"Hey! Give me that!" Calvin jumps up after the pie with his little arms stretching out, but that doesn't really work because he's kind of a tiny little kid. Realizing that his shenanigans are about to get shut down, he stops hopping and tries to look innocent.

"Aw, come on, Ned! I'm just playing around. Besides, I paid for the pie, so I ought to be able to do whatever I want with it. That's how capitalist democracy works!" Calvin is a true patriot when it comes to the 'instant gratification, no personal responsibility' parts of his country's culture.