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WHO: Kenzi and Gilbo
WHERE: Around
WHEN: 1/1; Late Afternoon?
WARNINGS: It's Kenzi and Gil, what could possibly happen? Probably some language.
SUMMARY: Kenzi's bored and going to drag Gil out to do things. He has no say in the matter. B[
FORMAT: Quickthings

[Kenzi's morning started off kind of shitty but she had no one to blame but herself. She drank waaaaaay too much the night before and was paying with it come early afternoon with a massive hang over. So she spent the first few hours trying to deal with that.

Eventually she felt well enough to get dressed and go out but what was she going to do while out? Other than get some delicious greasy food in her stomach, of course.

While she ate she though about what to do and eventually she decided she hadn't bugged Gil in a while. Once she was done with her meal she made her way to his place, it was too cold to just fly up to his window and wait so surprisingly she's at the door. Banging on it. If Gil doesn't answer quickly enough she'll start yelling as well.]

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[Kenzi can't keep her laughter in and nearly falls over laughing at his face.]

Calm down or you'll give yourself a heart attack.

You shouldn't be even joking about things like that! [ Because respectable women shouldn't!! ]

Oh c'mon, lighten up. Being so repressed isn't good for you. Then again you are an old man. [Hello. Have you met Kenzi.]

I am not repressed! You should have more respect!

Sure you aren't. [She grins and resumes walking.]

[ He grumbles and is soon walking after her, ducking his head in embarrassment from all the stares he's getting. She's the one who was undressing and he's getting the weird looks. ]

What do you even mean by that?

[It's because he was freaking out over it. Obviously someone needs to drag him to a strip club. Which...Kenzi would totally do.]

That you are repressed. But I guess it comes with the time your from. Sex was, and still kinda is, a very taboo thing, after all.

It's not being repressed! I'm not... interested in that! [ From his perspective, sex means commitment which means marriage.

Something he just can't do, sadly. (Never mind Vincent's habits...)

But he hasn't ever even tried. Every time it's come up he's vehemently opposed it. ]

Not...interested? What do you lack a dick? Are you really an alien? [She's baffled, really.]

[ His face is beet red.

No reply.

How can she ask things like this and not be embarrassed? ]

[If she wasn't busy walking and could see his face right now she'd be laughing.]

I'm going to take your silence as a yes to one of those questions.

KENZI!

[ He snaps back to reality, head jerking in her direction in half-terror, half-embarrassment. ]

[She jerks to a stop and turns to look at him. There's no hiding that grin.]

What?

I-I'm... I'm...! [ There is no way he can say what she wants him to say in public. Or even in private. ] There's nothing wrong with me!

You're what? [She's not going to drop it.]

Not an alien!

Okay so then your love rocket don't work like should. They make pills for that.

What are you going on about now?!

[She sighs and shakes her head.] Did you forget what I was even talking about?

I don't want to talk about this anymore!

[She holds up her hands in surrender and turns around to resume walking.] Okay, okay.

You shouldn't be asking such private matters about someone else's body! It's rude and invasive and... perverted!

Hello! Have you met me?

[ He continues to berate her by wagging his finger. ]

You wouldn't appreciate if someone asked you such things!

Maybe, maybe not. But I would give answer! [She glances back at him with a grin.]

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