yeah, we laughing like kids

[luckout]

WHO: John Egbert & Vriska Serket
WHERE: All over!!
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Language I guess
SUMMARY: John and Vriska are on a mission.
FORMAT: Brackets

[If you think Vriska and John are out on a date, you're wrong. Unless you count going out and collecting the necessities for a massive prankfest to be a date, which is precisely what they're doing right now. They've already hit up a couple of joke shops already and are in the process of making their way to another one. This isn't just small pranking they've got in mind. They've got a plan to prank as many people as possible, which means they need a lot of pranking material. Thankfully Vriska has been hoarding her money since she got in the City, both from her allowance and the spider breeding she's been doing. It's more than enough to make a living on by herself without having some regular human job. So what better to waste her money on than to make trouble for other people for own enjoyment? There is truly no greater money sink.]

Ooooooookay, according to the GPS there are two more shops that aren't completely out of our way. One's pretty close, but we'll probably have to use one of your human scuttlebuggies to get to the other one.

[She stuffs her phone back in her pocket, readjusting the bags she's carrying.]

Comments

[dupable]

Well it's not going to happen in the first place, so it doesn't even matter.

[ Keeping that secret forever. ]

Water bombs are pretty good, but paint bombs would be even better! I did something like that once with water balloons, so it could definitely work.

[luckout]

We'll see about that. [She might jostle something out of a bag on purpose now. Quality girlfriend right here.]

Oh, that is pretty good. So we'll need to go by a craft store too for paint.

[dupable]

[ Vriska, you jerk! He is making you get that if he knows you did it on purpose! Or more they're going to get into a big, dumb argument about it. ]

Yeah, but lets get something that's washable and not permanent.

[luckout]

[That's only if he finds out!!! It will probably still end in bickering though.]

Why? You're already being an asshole by dropping paint on them, why not go the whole eight yards with it??

[dupable]

[ There's no way it's not gonna end in bickering. And hey look! Is that the store up ahead?

Also he's laughing at "the whole eight yards". Really, Vriska? REALLY? ]

Because I don't want to be that much of an asshole. There is a huge difference between dropping paint on them that washes off, and paint that will stain their clothing forever.

[luckout]

[R u d e as hell, tbqh!!!! Who the hell cares about nines anyway, nines are stupid.

But yes that is totally the shop that they're walking up to now.]

Ugh, you're just splitting hairs now! But whatever, we'll be "lesser" assholes and use non-permanent paint, even if they could just buy new clothes. Aren't humans all about buying new fashion and shit anyway?

[dupable]

[ Yes, John sees, and they they get a little closer he'll even grab the door and motion for her to go in first. ]

Some humans I guess? I actually don't really give a shit about fashion, and I like all the clothing I own!

[luckout]

[Sometimes a gentleman, but Vriska still doesn't understand all this polite etiquette so she gives him a weird look before stepping inside.]

Yeah, but we weren't going to drop a paint bomb on you, though it's starting to look like a very promising option.

[She breaks away to start perusing the aisles.]

[dupable]

[ One day maybe Vriska will learn that in human customs it is polite to hold doors open for people. For now John just ignores the look. ]

What? No hey! You can't turn my ideas against me.

[ Quickly following after her. ]

[luckout]

Says who? You should be flattered I think it's a good idea in the first place.

[Looking over the shelves of stuff for anything that draws her interest. At lot of it is just standard lame prank stuff. Not really stuff you could use on a grand scale like they were planning.]

[dupable]

[ Yeah most things you can get at a joke shop are more for individual pranking, but John's still rooting through things to see if they can get anything useful and not have to create too many of their own props. ]

I mean, I guess it's kind of flattering, but still!

[luckout]

[Implying that Vriska wouldn't love to devise a bunch of pranking props. That sounds like a great use of time, honestly.]

Of course it's flattering. [She peeks around an aisle to grin at him.] Maybe if you stop ruining my fun, I'll reconsider pranking you.

[dupable]

[ John can't necessarily disagree with that thought process. One day they should just open their own joke shop with a more creative range of pranking tools!

He's snorts at that comment. ]

No way, I am all about ruining your fun.

[luckout]

Woooooooow, rude.

[She rolls her eyes, though the effect is always lost these days, disappearing back down her own aisle.]

Isn't that the opposite of what you're supposed to do?

[dupable]

[ Totally lost, he can't tell she's rolling her eyes at all. But he does pick up on her tone at least. ]

No way, all I am supposed to do is be out here for my own fun!

[luckout]

Is that so? Then you can prank the city on your own and I won't help you at all!! How about that?

[dupable]

What? No way! I mean, that'd still be fun probably but it'll be a lot more fun if you're there with me.