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the HABIT. ([personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-11-13 06:13 pm

THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED

WHO: The HABIT [personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit and his eighteen lucky Rabbits.
WHERE: Yankee Stadium.
WHEN: Tuesday, November 13 afternoon onward.
WARNINGS: Not for the children. Graphic murder expected.
SUMMARY: THUNDERDOME.
FORMAT: Whatever our contestants would like.

"Rise and fucking shine, campers!" blasts the loudspeaker.

Eighteen bodies. Not a bad turnout. He's hauled them into the locker rooms to wake up together, tied balloon strings to their wrists, the balloons Skittles colors. Angora, some say in sharpie, Flemish Giant. And all have a smile drawn on, bunny ears on top.

"You're probably wondering what the hell you're doing here, right? Wonder no more! Welcome to the Trials, rabbits. Time to feed the HABIT."

The crowd roars in response, their fists in the air. They're not nearly enough to fill the stands, not hardly, the count's barely crawling up to a hundred -- but it's the impassive eyes of the cameras set up around the stadium that matter. These idiots are just for the noise of it.

"Now, see, the rules to this game are real simple. All you gotta do is kill everybody else. That's it! What could be easier, right? Knife in the brain. Sword in the guts. I don't care how you do it, just do it, meat. Look at it this way: the Porter'll bring you back good as new. So... what's keeping you? Besides, hey... the winner gets a prize."

HABIT laughs tinnily through the sound system, over the sound of the crowd. "If one of you makes a break for it -- go ahead! I encourage it, make your move -- but you will notice that there's no escape. Can't have you spoiling my fun, now can we? The good people up there in the stands paid twenty-nine ninety-nine for a show, and by fucking golly, they're gonna get it."

"Now... if you'll look at the balloons for your group assignments. Flemish Giants, why don't you come on out here? No, no, hey, don't be shy. Being first is a big ol' honor. So show us some blood!"

He hits the music, and opens the doors.
uponsharpswords: (LOOK AT HER YOU KNOW YOU DO)

[personal profile] uponsharpswords 2012-11-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not leaving unless I get everyone to--

[ But LMFAO excuse me as she is momentarily distracted by the red-haired girl ]

Hey! Hey, I know that girl! And she's talking to another girl I also know! Now we really need to get everyone out of here!

[ To save themmm! And also because she thinks Kyouko is going to do something she disapproves of if this continues. :( But how? By... heading towards the entrance to the arena, maybe?? But she stops herself as she notices what is obviously wrong with that exit. ]

...I think that's the wrong direction, though! What now?

[personal profile] gandere 2012-11-20 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, you know some of the people here?

[ Wait, so does she. Minako? Well, she can just catch up with her later judging by the balloon that has the same color as Rin's. Shaking her head, she moves after Sayaka just to keep up with her. ]

That leads to the stadium, I think. At least that's what that giant sign up there says. [ Pointing it out because Sayaka PLS. ] We'll have to find a way back up the stairs and then out the exit that way.

Hm, or maybe the fire exit. There has to be a bunch of those around here. If there's an incident, there's a lot of people to move out of a stadium.

[ Looking up towards the ceiling, Rin will seek out any color of red she can find. Red was often associated with "Emergency Exit", right? ]

Usually they paint the top of poles to help guide people.
uponsharpswords: (HE AIN'T GONNA)

[personal profile] uponsharpswords 2012-11-20 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Well, sort of. One of them I'm not sure will behave in here, but I think she's not that bad of a person!

[WOW YOU'RE SO COOL RIN-SENPAI KNOWING ALL THAT so Sayaka looks around and sees the red! TRIUMPH.

But she rushes towards the exit only to find that it's locked, maybe??]


...I don't think they care whether we catch fire or not!

[personal profile] gandere 2012-11-22 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Geez, it won't budge at all?

[ Rin's considering just blasting the door open herself, but if it fails (if she really has to fight these people), then someone might get hurt. ]

Well, let's just go find the person responsible for this. If we rough them up a bit, they're bound to let us go.
uponsharpswords: (LOOK AT THE BOY TOO SHY)

[personal profile] uponsharpswords 2012-11-23 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Hang on, let me try this!

[...Yes, Sayaka has little to no brains sob. TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE!

Aand she swings her sword at the door LIKE THAT'S TOTALLY GOING TO WORK.]

[personal profile] gandere 2012-11-27 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Did this girl just seriously change clothes in front of her? That's... pretty neat to be honest. The awe quickly leaves her face as she watches the girl try to stab a door. ]

That's going to ring in your ears for a good while.