Was this kid for real? What Care Bears coloring book did he jump out of? He couldn't have been less than twelve, but he was talking Dora the Explorer style. Not that I have an extensive knowledge of the Dora the Explorer style.
"Captain Keyblade," Deadpool announced, and the smirk on his face could probably not be any...smirkier. "Ladies and germs, quake in fear! Captain Keyblade is here to inform you that pinning your targets is not nice!"
He chuckled, swinging one of his swords in an identical fashion to Sora, though more casually. Then the thought resurfaced. Why do I care so much, again?
Oh.
Oh yeah!
His cool, collected composure dropped with the revelation. He snapped his fingers and pointed at him.
"Think you could do this with your giant car key, kid?" He demonstrated by bringing his own blade close to his face, sharp end down.
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"Captain Keyblade," Deadpool announced, and the smirk on his face could probably not be any...smirkier. "Ladies and germs, quake in fear! Captain Keyblade is here to inform you that pinning your targets is not nice!"
He chuckled, swinging one of his swords in an identical fashion to Sora, though more casually. Then the thought resurfaced. Why do I care so much, again?
Oh.
Oh yeah!
His cool, collected composure dropped with the revelation. He snapped his fingers and pointed at him.
"Think you could do this with your giant car key, kid?" He demonstrated by bringing his own blade close to his face, sharp end down.