OPEN LOG.

[folieamor]

WHO: HARLEY and YOU
WHERE: ALL OVER THE PLACE.
WHEN: 23/03
WARNINGS: HARLEY QUINN IN PUBLIC.
SUMMARY: Harley explores the city; Harley probably gets into trouble.
FORMAT: quick to start, will change to suit. specifying different locations in comments, pls be patient.

[Harley is a late riser. She wakes at ten thirty in the morning and doesn't get dressed until forty-five minutes afterwards. Her initial exploration of the City has been: one shopping trip. Today she plans to do another.

And maybe eat?

Life is hard without money. Life is boring when you live on your own. Nevertheless, she is in good spirits. ]

Comments

[folieamor]

I got no one what you're talkin' about lady.

[She ordered CHERRY TOO. ]

[motherfucked]

You definitely copied me!

[ Being written mostly by Brian Michael Bendis means never having to feel sorry for repeating yourself. ]

[folieamor]

Wow, you're crazy.

[pot

meet kettle. ]

[motherfucked]

I'm not crazy.

[ But yeah she's realizing this is a really silly thing to care about. At this moment: Jessica Jones wonders why she ever opens her mouth, like, ever. ]

I'm a detective. So I notice things.

[folieamor]

You notice when someone just happens to order a chocolate pie, huh?

[Harley is just really defensive about this pie. ]

[motherfucked]

Well, yeah. When they're fucking suspicious about it.

[ Stop talking, Jessica. She knows she should stop talking. ]

[folieamor]

I ain't bein' suspicious.

[motherfucked]

[ Another glare, and then Jessica turns to eat her pie very deliberately. ]

[folieamor]

[When her own pie(s) arrive, Harley tucks in too.

If it is possible to look smug while eating two pies, she is definitely looking exactly like it. ]