleep. I totally will.

...there's snacks here, right? You don't get to wake up a girl like that without providing snacks!
Edited 2012-11-14 03:32 (UTC)
xxii_thefool: (it still awaits)

[personal profile] xxii_thefool 2012-11-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Minako's staring at her wrist where the ribbon of her balloon is tied, and she's looking a little ill.

Kyouko's voice breaks her out of it, and moving stiffly she hooks two fingers underneath the cheap ribbon and yanks until it snaps, leaving a red mark on her skin where normally she'd have been wearing a wristwatch. The balloon floats to the locker room ceiling.]


...I don't think there's going to be snacks.
Edited 2012-11-14 03:35 (UTC)
seeksherownsalvation: (which we ought not to have done)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She wakes up enough to tug faintly at the balloon strapped to her wrist. Tug. Tug. Tug...snap. That's enough to wake her up the rest of the way, and she blinks.]

Hey. Hey! Where the...the hell am I? This is no good! Some guy threw gas in my face, and now I'm here?

[At least she's not talking about snacks anymore.]
xxii_thefool: (no one really belongs)

[personal profile] xxii_thefool 2012-11-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
It seems like we've all been kidnapped.

[Minako's voice is steady, but she looks very worried.]

There was an announcement just now... they expect us all to fight each other.
Edited 2012-11-14 04:11 (UTC)
seeksherownsalvation: (to the glory of thy holy Name.)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-14 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course we've been kidnapped! That's what they call it when some guy knocks you out and drags you to a place you don't wanna be. I--

[She stops. Her face twists up.]

That's...that ain't a problem! I can beat everyone here up, no trouble at all.

[But she knows from the miserable atmosphere that it's not just "beating up" that's expected here. So when she pushes herself to continue, her voice is shaky, and her distraught expression gives her away.]

In fact...killing people is no big deal! Yeah, I'll win this thing!

Then I'll kill whoever brought me here!
xxii_thefool: (write me an endless song)

[personal profile] xxii_thefool 2012-11-14 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minako can see clearly the bravado in Kyouko's words, so she doesn't respond as fiercely as she otherwise might have.]

It doesn't have to be that way. There's still a chance - maybe we can figure out a way to all get out of this alive.
seeksherownsalvation: (to his people)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-14 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

You're probably with them anyway. Whoever brought us here! That's probably why you're saying things like that, trying to get me to cooperate...

[She squeezes her fists up at her sides and slowly rises off the floor to her feet.]

That never works. That only makes things worse.
xxii_thefool: (it still awaits)

[personal profile] xxii_thefool 2012-11-14 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minako blinks, taken aback by Kyouko's reaction.]

That's not it at all.

I don't want to die. I don't want to kill anybody, either. And if we were kidnapped and brought here to fight each other to the death, then whoever's behind it, I definitely don't want to just go along with whatever they want, do you?
Edited 2012-11-14 22:56 (UTC)
seeksherownsalvation: (who confess their faults)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-16 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[...what Minako's saying makes some sense, and Kyouko isn't completely stupid.]

Yeah...I guess it's true. You're probably just as clueless as everyone else who got kidnapped.

Whatever! I still don't work with other people. Especially not regular old humans. I'll...

[She looks around.]

I'll find my own way out!
xxii_thefool: (beyond your words)

[personal profile] xxii_thefool 2012-11-16 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Any other time, Minako would be the very first to argue for the virtues of cooperation - but if this girl is against is that strongly, then now's not the time to try to convince her to come around.

Next time. If there is a "next time."]


...if that's the case, then it can't be helped. As long as someone comes up with a solution, it doesn't matter if it was reached working together or separately, right?

[It hasn't actually occurred to her to think that if any one person does find a way out, they might just leave the rest behind.]
seeksherownsalvation: (spare thou them o God)

[personal profile] seeksherownsalvation 2012-11-16 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh...

[Kyouko squints up at the lights in the locker rooms, then around at the lockers themselves, then at the doors.]

Lots of stuff here I could smash to get out. If you're smart enough to follow me, I guess I won't stop you.