capeandcowllogs | Oh dear lord. D:

Oh dear lord. D:

WHO: Blurr and Grimlock, King!
WHERE: Somewhere in the City, then to Autobase, lolz.
WHEN: After this thread
WARNINGS: Grimlock. And Blurr.
SUMMARY: What is my life, Blurr is going to help ~~Psyduck~~Grimlock out with his headache and take him home like a puppy. A big, smashy puppy.
FORMAT: Quick? Para? Either works!

[The shaky and upside-down video was actually enough for Blurr to figure out where Grimlock the Dinobot was - what was a Dinobot anyway? He didn't have much intel on them other than that they weren't too smart - and he was there within seconds, a bottle of water and some ibuprofen in hand.

Ahhh, delicious human medicine.]

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[aaaaaaaannd have Grimlock sitting against a building somewhere - HUMAN Grimlock, that is - and since we've been wandering around the City for a couple days, we're a little worse for wear ... matted hair and crumpled clothes which probably don't smell all that fresh. He's got his new head in his hands, and though it might be a dejected look, he felt nothing of the sort. Grimlock was a Dinobot after all! He would stomp around outside for days! Though, this body WAS softer and grumpier than his real one. Blurr-who-didn't-look-like-Blurr-but-sounded-like-Blurr was coming, so Grimlock needed to try and stay put, especially if he wanted the medicine the other Autobot was bringing to soothe his pounding circuits ...]

Edited 2010-05-20 03:54 (UTC)

[Ping! There's a bluebot - er, blue-haired human arriving in a flash. Literally, since he's super fast.]

Grimlock?

[lifts his head and looks up at Blurr, squinting - maybe cause of the headache, or maybe cause we are REALLY trying to see if we can recognize you ... blue is close, shape kinda, but it's the voice which leaves little doubt ...]

Me Grimlock ... you Blurr?

Yes, I'm Blurr. I brought you something called ibuprofen. It should help your headache within about a half hour, by human reckoning.

[Kneels down next to Grimlock, unscrewing the cap from the bottle of water before handing it over, then two small white pills.]

And here's some water, too. Put those in your mouth, then swallow them with the water. Like you're drinking energon.

[takes the Ibuprofen, but can't help but bite down on them ~~cause we are ALL teeth~~ ... so get a completely disgusted look as we threaten to spit the crushed pills all over you]

Edited 2010-05-20 04:19 (UTC)

[Slaggit Grimlock. Raises the water bottle.]

You're not supposed to bite them! Drink this, it'll wash it all down.

[empties the bottle, drinking it so vigorously that water drips/sloshes past his lips ... after, he's still making a horrible face though, tongue working as if trying to lick/lap/push any lingering taste out of his mouth]

Bleh! That taste much more worse than Decepticon hide!

[Runs a hand through his hair and sighs.]

It doesn't taste bad when you don't bite down on them. C'mon, what've you eaten today?

[still trying to clean out our mouth over here]

Me try few things, but little teeth puny and soft ... [rubs/adjusts jaw] ... tiny dino in Grimlock's belly start growling yesterday ... [hand goes to his empty ~~you probably don't want to know what MIGHT be there~~ stomach] ... now it claw ...

[Totally resisting the urge to facepalm.]

All right, I'll get you some good food for this body. Good thing I just got paid..

[all we heard there is "good food" from the mouth of someone who should know what REAL food is sooooo our attention perks up considerably and we shift as if readying to rise]

Where good food?

Edited 2010-05-21 01:07 (UTC)

[Waits for him to get up, then starts off - slowly - down the block. Making sure to let the other formerbot keep up with him.]

There's a place nearby where I can get you something. Humans can do some things right. Cheeseburgers are one of them.

Much here big ...

[and we're keeping up, though probably bumping into a few people if the street is busy, the latter made worse by our tendency to look around ... things look different when you're smaller, but for a human he's anything but]

... me hope food big too ...

Yes, the food will be big. Hopefully big enough, as our bodies, though human at the moment, seem to require more food than normal humans to function properly.

[Makes sure to walk slowly enough to let Grimlock keep up. Aaand turns into a pizza place. That should do it.

Table!]

Edited 2010-05-23 23:48 (UTC)

Course much more food! Grimlock not human!

[Follows ... but just looks/stares at the table, then back at Blurr]

... where food?

One second, let me order it-

[Flags down their waiter who was already approaching and orders something extra large with all sorts of meat on it. Oms. And asks for it to be cooked ASAP due to crazy dinobot with an appetite.]

[and since we're "ordering", yells in the waiter's direction as he/she leaves]

MAKE MUCH MORE BIGGER AND FASTER! ME, GRIMLOCK, LEADER AND KING! YOU LISTEN!

Edited 2010-05-31 16:49 (UTC)

[Facepalm. Blurr's never actually facepalmed before, but he's doing it now.

And then flashing all of the other guests a supremely guilty and apologetic look.]

Grimlock, yelling at the waiter doesn't get food to us any faster. And it could get us kicked out. They'll bring us some drinks first while we wait.

Lubricant? [surveys the other guests unapologetically ... well, he IS thirsty] ... me guess so ... [glances about for a good place to sit down, but on the floor, the isles between tables, of course] ... little spaces for little men, not big Dinobots!

[...Slaggit Grimlock you're going to get them kicked out.]

You're supposed to sit on the chair..like this.

[Demonstrates sitting on a chair. Comfy! See?]

[looks at you like you have lanthanum-lobsters crawling out of your auditory circuits - Dinobots don't sit in tiny puffy chairs! - but seeing that there's little room on the floor, Grimlock relents. The maneuver into the chair is clumsy, and we look far from comfortable once there]

[Just.. Stares. A bit.

Then shakes his head a little and takes a sip of water. Waiting.]

Chairs are what people sit on. They exist on Cybertron too, you realize. At least my version of the place.

[makes a face at you, this time a "you stupid" one, then have a disbelieving grunt/growl for good measure]

Grimlock know what chair is! But chair for little Autobots and littler squishies ... make look bigger when sit. Dinobots no need, much more big already! [but he has also learned ~~been kinda trained~~ to sit in nice big/spacious places because it cuts down on being yelled at for moving/pushing/breaking things]

[Frowns back. Don't make those faces at him, son. B|]

Here, we're all squishies of some sort, if you haven't noticed.

[have more faces cause we smart primitive and know more than you!]

Not squishie! Syntho-something!

Yes, yes. It all amounts to us both being human-sized and forced to eat human food.

[Maybe that would get through. Ffffff]

[yeeaaaaah good luck with that >.>]

Me no human! Me, Grimlock, big dino AND ME EAT BIG DINO FOOD!

[Augh, processor, why do you hurt? Whyyyy]

[Sigh.]

I did not say that you are human, Grimlock. Merely that you and I are both currently human-sized. In a "syntho-something" body, as you already said it.

[hey! ours are hurting too]

Then why Blurr not just say so?! [gives you a scowl, pounding on the table for emphasis ... oops, our glass tips and spills its remaining lubricant aaallll over the table] SAY WHAT MEAN!

[Glares at Grimlock. They're going to get thrown out, seriously.]

Please calm down.

ME IS CALM!

[is that more pounding? why yes, it is]

Edited 2010-08-16 14:16 (UTC)

[Wow, it's like he can actually feel his blood pressure going up and veins expanding and-

Sigh. The headache is rapidly turning into something worse.]

Yes, of course you are, Grimlock.

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Oh dear lord. D:

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Will Grimlock like STEAK? :D

sure he will~ after he gets over the "have to eat like humans" thing >.>

Good.

<3 ... sorry took so long for me to tag

Darling, s'all good! I'm slow too. :3

<333

/loves on so muchly

/RETURNS LOVE

<3<3

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DDDD:

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