im not posting lyrics on my phone

[cawky]

WHO: Davesprite + Rin Tohsaka
WHERE: A street somewhere
WHEN: Evening Hours
WARNINGS: Dumb teens
SUMMARY: Another day, another job interview Davesprite fails at
FORMAT: Quick

[Davesprite often boasted about being good at things, but the general truth of the matter was that he was not very good at most things. Job interviews seemed to be one of those things he couldn't quite grasp, no matter how we'll he cleaned up. He looks a lot older than he is in his snappy white suit (complete with tailcoat) and new orange bowtie thanks to his height, though his everpresent sunglasses quickly ruin the effect. He's very clearly taking a walk of shame, a crumpled newspaper in his hand, eyes on the ground, and one hand running nervously through plantinum blonde hair.

Rose would never say anything to compound his usual feelings of inadequacy, but his lack of employment was suddenly getting to him -- not because he really cared about having one, but because he apparently couldn't get one if he tried. He had taken out his frustration on a few unsuspecting inboxes on the way, but it hadn't helped much. It would just give Kanaya another reason to fuss and Rose another reason to say "Don't worry".

The more time he spent in the city, the more he was being forced to grow up. It was getting old fast.]

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wow no lyrics I feel ripped off

[gandere]

[ Speaking of growing up, isn't it about time he runs into someone who's incapable of doing that herself? ]

Huh, what are you all dressed up nice for?

[ At least she's noticed that an attempt was made. ]

PHONES ARE HARD OK

[cawky]

[ No, its not. He stops walking to give her a glance and even takes the time to straighten his posture a little. Last thing he's looking for is someone else to remind him that he sucks. ]

Jealous that I got a date that ain't you?

your phone is conspiring against you already

[gandere]

[ PS: He sucks. ]

Yeah, I suppose that I am. What kind of life do I live where I pine after someone who's only experience with the word is building a nest in a tree named after one?

hard life

[cawky]

[ Rude. ]

You don't know very much about birds, do you? Besides, I'm part crow. I'd be more likely to kick someone out of their nest than build my own if I were actually a bird.

[ He rolls his shoulders. It'd look strangely like him puffing his feathers, if he were full bird. ]

it is and now I must sleep cause of this dog

[gandere]

Part crow? That explains so much.

[ Giving him a serious look now. ] I better hide anything that looks remotely valuable else you'll run off with it.

Speaking of running off, what are you doing out here?

poor doge...

[cawky]

[That actually gets a smirk out of him. Ok, maybe he can be honest for a change. Just this once.

He crumples up the newspaper and tosses it at the nearest trash can. He misses spectacularly.]

Bills to pay.

kept me up all night he is lucky I didn't maul him lovingly

[gandere]

[ Great shot, not. ]

Don't you get paid to do absolutely nothing by this place? I get money all the time. You can send your payments through the mail by check.

[cawky]

[He shrugs.]

Not enough. Got a pretty big apartment.

[It used to have more contributing parties also, but almost all of his friends and family were gone now.]

[gandere]

To fly around in?

[ Rin's used to living alone in a giant house so she's not quite understanding why he's not used to it. ]

There's this thing called the great outdoors.

[cawky]

[He fights not to cover his face in embarrassment. Patience...patience.]

Yeah, that's exactly why. You caught me. I'm out here because I'm bored, I just discovered outdoors today. Its pretty sweet.

[gandere]

Yeah, isn't it? Sometimes if you fly up really high, you start to choke on the atmosphere. I advise against that, but if you want a real thrill, I guess asphyxiation is still in.

[cawky]

[STARING. He just doesn't know what to make of that. Mostly the asphyxiation comment. Stay cool, Strider.]

You can't fly.

[Smooth.]

[gandere]

How do you know that isn't one of my super powers?

[ She's got him there. ] Anyway, I don't need to fly if I can make myself as light as a feather. I could just grab a hold of your back and you'd never notice.