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capemods ([personal profile] capemods) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2013-02-23 11:24 pm

EARTH 5746JK1278!W welcomes you, hero.

WHO: Any imPort transported to Metricog of Earth 5746JK1278!W.
WHERE: The city of Metricog.
WHEN: The moment of midnight February 24th, 2013 to the moment of midnight February 28th, 2013.
SUMMARY: Now stolen away to a strange city of a strange world, our heroes are left to their own devices in their efforts for answers!
FORMAT: Whatever the player chooses.



This is the city Metricog. It is quite unlike the City you were living in but a few moments ago. However, in terms of global placement, it IS the City. Metricog belongs to a steampunk world with towering buildings of steel and smoke stacks rising to the sun. Streets are paved with bolts. Cogs and copper clocks and brass valves are etched into every alley, every concave. You will be sequestered from your world to this strange land FOR FOUR DAYS and greeted by stranger inhabitants: natives of Metricog are sentient and can communicate with you in a verbal-to-audio manner that you can understand (how strange), but they are not fleshed. They are natives made of oil, of coal, of natural gas – or of mechanics. There are androids so very human-like with their follicle wires or they are bodiless walls of machinery lining rooms and halls that see and listen and speak. The range is as wild as your imagination.

The atmosphere of Metricog twins what your City atmosphere is like – but not for the same reasons. Your very ability to breathe oxygen at ground level is dependent on the fifty house-sized bellows scattered about the cityscape. These provide a frequency of communication unique to the citizens of Metricog, no imPort can understand it directly. The fact that imPorts can survive the byproduct of these machines is pure coincidence. If anything were to happen to even one of these bellows, your oxygen levels would suffer. If two? You would find it hard to focus, to think, your blood would slow. If three? Try not to think about if three.

Any flora or fauna you might be remotely familiar with are secluded to well-protected glass biomes. Rabbits, pigeons and rats are collected under flower bushes and stubby shrubs and young groves in three separate biomes. Each biome is differentiated from the other in some way, even if they have overlapping elements. All are where Central Park would be.

Suffice to say, organic organisms like most (BUT NOTABLY, NOT ALL) imPorts are a rarity. So you will find it VERY peculiar when the native mayor of Metricog greets you and tells you that your flesh-and-blood brothers who had come just the day before!

Wait, what?

Yes, you’re only the second group to debut EARTH 5746JK1278!W. There's a reason why you were brought here by the omnipotent Lachesis (who gained her superior power and changed the world -- and the universe -- two years ago). You may not know it, but you're on the tail of five Vulcanus Skrull agents. They are all empowered in a special way that only Vulcanus can connive, and they are hiding from you. They do not want you here, it was never planned for you to come here. These agents have their own mission for Vulcanus, and it's to learn how to mine this world for fuel. After all, a war against imPorts needs fuel, and half the natives of Metricog are just the ticket. But you don't know that. All you know is what you're told from the mechanic and fueled denizens of Metricog: that your brothers had already come!

If there are people like you here, you need to find them. What if they're other imPorts? What if they're City natives? What if they can help you?

What if they have answers?
professorlionface: (I'll explain this slowly.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-03-14 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I think occasional is the keyword there. We're too new here, too different from the regular populace. That makes us the oddity to everyone we encounter.

Perhaps some bizarre jungle world would be easier to blend into. Or your own homeworld. [He looks over at Karkat with that line. He basically does not know anything about Alternia.]
crab: (Default)

[personal profile] crab 2013-03-26 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow, what's that weird noise he's making? is he choking? is he having a seizure?

no, he's just laughing really obnoxiously the instant hank mentions his homeworld.
]
professorlionface: (What was I thinking?)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-03-28 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He frowns. He hates not being in on a joke, he likes jokes.]

Did I say something wrong?
crab: (Default)

[personal profile] crab 2013-04-06 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
My homeworld. [ karkat wheezes out after a few more beats of laughter. ] Wow, yeah, they'd be welcoming as shit. You know we're so kind and accommodating when it comes to other species, that's why our Empire is devoted to the subjugation and domination of our entire galaxy.
Edited 2013-04-06 14:04 (UTC)
professorlionface: (I'll take your word for it.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-04-07 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. [Why do so many alien civilizations he's encountered always end up being aggressive empires?] Well, maybe not then.

Most of us probably wouldn't look like we fit anyway, come to think of it. Let's hope for the jungle instead.
crab: (that's just a fucking shark flying by)

[personal profile] crab 2013-04-07 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd rather hope for the transdimensional rubbish to ball itself up and fling itself back into the cosmic wastebasket it crawled out of, never to inflict itself upon our already soiled, shitty lives ever again.
professorlionface: (So it would seem.)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-04-09 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, wouldn't that be nice? Not really worth counting on, though. The multiverse always seems to have other ideas for us.

Besides, where would we end up if that happened? The City? Back at home? Certainly not here, but if you had to choose between the other two, where would you go?
crab: (it's not skyrim you fucking moron)

[personal profile] crab 2013-04-09 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
My home is dead. [ he says it callously, as though it has no true emotional weight. (this is a facade) ] I don't really have a choice.
professorlionface: (These things get so filthy!)

[personal profile] professorlionface 2013-04-09 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

[He shifts a little awkwardly, holding his glasses in front of him to seemingly give them a look over, but mostly just to have something to frown at.] Well, now I've made an idiot of myself to you twice in a row.

Terribly insensitive. I'm sorry about that.