Then I'll have to introduce you. As you may be aware, he's something of a more villainous brat back home and so he remains here. I offered to allow him to live with me mostly so I could keep an eye on him. [Imagine how he'd be if she weren't!]

And I don't know what to do with kids, really. Aside from magic at children's parties, I'm not good with them until they're like. 10, 12, 14ish. I'll just choose something for someone his age.