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WHO: Dirk and Jake
WHERE: Junk yard
WHEN: Like right now
WARNINGS: Nudit-- Jake without his shirt and boys being generally stupid and seriously this is safe for work i think unless stupidity needs censorship
SUMMARY: idk this sums it up pretty well
FORMAT: Tag spam

((Climbing on top of the last and highest mound of Junk mountain, Jake helps his best friend make the final clime (being much more used to rugged, mountainous terrain.) It's cold and dark, and approaching the center of the mound, Jake places each hand on his hips and lets out a deep breath. If he were wearing red and blue right now, he'd probably look like superman, but never mind that.))

Jeepers, can't say I've been up here since Finn up and disappeared. ((...)) Held up alright on the climb, pal?

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Yeah. I'm fine. [Even if he broke his leg he'd probably try to play it cool.] So...you're prepared for what's going to happen next, right?

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I guess. ((He unzips his coat.)) Hey, you know Dirk, I never did hear what your power thingie was. What'd you get stuck with?

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[And he's getting out his communicator.

...

For unrelated texting purposes, really. Either that or it's his turn with the City's equivalent to Words with Friends.]

It's nothing special.

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Pshaw, c'mon, Dirk!! You always say junk like that, let a guy in for once. ((There's something ironic and dirty about this, I just know it.))

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Jake, are you going to strip already or are we really going to have a heart-to-heart about letting people in?

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Geez, someone's anxious to get my.. shir...


((...))

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((MOVING ON.))


((Jake drops his coat on the piles of scrap soon drawing his shirt over his head and tossing it too on the pile. He pauses and frowns.))

How would I even make it work? ((...))

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HYA!!! ((THRUSTS CHEST.))

[bonermagic]

...nothing. [(If only he had some popcorn!)] Maybe you just need to try something else.

[adventureboner]

Like what even?

[bonermagic]

Well...how do you usually activate your powers?

[adventureboner]

Well, the super strength usually just appears. The hope bullets are more like...

((And standard of jake, he double pistols and winks into the sky, beams of light shooting out each finger.)) However.. that translates to nipples.

[bonermagic]

You're the gun guy, not me, so hell if I know how that would translate to your nipples. But...you didn't try winking with the chest thrusts. Did you? I wasn't paying attention to that part.

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Welp, can't hurt to try.

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HYA!!! ((THRUSTS CHEST AND WINKS.))

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[bonermagic]

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[bonermagic]

Man. Maybe it's the...you know, the hya- [Wait, was that an...amused noise coming from that pile of junk not too far from there?]

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... Uh...


Did you just talk and chuckle at the same time, buddy?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Haha, don't take me for a twiddlepoop, Dirk!! I know your laugh when I hear it, and that was definitely your laugh.

[bonermagic]

[That was unexpectedly touching.]

Look, Jake, I promise you this: not one sound resembling a laugh came from my mouth.

Anyway, that said, we're straying from the point, here, which would be your nipples. Ever consider that it might be the hya?

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((This is the face he gives you when you deny the laughter.))

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((But i digress.))

What's wrong with my hya? Think I should do a kame kame haaa move instead?

[bonermagic]

Yeah, maybe. Something like...

[And he's going to amble over, and, mimicking Jake from earlier, shout,]

Fuck! [Thrust.]

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((It takes everything within him not to burst out laughing, but he does anyway.)) Pfffffhahah, woaahh there, Nelly, swell as your Strider moves may be, I am not about to make myself into some kind of lobcock here! ((r u shore jake.))