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the HABIT. ([personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2012-11-13 06:13 pm

THE GREATEST SHOW UNEARTHED

WHO: The HABIT [personal profile] whocouldwinarabbit and his eighteen lucky Rabbits.
WHERE: Yankee Stadium.
WHEN: Tuesday, November 13 afternoon onward.
WARNINGS: Not for the children. Graphic murder expected.
SUMMARY: THUNDERDOME.
FORMAT: Whatever our contestants would like.

"Rise and fucking shine, campers!" blasts the loudspeaker.

Eighteen bodies. Not a bad turnout. He's hauled them into the locker rooms to wake up together, tied balloon strings to their wrists, the balloons Skittles colors. Angora, some say in sharpie, Flemish Giant. And all have a smile drawn on, bunny ears on top.

"You're probably wondering what the hell you're doing here, right? Wonder no more! Welcome to the Trials, rabbits. Time to feed the HABIT."

The crowd roars in response, their fists in the air. They're not nearly enough to fill the stands, not hardly, the count's barely crawling up to a hundred -- but it's the impassive eyes of the cameras set up around the stadium that matter. These idiots are just for the noise of it.

"Now, see, the rules to this game are real simple. All you gotta do is kill everybody else. That's it! What could be easier, right? Knife in the brain. Sword in the guts. I don't care how you do it, just do it, meat. Look at it this way: the Porter'll bring you back good as new. So... what's keeping you? Besides, hey... the winner gets a prize."

HABIT laughs tinnily through the sound system, over the sound of the crowd. "If one of you makes a break for it -- go ahead! I encourage it, make your move -- but you will notice that there's no escape. Can't have you spoiling my fun, now can we? The good people up there in the stands paid twenty-nine ninety-nine for a show, and by fucking golly, they're gonna get it."

"Now... if you'll look at the balloons for your group assignments. Flemish Giants, why don't you come on out here? No, no, hey, don't be shy. Being first is a big ol' honor. So show us some blood!"

He hits the music, and opens the doors.

[personal profile] gandere 2012-11-20 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rin Tohsaka can't be a loser. It's that thought alone that causes her to rise to her feet and move back out into the open stadium. With her head held high (an act), her cool gaze is matched only by the color of her eyes as she looks through the stands for a familiar face.

Archer was going to come for her soon enough. Then she'll win this for Minako's sake. For the sake of that other girl.

Because Rin must obtain victory no matter what. That's what she tells herself, but when she looks back towards the path she previously stepped in, the arrogance falters into fear.

If she loses, then those girls died without purpose. She's not scared of dying herself, but her determination cracks at the thought of death once more. Even if that voice was saying things that were untrue (after all, she's not a loser), Rin can't help but wonder what might happen if she does lose.

Regardless of that, she's picking through the weapons scattered about carefully in an attempt to find one that's free of blood. Something with a bit of gold catches her attention, so she picks it up without wasting another thought. A light one-handed weapon with some kind of golden allure to it; a reminder of someone who had to fight for her in her past. Much smaller than Saber's, but it'll do. Quietly she murmurs an incantation under her breath as she feels not only the metal harden, but the black socks she wore. ]


Well, who's going to try their hand against the teenager girl first? [ Rin asks as she kicks off her shoes onto the grass. No need to trip on them. ] Unless you want to suggest something stupid such as attacking our host.
hedera: (give me room to lay the law)

[personal profile] hedera 2012-11-26 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I was hoping that those who made it this far wouldn't be so blinded by heroics. [Ivy is seemingly unarmed, of course, and makes no movement to get a weapon. She doesn't need one, not yet.] It's time to drop the pretense; we're all killers, here. Let's not waste anymore of our time.

[Two children and a grown man. Guess who's in the direct path of her vines; they're heading for Bradbury's legs, trying to trip him.]
waiting: (hey hey hey)

[personal profile] waiting 2012-11-27 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
No one's attacking any--

[ Unlike Rin, Bradbury doesn't reach for a weapon. He looks at the others here, the survivors of their final rounds, and his stomach turns. Two of them are just kids. The bodies and the halberd he fought with are off the field, but he can still see the splash of blood where Xanatos fell, remembers the spot in the grass where Matt collapsed.

He recognizes Ivy, and while he didn't watch her fight, he has some idea about what she can do. Still, knowing it and being prepared for it are two different things, and her attack catches him midsentence, and he stumbles before he manages to catch himself, trying to kick his feet free. ]


Shit! Get back!

[ The last is snapped at Yuma and Rin, though his attention is all focused on Ivy. What he needs is a weapon, but looking around wildly isn't getting him anywhere - the weapons rack is too far to reach. ]
Edited (A MILLION EDITS SORRY) 2012-11-28 23:18 (UTC)
soulbondee: (wow i'm a fucking dumbass)

[personal profile] soulbondee 2012-11-30 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuma's a mess of unease and confused disbelief, but after how the last round went, the fact that the younger girl is the first to take up a weapon just repeats the pattern. But this time there are four people, not three... he didn't watch the other matches, he doesn't know who fought willingly or who simply stumbled into this match like he did. His insides feel like a slush of shaved ice in cold water.

It's the unexpected attack from the old lady to the old guy that jolts Yuma back into the present, dodging backwards with a flip. Absently, he notices just how cold the ground is when his hand pushes off the grass, but once he's on his feet, his eyes refocus on the scene: attacker, defender, the old man, and Yuma.

He's shouting before he even realizes his mouth is open. ]


Oi, grandma, what the hell're you doing?! Knock it off!

[personal profile] gandere 2012-11-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Killers, huh? The word lingers in the back of Rin's mind as she looks towards the others, no, her opponents. If she doesn't beat them somehow, then those deaths before... ]

Shush. [ Rin's quick to to try to hush the boy up as she looks towards him. ] You don't want her to go after you next, do you?

[ It's a gamble, but maybe if one of them eliminates the other... well then, what is she doing giving this boy advice? He would be the next best distraction, right? She shakes her head to clear it of those wicked thoughts before holding up a fist with her other hand. ]

We can't just stand here and let her do that, right?
hedera: (men don't give a warranty)

[personal profile] hedera 2012-12-01 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't really see what you could do to stop me. [They must have powers-- everyone here does-- but, like that little brat who is going to die painfully said, she is older, and wiser, and has probably spent more years killing men than they have been alive.

Killing Ladd, that had been easy, and she's not above using the same tactics again. She makes her way over to Bradbury, pulls him up a bit by his shirt... and goes in for the kiss.]
waiting: (and although i wasn't losing my mind)

[personal profile] waiting 2012-12-01 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ What the actual shit is Bradbury's first thought, until the panic kicks in; he didn't watch that stupid movie for nothing, and all he knows is that being touched by Ivy is bad. He's too slow or he's too late. Even as his hand drops onto her shoulder and he shoves himself backwards (not even thinking to use his powers; the sudden panic of the moment gets to him before he can remember he has any) he can feel his body start to seize. His muscles lose their coordination as he takes one stumbling step backwards, making him collapse onto his hands and knees, doubling up with pain. ]

What did you-- [ He's cut off by his own retching, though his stomach is thankfully empty and nothing comes up but air and bile. But he hasn't forgotten about the other two off to the side, or the kid calling her out. He wants to tell them to run and quit pissing the bitch off, but right now he jut can't find the air. ]