3 New Muties In a A Park

[dacosta_pi]

WHO: Sunspot, Cannonball, Magma
WHERE: Central Park
WHEN: This afternoon.
WARNINGS: None. Stupidness.
SUMMARY: Sam, Amara, and Bobby hang out at the park.
FORMAT: Quick.



[Today was sunny and warm, which meant - by default - that Amara, Roberto and Sam would be out in the nice weather and enjoying it. Bobby and Amara thrived in heat...and Sam was just southern. So they decided to go for a walk and eat hotdogs! They didn't fly though because Amara CAN'T FLY, GREG LAND.

They were just walking past a bench when Roberto decided to plop down.]

Let's sit here!

[Shoves more hotdog in his mouth]

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[ahhmahgawd]

[Awwwwright. Benches are amazing, okay. Sam sits down next to his BFFL and waits for Amara to sit on the other side. He starts eating his hot dog too, and man is it delicious.]

Good place, Bobby.

[MOUTH FULL. But that's okay it's only Amara and Bobby.]

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[Amara sits down, carefully, mind you, because the bench is kind of gross, and watches Roberto and Sam devour the hotdogs. It may just be the grossest thing she has ever seen.

She looks down at her own hotdog, trying to figure out how to eat it without being gross.]

[dacosta_pi]

[Bobby is just taking huge bites, and one would probably wonder how he isn't choking.]

Eat up, Amara! It's going to get old cold and wrinkly and sick!

[ahhmahgawd]

[Sam is eating it just as gross. HOT DOGS ARE THE BEST INVENTION. Which is probably okay since he's Southern, and hot dogs are pretty much made from raccoon anyways.]

Yeah, 'Mara. They're so good.

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

If it gets cold, I can always heat it up again.

[Well... fine, then. But she's going to turn away slightly so they can't watch her because that's weird.]

[dacosta_pi]

[Roberto keeps muttering on, ADD as always.]

I could eat like three of these! Someday, you and me, Sam, need to have the longest most epic hot dog eating contest ever.

[ahhmahgawd]

Man, there's gotta be one around here somewhere. It is New York!

[OM NOM NOM.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Why did Amara keep hanging out with them? They were so ridiculous.]

Don't you two have better things to do?

[dacosta_pi]

What? Like what?

[Shoves rest of the hot dog into his mouth before a light bulb turns on]

OH! We can sit around in a circle and have super serious conversations about war and people dying instead. That totally sounds like more fun.

[NOT. If he wanted that, he would've stayed home in their own dimension!]

[ahhmahgawd]

Yeah, a' course.

[Sam rolls his eyes and finishes his hot dog.]

Hot dogs are way better to talk about, girl.

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[You can't blame Amara for being curious about what's going on at home-- like XIAN'S LEG-- but she'll let it go. For now.]

All of the students are getting extremely excited about prom, despite the tension about what may be. I really hope there is no incident.

[Like SOMEONE spiking the punch.]

[dacosta_pi]

[Cue a big dumb smile on Bobby's face.]

What about you, Sam? Are you excited for prom? Will you and your cowgirl line dance?

[ahhmahgawd]

[Sam gives Bobby such a look.]

We ain't gonna line dance.

[He's only line dancing if Kitty shows up, okay??]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Okay, Amara might have laughed a little at the line dance comment but she manages to hide it for Sam's sake.]

It's nice that you have a date.

[Unlike her-- even Santo didn't ask because he suddenly has a girlfriend. HINT HINT ROBERTO.]

[dacosta_pi]

[OHOHOHO!]

Amara! Princess, do you want a date!?

[She better realised what she's just done.]

[ahhmahgawd]

[Sam just watches.

Something is about to happen, he knows it.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Amara does realize what she's done-- this is Roberto they were talking about here and he was practically ridiculous for a living-- and she wonders if she can take it back.]

Maybe. If someone suitable asked me, I wouldn't say no.

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Baby, I'm plenty suitable! I'd be the best date you ever asked for and then some.

[He drops to his knees dramatically and stretches his hands out.]

You gotta come to the prom with me!

[ahhmahgawd]

[Sam chuckles. Oh, good Lord.

This is gonna be interesting.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

No thanks.

[People are starting to look at them. This always happens whenever she hangs out with Sam and Roberto.]

[dacosta_pi]

I'll start singing really loudly. I know Ricky Martin songs!

[ahhmahgawd]

Just remember, Bobby. You don't speak Spanish.

[Why did Bobby always do that y'all????]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Amara hesitates. She could call Roberto's bluff but it's Roberto and he would willingly make an ass out of himself just for fun. This is like psychological warfare or something.

When did he get smart?]

You wouldn't.

[dacosta_pi]

Shut up, Sam! I'm not getting my languages mixed up this time.

[AHEM! Clears his throat.]

Oh, Amaraaaa~

[HE'S GONNA DO IT. LOUD, PROUD, AND SO OUT OF TUNE:]

She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls! I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall! She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light~ She's got a new addiction for every day and night!

[That's not even one of the romantic ones WTF]

[ahhmahgawd]

[OH GOOD LORD. AMARA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAY YES SO HE SHUTS UP.]

Uhhhhhh.

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Amara looks mortified, to say the least.]

Okay! Okay. Roberto, please stop. Fine. I'll go with you.

[dacosta_pi]

[PFFT THAT'S ALL HE NEEDS TO HEAR. Roberto jumps to his feet cockily and jabs Sam in the chest just because.]

Pretending to be Spanish owns, amigo.

[Then he picks Amara up just because he thinks he's Casanova right now]

I knew you couldn't get enough of me, baby.

[ahhmahgawd]

Right, Ah forgot. Good goin', man.

[He tries now to laugh at this, though. He ships his bffls ♥]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's great, Roberto, now everyone that's passing by has seen Amara's fancy underwear because you picked her up so suddenly while she is wearing a skirt. She is Displeased.]

Put me down!

[dacosta_pi]

[Roberto gives her a goofy grin]

Come on. Embrace me just a little bit!

[ahhmahgawd]

Better do what he says, girl. Bobby might never put you down.

[LOLOLOL SO CUTE]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Amara puts her arms around him as if she's going to hug him. But seriously, did you just meet her?

She lights the back of his pants on fire.]

[dacosta_pi]

AH!

[Roberto shrieks and is barely able to NOT drop her. Amara would easily be able to land on her feet though, and Bobby flails backwards and into Sam once she's safe.]

My ass!

[He'll absorb it once he realizes that...wow...he has the power to do that?]

[ahhmahgawd]

AHH! BOBBY!

[SAM MAKES SUCH A FACE WTF. His blast field activates, and his eyes grow so wide.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[Amara just laughs. Hard. Because this is way funnier than she thought it was going to be. Roberto, Sam, this is why she hangs out with you. For the pure hilarity.]

Serves you right.

[dacosta_pi]

Mãe do deus!

[Roberto flails around and finally powers up so that he could absorb the heat. Unfortunately, he is still sitting on Sam with a big giant hole in the ass of his pants.]

Droga! Sam! Can you see my ass, man?

[THAT BIG BLACK ASS JUST FALLING OUT OF HIS PANTS?!?! Y/N??]

[ahhmahgawd]

WOULD YOU GET OFF ME?!

[Sam pushes him off which he probably should have done when Bobby was all hawt, but what could you do? AMARA IS MEAN.]

And, YEAH! IT IS! AMARA!

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[She is laughing so hard that she actually can't breathe for a moment. When Amara manages to get a hold of herself and gain some composure, she clears her throat.]

Yes?

[dacosta_pi]

DAYM!

[Bobby gets to his feet and twists around to look at his butt. Everyone passing buy is seriously getting flashed by the weird glowy black dude.]

Right through my drawers, and everything...

[ahhmahgawd]

Bobby, stop showin' off your backside!

[EYES COVERED NOW JAYSUS.]

'Mara, this ain't even funny!

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

[It takes all of her willpower not to laugh again. Instead, she peels off the long sleeved shirt she was wearing, leaving her clad in a very thin sleeveless shirt, and holds it out to Roberto.]

Take this to tie around your waist. I feel sorry for the people passing by. And Sam.

[dacosta_pi]

Hey my ass is fine!

[He folds his arms stubbornly]

I'm not putting it on. That's too girly!

[ahhmahgawd]

[SAM IS STILL COVERING HIS EYES.]

C'mon, Bobby. Just do what she says.

[He has no idea what they are talking about even, but he's the boss so he's gonna boss Bobby.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

Roberto, come on. Put it on.

[dacosta_pi]

[Roberto grabs it, and then turns his ass toward Sam without putting it on.]

Don't worry, Sam. It's on! You don't have to cover your eyes anymore.

[ahhmahgawd]

[Sam trusts Bobby because well, why would he lie about that?

Except he would. Sam should know better, but he lets his hand drop.]

Bobby, you're such a dang fool. Do what she says!

[EYES COVERED AGAIN.]

[turns-to-fire.livejournal.com]

I'm going home.

[People are seriously starting to stare at them and it's just too embarrassing.]

[dacosta_pi]

You're the one who started this by lighting me on fire!

[ahhmahgawd]

Yeah, 'Mara. You started it!