capeandcowllogs | It's a little old school

WHO: Dazzler and Spider-Man
WHERE: IDK some street
WHEN: Tonight!
WARNINGS: RIDICULOUS
SUMMARY: DAZZLER AND SPIDEY TEAM UP FTW
FORMAT: para to start, then whatever!

The City was still a mess right now, but Alison was still singing as much as she could. It took her mind off of all the death that had occured lately, and made it all much easier to deal with. She'd had more than enough of zombies, and considering she'd have to see them whenever she went home, she would be more than happy to never deal with them again here.

Wearing her silvery bodysuit, a black jacket and her rollerskates, Alison skated down the street, humming along as she did so. If anything was a cure for a mood, it was singing. Her performance tonight did lack in audience numbers, but she wanted to do what she could to help people. Singing made her feel better, and she just felt the need to share that gift with as many as she could. She tucked her hands into her pocket, feeling the weight of the necklace shoved inside. Alison just continuted skating forward on her route home until she heard a noise. Whirling her head, she readied her fists for some sort of fight. God, she hoped it wasn't more zombies. Please.

"Huh?" she breathed, her sights setting on a group of women in rollerskates and roller derby garb instead. They looked angry, and they looked like they want to hurt her. Of course, given her history, it didn't take long for them to do just that. Alison didn't know what they wanted exactly, but she wasn't letting a bunch of skaters beat her. She avoided their hits to her, blasting them right back.

She was able to deal with this kind of crap back when she was starting out, and she had confidence she still could do it this time.

"Whoa!" she yelped, avoiding hits and now kicks. What did these girls want?!

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[ Another evening swing, another... zombie invasion thwarted, he guessed, and now maybe they'd be allowed maybe another week of normalcy until they were attacked by Godzilla or killer tomatoes or something.

Pete was thinking that until he saw a flash of light from down the street, and he sighed and shook his head mournfully in mid-swing. On landing, he really couldn't have told you his first thoughts at what he saw but from behind his mask his face just contorted in this look of confusion. ]

Wh...What.

[ There was total confusion in his voice, and then one of the girls swung a crowbar at his head, which he easily ducked as though a fly had buzzed by his head. ]

Whoa, whoa! Really??? [ He aimed his wrist down and webbed up the space between the wheels of her skates, sending her sprawling face first into the concrete. Then, back to the gang, he thought he saw-- ]

Alison?

[His voice startled her, and she might have accidentally blasted some photons at him, but that was okay! Right?! She didn't mean to.]

Ohmigod. Sorry, Spidey!

[Alison frowned and ducked to avoid another smack.]

Well! At least they don't have light powers too?

[ His Spider-Sense had gone off to warn him, but surely he didn't think that she would be blasting at him, and so it turned out to be a poor idea to consciously override the instinctive reflex, which got him knocked on his ass. ]

Eee! Ohmigosh, are you okay!?

[ She moved closer to him, blasting the team of girls away from them for a moment. She placed a protective light bubble around herself, and leaned down.]

I am SO sorry!

[He'd been in the way D:]

[ He awkwardly pushed himself to his feel like he'd just slipped on ice, then shook his head and regarded her while shooting webbing-- rather accurately, he might add-- at their skates. ]

Nnghh.. [ He groaned, seeing double. ] It's fine, when in doubt, I'll just aim for the middle one.

Friends of yours?

I can't say they are! They just sort of attacked me.

[Alison lets her light bubble disappear, and she sends lasers at them while Spider-man takes care of their skates. One of them leaps, though, and jumps at her. Alison throws a kick out, smacking her into another skater.]

Okay, I don't know if they're trying to mug us or...?

Really. [ He replied flatly. So, the gang of chicks on roller skates had nothing to do with the chick on rollerskates. Didn't have to be a scientist to catch THAT connection! ]

I think they're angry, [ He lassoed two with his webs and forced them to collide with each other, both now wrapped together neatly. ] that NOBODY will recognize their useless hobby as an actual sport! Go join a real sport-- like badminton!

[ Spidey webs one around the ankles and strings him up like a prize catch dangling from a lamppost. ] Thirty minutes in the penalty box! or whatever it is you people have...

[Well that's kind of rude, because rollerskating is VERY fun. Alison just keeps fighting them, though, trying to figure out what they want at the same time. Because what kind of roller derby team just...mugged people?!]

They do seem really angry. Maybe it's because their skates are just...last year's model.

[Not to mention their outfits, though probably necessary, were beyond hideous.

Alison lasers another one away from her, and the person lands against the nearest building.]

Let's just knock these weirdos out!

OHOHO SNAP, [ He pointed dramatically. ] DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT?

LAST YEARS MODELS. You just gonna roll there and take that? WHOOOA too close. [ He somersaulted from standing position and knocked one of them out with a heel to the chin. ]

Alison rolled her eyes. SERIOUSLY. She skated around another one, twirling professionally and knocking them over with her foot. Ouch. Rollerskates that hit probably hurt a lot.]

What do you people even want?!

[Alison's question gets answered when she's lunged at. Okay, well. They want her? That's fine! She just uses some more strobe blasts, and fights them off.]

Okay...I'm pretty sure they want me for something.

Maybe they want an autograph? [ He webbed five of them to the wall, spelling the word "Spidey" out, but they kept coming at them. ]

ALRIGHT. [ He looked over to her. ] Definitely not mine they want, so I guess you're it!

[ From the corner of his eye, Spidey caught something of interest. He webbed those items and yanked them over-- two trashcans, then picked up two crowbars that a couple of the gang members dropped and started banging out Phil Collin's drum solo from "In the Air Tonight" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wwJUZCfpuI) to enhance her powers. ]

Well, they could ask nicely!

[Goddammit crazy people. At least this isn't another case of if I can't have you, no one will! That happens WAY too much!

But, oh. Thanks for the drum solo Spidey! Alison starts glowing brighter, her hands out flat as she blasts more members of the gang. They're almost taken out completely now.]

I think this is the BEST way I can give these creeps an autograph!

[ He was agreeing with her and bangin' on the trashcan lids and had been about to respond until some massive fleshy bear claw wrapped around his neck and pulled him into the air and all that came out of his lips was-- ]

URP!

[ It was impossible to say where she came from, if she was as she, but out of nowhere was this 9-foot-tall bodybuilding behemoth of a woman wearing a skirt and a helmet and a pair of rollerskates, drooling slightly, and on a whim she tossed Spider-man aside and into a brick wall. ]

It's a little old school

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