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Baby make your booty go

WHO: Tabby and Roberto
WHERE: A junkyard, probably on the outer edges of the city
WHEN: November 15th (two days ago)
WARNINGS: None
SUMMARY: Berto wants a new camera. Tabby suggests the junk yard. They have an Adventure.
FORMAT: There is one.

[Tabby swings herself up onto the kitchen table and sighs heavily.]

I'm bored.

[She leans back a little and glares at the ceiling, kicking her legs back and forth.]

I said, I'm bored!

[Hello world, you're supposed to come up with something interesting now? Like, seriously.]

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[Roberto is hanging out at X-Force's house today. He hears you, Tabby, and walks into the kitchen to give you one of his world famous smirks.]

Too bad we can't make movies. Me and Sam almost made a killing doing that!

[Stares down at her and pokes her in the forehead.]

Would you be in a movie if Sam asked you to?

[Tabby blinks and bats Berto's hand away.]

A movie? Seriously? You and Sammy actually did that?

[She pokes him in the chest, looking not too impressed.]

Dude, why do I, like, totally not believe you?

Because you're lame, obviously.

[Sticks out his tongue playfully.]

I'd prove it to you, but I don't have a camera. I'm awesome at it too! One time Sam and I redid the Wedding Crashers. We also did Indiana Jones meets Magnum P.I. and you CANNOT top that!

Or maybe I'm just too awesome to believe your horrible lies?

[But she's got nothing better to do.]

Dude, if all you need's a camera, we could just, like, totally go down to the junk yard? It's at the end of the street and there's a whole mess of, like, old sorta broken camera things. If we bring a couple back, Star can do his crazy techy wizard thing and probably get one of 'em working?

[Perks up at this idea; it's so horrible that it's wonderful.]

If we find one and get it fixed, I'm writing a script. Are you gonna be in it or not, menina?

[Rolls her eyes, but smiles just a little, maybe.]

If Sam's doing it too, then yes.

[A beat.]

But if you write a kiss scene with me and you, I'm gonna kick you. And not in the face.

[Roberto eyes her for a moment, planting a look of disgust on his face just out of spite. She only WISHED he'd kiss her.]

Sorry, Tabby, me and Sam have a bros before ho's deal now. You and me are HIS-TO-REE, and don't you forget it.

[Pffft.]

...

[short pause before he arches an eyebrow]

What if it was a girl-on-girl kiss scene?

[Tabby smirks and whacks Roberto upside the head lightly... okay maybe there's a little more force than there should have been, but whatever. He's got a thick head. He can take it.]

Good, because if you tried it, I think I'd end up puking in your mouth.

And if it was with a girl...

[She raises an eyebrow and gives him a smirk.]

Depends on who it's with.

[And immediately spins on her heel and flounces out the door.]

Okay, day's, like, totally wasting here! If you wanna go, the yard's this way!

[Cue eye-bulging, gaping expression.]

Hey--what?!

[Chases after her and practically whines.]

Tell me who with!

[Just smiles mysteriously.]

Uh-huh, nope. Never.

[Suffering tastes sweet like the tears of children.]

That's for me to know ... and Sam to find out if he ever gets it in his head to talk about threesomes, but seriously, he's not exactly kinky that way and he'd probably blush so hard if he thought about it, which is totally adorable, you know?

[Cue little sigh of 'oh Sam']

[Laughs out loud]

Yeah, the day Sam ever has a threesome is the day I turn gay, sorry to say.

[Scoffs]

Don't be a tease, Tabs. You might as well tell me since he'll never bother to ask you ANYWAY.

[Giggle.]

You're never getting an invite to our bed, dude. But, like, you never know. I've been turning him to the dark side a little.

[She has the smuggest look ever on her face.]

THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

[UGHDWQKDG GROSS! Resisting urge to gag in 5...4...3...]

Never even mind. Because of you I probably won't be able to get it up for a week now anyways!

[Grumble grumble]

Why'd I agree to hang out with you again?

Yeah, well, that's your problem, dude.

[A beat and then, because she really wants to rub it in..]

I mean, I had sex over France. In the air. It was awesome.

And obviously you hang with me because I'm cool and you want a camera?

I want a camera, that's all.

[Stupid Tabby and her stupid big mouth.]

Though if you're all interested in the Mile High Club, we could base our movie around that.

[Snerk]

Then let's go get a camera!

[They're outside by now, and moving fairly quickly. It shouldn't take them long to get to the yard.]

Dude, I am not having sex on screen.

[Totally unimpressed]

[Roberto simply lifts up into the air and flies after her, slowing to a hover-pace as she walks.]

Not even soft-core?

[Tabby doesn't even think about it, just throws a dud backward so that he gets a faceful of sparkles as she answers.]

No. Way.

[Roberto flails and swats at the dud; GET THAT SHIT AWAY]

You're such a freak, Tabitha!

[Sulks a little, but keeps flying after her.]

You know, even the celebs show some skin-- and I'm talking the Oscar winners! Angelina. Cate. All the babes!

[Tabby just laughs.]

No, you're just, like, totally dumb!

[She keeps walking, then deadpans.]

Okay, you know what? You get Sam to be okay with it, and I'll do it.

Y'know, I bet you if you knew about all the stuff me and Sam did on Mojoworld, you wouldn't be saying that.

[He folds his arms smugly as he glides through the air.]

He can be a freak when he wants to be!

Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

[She smirks.]

Just how "freaky" did you guys get?

[Yup, those are air quotations marks comin right atcha.]

I wrote him in a sex scene with Emma Frost.

[Yes, he's telling you this out of spite now.]

Yeah, you might've written it but, dude, he'd never have gone for it. I know Sam.

[That was weak, 'Berto. She's never going to believe you. Even if you shove a tape in her face.]

[And they're at the entrance to the yard now, so she's interested in other things.]

So... you wanna give me a boost over the fence or are you gonna make me do this the fun way that Sam wouldn't approve of?

Give yourself a lift.

[Roberto scoffs and flies over the fence on his own and makes a face at her.]

I'll be waiting over here before you blow the fence up anyways.

... bitch.

[Tabby glares at Berto then, just to be contrary, starts climbing up the fence. By hand. Because all of Cable's kids know how to do that even if they don't enjoy it much.]

God, I hate you so much. Why am I helping you again?

[She grunts as she jumps off the top of the fence and hits the ground, sort of glad that she decided to wear skinny jeans today, rather than the skirt she'd been considering.]

Because you want to be a soft-core film star.

[Smirks and lifts his hand to blow a hole through the fence the exact moment her feet touch the ground.]

Unless you have ulterior motives, or somethin'.

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