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capemods ([personal profile] capemods) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2013-10-29 03:16 am

EARTH 24*(&A$%7HGKPOI

WHO: All transdimensional imPorts.
WHERE: The town of Capers.
WHEN: October 29th, dawn until noon.
WARNINGS: Definitely violence, but alert me if something else evolves and I can update this.
SUMMARY: After spending a few days in the town of Capers, Metamen move to strike against all targeted imPorts in a big dusty showdown.
FORMAT: As you please!



It looked like pearls had scarred the sky, when dawn broke. The crisp air cut through the easing night before the sun had its chance to bake the earth again; another day in the bold, bright west. If you are [1] mulling about, between bars or inns, if you're finding your way home from a bitter experience from the south or if you're dancing out of a fiendishly fun hall, you'll be the first to encounter your metaman. You might make eye contact, they might be stalking your shadow -- however it plays out, flip a coin to determine who shoots first. If it's heads, it's you. If it's tails, then you're on the defense.

If you're [2] sleeping like a healthy individuals, you'll be roused by a sound in your room. Your metaman has hunted your down and snuck into your living quarters -- it's vital that you draw the battle outside, into the open. Flip a coin -- if it's heads, then you're bound to injure at least one NPC in your struggle. If it's tails, then you lure out the metaman without grievous commotion.

Once you've established the attack, that's when you plan your showdown. You can fight with others in duos or groups. As long as your metaman CAN fight, they WILL follow you, even into other characters's battles. You can finish your fight and help out other imPorts, too. You can kill your metaman, or you can capture them -- if the latter happens, you won't get much out of them aside from the knowledge that Vulcanus knew the imPorts would be here, and they had assigned metaman agents to eliminate troublesome imPorts.

You might question this. It isn't Vulcanus's style, to pull such blatant punches -- even if natives and Vulcanus agents eat up that kind of "us versus them" rhetoric. But the metamen won't know the bigger picture, they're only pawns upon a board.

The locals of Capers can die. But do you really want them to?

Feel free to choose from these adventure prompts, which can happen at the start of your showdown, or after the showdown has begun:

[A]
Your metaman has caught you in the westward district. They've lured you into an abandoned dance hall, and they're attacking you from the audience. Wood splinters, glass shatters -- and you've got an entire showroom to stage your battle. Dressing rooms house backstage, the rudimentary catwalk looms above. Careful about the curtain call!
[B]
Having drawn you out eastward, your metaman thinks it's a good idea to go about attacking Town Hall. THAT'S WHERE MAYOR EISNER IS! Your metaman probably thinks you'll run through these hallowed wooden halls trying to save innocents from a gruesome death. Then again, Eisner did dictate your entire life based on a color choice...
[C]
Welcome to the darkened stables and pens that the corrals hold -- grunting dinosaurs snarl and hiss in the bleary dawn. You know your metamen is lurking here, hiding, waiting for you to drop your guard. You saw them come this way. Maybe they're thinking of using the barricades dinosaurs against you? This is the southward district, and not all of the captive dinos are herbivores.
[D]
Hey! You're northward! This is like the easiest, safest district to work in, whatever was your metaman thinking? There's like no way to break your game down and out and-- OH MY GOD YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MINOR METEORITE SHOWER THAT SEEMS TO ONLY BE AFFECTING THIS ONE BRANCH OF TOWN! The medical center just EXPLODED in a million splinters. Now you have to fight as meteorites rain down upon you in an orangeglow of burnished, lethal glory.
[E]
Well shit. You just brought your battle into a velociraptor nest. There are about TWENTY of these ravenous jerks, ranging from juveniles to fully equipped adults.
[F]
Player's unique choice!

IF YOU REJECTED YOUR CAPERS ROLE THEN
You're going to have local Capers lawmen up in arms with your metaman. Chances are, the latter has convinced the good people of Capers that you're a menace to society! A menace! They came with metal shackles! And they're riding angry dinosaurs!

IF YOU HAD A SERVICE ROLE which includes saloon worker, dino express rider, bartender, cowherd, merchant, mineral miner, railroad engineer, dance hall performer THEN
You flip a coin. If heads, then a fleet of stegosaurus infants will stampede between you and your metaman. If tails, then those infants will lead an ADULT stegosaurus right at you! And she is PISSED OFF.

IF YOU HAD AN AUTHORITY ROLE which includes deputy sheriff, gaoler, us marshall, pinkerton agent, railroad baron/ess, army scout, schoolmarm, hanging judge, town doctor, town barber THEN
You flip a coin. If heads, then a group of compsognathus will mistake your face for a lizard lunch, and try to consume it. If tails, then you will magnificently leap upon the backs of that compsognathus groups and hilariously ride to victory against your nemesis metaman.

IF YOU HAD AN INDEPENDENT ROLE which includes gambler, cowboy/girl, farmer, prospector, hired gun/mercenary, pioneer, snakeoil salesman, homesteader, town drunk, bounty hunter, drifter THEN
Flips a coin. If heads, then that roar you hear in the distance? It's a hungry tyrannosaurus rex headed in your direction. If tails, then it's TWO hungry tyrannosaurs rex adults, and they're battling each other over who gets to eat you.

Take heed, imPort: this battle has the spinal cord outlined, but you're free to flesh out any conflicts more to your liking. Once the high noon sun burns onto the ground, you'll be ported back into the City -- along with any (sizable) dinosaur that might hitch a ride.
osreborn: (MY FUCKING FACE.)

a & OPEN

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-10-31 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
The metaman himself Norman had not anticipated much trouble from. Whether or not it was an accurate assessment was one thing, but Norman was a confident man, one that held few doubts about his own capacity to deal with problems. He'd even been careful, initially, to determine if the tall, odd man who was following him very closely really was following him (or just had little regard of personal space, or both) by ducking into the dance hall, but any ambiguity had been resolved for him quickly. The man was not only waiting for him there in the gallery, but--

Before Norman could react in any way that wasn't turning his head, the man shot at him, though not with bullets. Acidic venom splattered Norman's arms and burned the skin, a sting that merited a hiss from his clenched teeth. He could heal, and he would, and he was so glad for the knowledge that ultimately his biggest threat was a flesh wound.

"All right," he said. "That's enough." The metaman was talking, but Norman wasn't listening. As the skin on his arms sizzled he jumped down from the stage, diving at the man with his fist raised for a punch. The brawls days earlier had reignited Norman's sense of fight, and even through the dim pain he felt smug for the preparation.

Venom to the face; it dripped down, leaving dark tear-like streaks down his cheek. But they would heal. It was only that which caused any difficulty in their brief grapple; though the metaman was taller, Norman was much stronger. His skin felt like it was melting but he grabbed Rattler's face in both hands and snapped his neck in an almost effortless motion.

"That should have been easier," he hissed, skin still stinging, more painfully now. He stood carefully, trying not to touch the wounds, and began to turn when he saw two dinosaurs standing around him -- one behind him, one to his side -- watching him predatorially. "But obviously that isn't happening."

He wasn't keen on the idea of wrestling a dinosaur. Not really. But one of them leapt at him regardless.

( ooc: his metaman is dealt with, but if anyone wants to team up to deal with dinosaurs feel free! )
incywincyhero: (spidey: leap into the unknown)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-11-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Spidey's night vision is respectable, especially considering the six-eye handicap he has in relation to his arachnid brethren. But he was a 21st century city boy, by heart and experience, and in the pre-Edison town of Capers he was navigating as much by spider-sense as by sight.

When he glimpsed the dinosaur-- only turkey-sized, but no Thanksgiving dinner-to-be came with teeth like that-- leaping towards a human-shaped figure he reacted by instinct. He bounded forwards and yanked the animal out of the air by its tail, then pinned it to the ground before it could do more than squawk in distress, trapping it there under a web-net. Though it wriggled and snarled, obviously disoriented and annoyed, the net held it securely without harm.

"You all right there, buddy?" he asked. Only then did the starlight fall right that he could see exactly who it was that he'd rescued.
osreborn: (can't deal with this bullshit.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-11-02 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, it didn't eat me, did--" Norman's curt retort began as he was eying the second dinosaur warily, which continued to simply circle and eye him back rather than attack; when he glanced over he stopped short, seeing which cavalry had arrived.

His eyes narrowed, hands moving to his hips. "Oh, it's you," he said, the impatience not even disguised. At his sides his hands clenched very loosely into fists, guarded. The dinosaur stood still in his peripheral vision, looking from one man to the other. "Don't tell me you've been following me."
incywincyhero: (spidey: objection! or just pointing)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-11-05 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Spider-Man snorted. "Don't flatter yourself. If I'd known who you were, I might've let the dinosaur get in a good chomp or two, first.

"What is this thing, anyway? Microraptor? Compsognathus? I can't believe I even remember that one." Legacy of a misspent youthful summer reading Michael Crichton.
osreborn: (part of the job.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-11-05 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah, there it is. It's always been your generous spirit I found most grating after all the quips, you know. Maybe we'd all be happier if you set it aside more often," Norman sneered, stepping back from the creature but finally looking over more steadily at Spider-Man. He said it assuming quite confidently Spider-Man was bluffing at him.

He turned his head, exhaling sharply. "Does it matter, as long as it's not trying to eat us alive?"

(Though it did matter in a way, given that Norman was tempted to capture it alive.)
incywincyhero: (spidey: ay yi yi)

[personal profile] incywincyhero 2013-11-12 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why doncha write that into your letter to Santa this year," said Spider-Man. "It might do you good to get in touch with your inner child. Then again, you were probably the type to pull the wings off of flies, so never mind that."

Attracted by either the chatter or the bright colors of his suit, the remaining compy chose its target and leapt at him. He blocked it reflexively, but unlike your average hired thug or masked ninja, it felt no compunction about sinking its teeth into its forearm. "Yeargh! Don't give it ideas!"
osreborn: (say my name say my name.)

[personal profile] osreborn 2013-11-15 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I never touched flies, Spider-Man," Norman said, tone stiff but dripped in amusement -- however forced -- enough not to make it defensive. "There are cleaner creatures out there."

Like the legs from spiders, for example. Norman sneered again, this time at the dinosaur, spinning on his heels so he could dodge and position himself behind the creature, even if only for a couple of seconds before it whipped its own body around.

"Two against one." At least now it was. "Relax."

Norman had no qualms either about letting the dinosaur bite, but it was his own motives that kept him from simply abandoning Spider-Man there while it was distracted. Norman grabbed its tail and yanked it backward several feet from Spider-Man and used the momentum to toss it several more behind them both.