"Fine!" Calvin throws up his hands and then makes a very dramatic show of stomping to the door. "You just lost a devoted customer thanks to your inflexible management! See if I ever come back here again!" The boy tries to slam the door behind him, but the Pie Hole's entrance isn't that kind of door and it just sort of whispers shut anticlimactically.

(He will totally be back. Possibly with a fake mustache, possibly calling himself 'Nivlac' or something equally cunning.)