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Things fall apart [OPEN]
WHO: SLADE (
wantsapprentice) and ANYONE ELSE on this list
WHERE: All over downtown!
WHEN: TODAY!
WARNINGS: Violence, fire, and a batshit Slade!
SUMMARY: SLADE LOSES HIS MARBLES, AND PEOPLE COME TO KICK HIS ASS AND CLEAN UP THE MESS.
FORMAT: Quicklog! Tag yourselves in!

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WHERE: All over downtown!
WHEN: TODAY!
WARNINGS: Violence, fire, and a batshit Slade!
SUMMARY: SLADE LOSES HIS MARBLES, AND PEOPLE COME TO KICK HIS ASS AND CLEAN UP THE MESS.
FORMAT: Quicklog! Tag yourselves in!

NOT QUITE DAMAGE CONTROL [EDITED AGAIN BECAUSE I AM A SPAZ HOLY SHIT]
Today was going to be most entertaining.
After watching the blaze for a while, and seeing the various heroes begin to arrive to combat it, Palpatine decided on a new strategy. Perhaps this event could be used to gain information on one or more of the heroes that were flying about. He left the rooftop, and made his way a few blocks closer, until he was at the foot of a building that was just beginning to catch on fire. Looking up at it, he smiled. He had played the helpless old man before, he could certainly do it again.
He quickly made his way upstairs, into a room that was near a window. As the building began to blaze he kept his position, near the window, so that he could be spotted if need be. Also, in case a quick escape was necessary, he would be able to do that as well. Let them come save him.
AND HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!
[ Power at 9% ] The information flashed before his eyes, and a quick burst, and the window was blown apart, and he reached out an iron hand towards the man.
"You should have evacuated, come on."
GODDAMMIT, NOT ANOTHER GUY COMPLETELY COVERED WITH METAL WTF.
"Please, I don't want to die..." Palpatine was a rather good actor. He was good at convincingly playing the victim.
AND HE DOES IT WILLINGLY
This was old habits for him, but he waited calmly for the man to step out. He continued to watch the streets, looking for trouble, fielding instructions to the police and fire fighters through their walkie talkies, watching from space. Always watching, a million and one things in one head, fielding this, conducting a meeting, looking for the perpetrators.
THAT'S GOTTA BE A FIRST
The whole time, he began to gently pry into the man's mind with the Force, finding a confusing web of thoughts, which Palpatine would have expected more to be coming from a droid, except that he was indeed alive. Interesting.
HE'S ABOUT AS BAD AS VADER REALLY. 3 WEEKS IN THE SUIT AND NO BREAKS
[ Scan complete. No life forms. ]
He acknowledge this with a mental push towards the scanners, instead focusing now on everything else around him. "Will you be alright if I drop you off here?" he asked, slowing the quick burst of flight before starting to drop down.
THAT'S PRETTY GROSS, BRO.
"I suppose that this will be fine," he said, dusting himself off, leaning on his cane once more. As he regarded the flames around him, he reached out with the Force, yanking out one of the support structures for the building that he had been in, making it tumble to the ground, despite the fact that it hadn't been burning that much.
"That looked rather suspicious, don't you think?" he asked him, maintaining his puzzled expression.
YEAH IT IS. HE CAN BE KIND OF GROSS SOMETIMES
"You'll be alright?" he questioned, already plotting his next trajectory.
AAAAAAAAND, MINDFUCK GO!
xDD
They did say his people skills occasionally needed work.