http://0nesky.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] 0nesky.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2009-01-11 10:21 pm

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WHO: Sora and Deadpool
WHERE: Random back alley
WHEN: Sunday evening
SUMMARY: Deadpool beats up on some random people, Sora decides to play hero, Deadpool's like "lol, what kid with a GIANT KEY" hi-jinks ensue.
WARNINGS: Deadpool should be his own warning. Friendship and Sparkles. And possible language.
FORMAT: paragraph



Sora had shuffled around town all afternoon, a little too restless to simply sit in his room and wait for the night. Still he knew it wasn't really safe to go running around the city in hero-mode during broad daylight. Heroes were popular with some people and downright hated in others. Which... Come to think of it, he didn't really get. Sora had never heard Pete or Hercules saying anything about people hating heroes. In fact, it seemed a little silly to call them heroes if they were hated.

Heroeing, however, was why he was in this world to begin with and Sora would be sure to do his job. Besides, he didn't hear the lady who's cat he'd saved from the burning building earlier week complaining much, so he put the nay-sayers out of his head for the time being and suited up for patrolling. It was just starting to get dark as he left the MAC and more than a little cold. Maybe it was time to switch out his customary shorts for pants or something else warmer. Sora'd never had to worry about the cold before on the Island, but as nifty as the snow was it did have it's downsides.

He turned the corner, turning into an alley that cut through to tenth street. Downtown was usually the area that needed the most patrolling at night and Sora couldn't say he minded cause at least the glass buildings were all pretty. He ran through the alley, enjoying the crunch of the snow under his ridiculously huge shoes and the hollow of the wind rushing by his ears, emerging just in time to nearly be slammed in the face by a rather average looking guy flying through the air. Well... That wasn't quite what he expected.



OOC: Sorry for the super late log posting. I fail. :( Let me know if you'd like anything different, I just kinda... Went with the first thing that popped into my head so yeah. 6.6;;

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
OOC: Pishposh! Don't apologize! This is peachy!

"And that's for calling it a 'venti'!" Deadpool hollered after aforementioned guy as he chucked him into the air. Really. The nerve of some of these uptight, psuedo-yuppie, post-college-graduate-out-of-work-I-wear-shirts-ironically schmoes.

He turned his attention back to the pair of dumbstruck men, pleased by how utterly bewildered they looked. Granted, there was never any talk of coffee sizes in the first place, but it seemed the right thing to say. He would have said it. Given the chance. Deadpool had just taken action before he could do the deed.

"An-y-who," he went on, jerking his head to crack his neck. He pointed at one of the men, who squeaked. "Yeah, you, Squeaker. What's your name again?"

"Uh, uh...Uh..."

"Ooookay, how 'bout you, Glasses?"

"L-Larry?" the second gulped, eyes popping.

"Oho." Deadpool clicked his tongue, then hopped over, grabbing the first, stuttering mess of man by the collar. "Then this is the guy I want!"

Guy-He-Wanted screamed as Wade's sword slowly lifted out of its sheath. Actually, Larry was screaming, too. Sword came up, and screaming.

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-12 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
The screaming was suddenly sullied by the sound (ooh, alliteration!) of a young, self-righteous justice-callout. Which, surprisingly for a city exploding with supers, was rare, as far as Deadpool had noticed. It made him stop, blink, glance over his shoulder, and then double-take on the spiky-haired runt grinning like a doof.

What.

"What," he echoed himself flatly, for lack of a better comeback. You can't have 'em ALL the time. Well, whatever. It was a kid. Woop-di-doo. Back to busi--

Waitasec.

Deadpool tilted his head a little at the boy. Was that a...key?

Oh.

Oh.

The smirk on his face became visible from under his mask. "Hold on a sec, Glasses," he said offhand to the man in his grip as he pinned him against the wall with one of his knives--psh, not the SWORD, leaving him to dangle by the collar of his shirt. Larry, as he had introduced himself, had already begun to flee the scene. Big whup.

"Key boy!" Deadpool cried joyfully. "This is a good day! I was wonderin' if I'd ever get a chance to bump into you. And just as...bubbly-lookin' as one'd expect a dippy kid who carries around an oversized housekey would. Defying expectations not exactly a big deal nowadays for youth, huh?"

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Was this kid for real? What Care Bears coloring book did he jump out of? He couldn't have been less than twelve, but he was talking Dora the Explorer style. Not that I have an extensive knowledge of the Dora the Explorer style.

"Captain Keyblade," Deadpool announced, and the smirk on his face could probably not be any...smirkier. "Ladies and germs, quake in fear! Captain Keyblade is here to inform you that pinning your targets is not nice!"

He chuckled, swinging one of his swords in an identical fashion to Sora, though more casually. Then the thought resurfaced. Why do I care so much, again?

Oh.

Oh yeah!


His cool, collected composure dropped with the revelation. He snapped his fingers and pointed at him.

"Think you could do this with your giant car key, kid?" He demonstrated by bringing his own blade close to his face, sharp end down.

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yuh, su--" Deadpool had begin to move once the kid had brought his key to his face, then stopped and scowled when it moved back to rest on his shoulder. He growled a little in the back of his throat--and when your voice usually sounds like you've gargled battery acid for years, that sound is excitingly unique.

And 'unique' was the last word out of the kid's mouth before Deadpool huffed and held out a hand waving it and shaking his head. "No, no, Spikey." Heh. Spikey. Spy-key. "Keep it in place. Just for a few seconds."

He scrunched up his face as he concocted a quick excuse to cover the 'why' that would probably come from asking that. "Be...cause it's what people do in...my country to signify...uh...friendship? So do that, and I'll let the loser go."

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not like--Hhhhh." Deadpool smacked his forehead and grumbled, stomping up and looming over. "Like--this," he corrected, lifting the edge of the blade--weirdly sharp for a blunt object. Ages 12 and up certified?--and putting it in front of Sora's face. "Hold. It. There. For a minute, champ."

He backed up, framing the shot with his hands and squinting. He almost looked back over at the poor dangling guy to ask for input, but he thought better of it. After all, the guy had finally shut up. Probably wondering who fights with a giant key, too.

"Oh, you know," he said idly, sheathing his sword and planting himself in a slight crouch. "Ohio."

[identity profile] olsensandwich.livejournal.com 2009-01-21 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
This kid sure likes his G-rated, buddy-chit-chat, huh? Deadpool mused, merely making the occaisional grunt as Sora rambled off questions and such.

"Nyeah, well, not everyone walked out of a Care Bears movie," he remarked. "Now shaddup and hold still--!"

And thiiiiis is mud in your face, Bullseye!

He ran. He ran and leapt with a flat-footed kick, fully intending to hit the flat of the Keyblade and send it into Sora's face. Since that was what he bet a round of drinks on.