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WHO: Seras and Kenny, Open
WHERE: Central Park.
WHEN: Sunday, just after sunset.
WARNINGS: Bra poppings, probable foul language.
SUMMARY: Seras meets Kenny in the park. Hilarity ensues.
FORMAT: Whatever works.

Once the sun had set Seras made her way to the place she'd agreed to meet Kenny. She still wasn't sure exactly why she'd agreed to this, but it just didn't feel right telling him no. He was probably on his own here and she knew how that felt. Besides, it wasn't as if her schedule was so busy she couldn't do it. There was also the fact he'd been getting up to no good recently so keeping a closer eye on him certainly couldn't hurt. The last thing she wanted to see happen to any of the kids here was for them to have a run in with CPS and be dragged off to some orphanage somewhere. She knew how rough that could be just being a normal kid. She didn't want to imagine how an Import might be treated. If spending an evening taking a kid to the park prevented that then it wasn't much of a burden.

Arriving at the meeting place she put on a smile and took a seat on a bench to wait for the little boy in the orange parka.

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Kenny was skipping down the sidewalk, looking to all the world like a normal, carefree nine-year-old boy. He was even humming a little tune he made up to himself. And why didn't he have a reason to be happy. Coming to the city was probably one of the best things that happened to him (except for maybe that thing with Tammy, but that was different), because when you're the universe's doormat even a small stroke of good luck was God-send.

Especially if that good luck was in the form of perverted super power.

Noticing Seras sitting on a bench waiting for him, he happily makes his way over. He stopped in front of her and waved amiably.

"Mmhi."

"Hello," she said as she waved back. "So what did you feel like seeing in the park tonight? I know it's not as exciting as it is during the day, but they still might have ice skating, or something like that."

Ice skating? That could be potentially dangerous. What if a particularly clumsy skater managed to decapitate him? You never know. So Kenny shakes his head at the suggestion. "Mno mmskatimg. Mhow 'mpbout m mwalk."

There. Nice and safe.

"If that's what you want to do then we can go for a walk." Secretly, Seras was relieved. She hadn't been ice skating in a very long time, years actually, and she didn't want to make a complete fool of herself in front of the boy. Standing up, she stretched and looked down at Kenny. "Lead the way."

"Mmkay."

So Kenny leads the way into the park. Besides, it wasn't like he was here to do mundane stuff like ice skating. Kenny tried to suppress the giggle that bubbled up inside him at the trick he was going to play. Man, she is going to be so pissed off...

But not yet. At least not until her guard was down a little.

Seras followed alongside Kenny, smiling as she looked around at the park. It really was quite pretty with all the snow, even at night. She really needed to remember to come here more often. Maybe next time she came she'd bring Aaron. He would probably like this. Yes, she'd have to do that sometime.

After another minute of thinking she finally she broke out of her musings and looked over at Kenny. "Do you like it here? The city I mean."

Kenny just shrugged at the question nonchalantly. "Mit'smph mmnot mhat mpbad. Mkinda mpboring mpbut mpbeatsmph mgettimgp mmphucking mkilled mmall mphe mmphucking mtimeph."

And that was the truth. He hadn't died since the first day he got here almost a month back and even then, that death had been on purpose. Must be some kind of record.

Curious, he asked, "Mhave mhoum mpbeen mhere mlong?

Seras almost replied that it hadn't been that long, but stopped as she realized that it had actually been the better part of year already. Almost a year away from her Master, Sir Integra, and everything else she'd known. It made her a bit homesick for a moment. "Eight months now, I think. God, I didn't even realize it had been that long already."

"Whoa, mmhat's mphorever mago." He couldn't imagine getting stuck here that long. Then again it might not be a bad thing, just... he was starting to miss the other kids and their crazy. Even the fatass.

"Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get back." Though she had to wonder if she really did want to go home now. She missed everyone at Hellsing and they were counting on her, but there were people who needed her here too. Shaking her head she let out a nervous laugh and rubbed the back of her head. She was supposed to be taking the boy for a walk not ruining his night. "Sorry, I guess I'm just starting to miss home a bit. Reminds me, are you still staying all by yourself? At the MAC?"

Kenny nods his head, "Uh-huh. Mhow mcome?"

Not that staying by himself was all that bad. He could do whatever he wanted, eat whatever he wanted and not get threatened by cracked up parents. It was a pretty sweet deal.

"Just concerned. There really isn't anyone looking after a lot of the kids here and I wanted to make sure you were alright where you were. Also, I'm cop remember? It's my job to worry about these sort of things." Those weren't her only reasons, but as excuses went they would do for now.

"Oh," he replies thoughtfully, then adds, "M mcan mtake mmcare mf mmyselmph." Atleast, he was still alive and well so Kenny was pretty sure that he has been doing a pretty good job. He slows his pace slightly so that he was now walking a little bit behind Seras instead of beside her.

Seras continued walking, oblivious to Kenny's change in pace. "I'm not saying you can't. Just...don't try to take on everything on your own, okay? And you know you can call me, or any of the other cops if you need help right?"

Bloody hell, she was starting to sound like one of her teachers back at the orphanage.

"Mmyeah, mmsure."

By now, he was walking directly behind Seras. Kenny suppressed a laugh as he looked up at her back, directly at the spot where her bra strap would be. The good thing about his new-found power was that it even worked through clothing, no matter how thick. This was his chance, now that she wasn't paying attention.

He loosened the drawstring of his hood so that he could enunciate better. For dramatic effect, Kenny raised a finger and pointed it at the middle of Seras' back.

"Pop!"

The moment Seras felt her bra pop she froze. Did he just do what she think he did? She couldn't believe it. After she'd been so nice to him he'd had the nerve to pop her bra.

That little bastard!

Slowly she turned around and looked at him. She was not happy. "Y-you!"

But Kenny was too busy laughing his head off to hear Seras or notice her anger. He doubled over in a fit of laughter, smacking his knee with a hand.

"Mhourm... hahah... mmphace... mmphahahaha!"

"Shut up," she shouted as she stormed over to him, her pupils turning red as she completely lost her temper."Listen to me! If you ever do that again to anyone I'll...I'll..." Damn it! She had no idea what she'd do. He might be a little shit, but he was still just a kid. Still, she couldn't just let him off. "I'll arrest you."

Kenny kept on laughing and completely missed her eyes changing colors and the fact that maybe, just maybe, he'd gone a little too far. It was a downside of being nine, not having foresight.

Besides, a threat to get arrested wasn't much of a threat at all for someone like Kenny. And he told her so. "M'm mnot mmscared."

Then he went on laughing.

"I'm not kidding," she growled at him and let her fangs show a little. She would probably feel bad about it later, but right now her anger and vampire instincts were winning out over her human ones. Which was probably why she reached out to try and take hold of Kenny by his collar.

Seras grabbing onto his collar sobered him and snapped him back to reality.

"Mhey, mcalm mhourm mmpboner, mit mwas mmjust a mmphucking mjoke." And then he noticed that something was off about her. Why was her eyes glowing? Why did she have fangs? "Mhat mphe mmphuck?!"

Man, he was in such deep shit.

Hopefully this would scare him into behaving himself. "I told you, don't EVER do that again! It's not funny. Do it again and I'm going to deal with you. Understand?"

He had the decency to shrink a little at her screaming. "Mmkay."

Some people just didn't have a sense of humor. But Kenny kept quiet unless she went psycho on him again.

Him shrinking from her is what finally snapped her out of her anger. What the hell was she doing? Sure, he was a bastard, but he was just a kid. Looking at him right now it reminded her all to clearly of when he Master took her by the collar once. Shocked, she let go of him and turned away, closing her eyes. When she opened them again they'd returned to normal. "Look just...don't do it. Now stay here while I go find a restroom and fix this thing."

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Kenny nodded, almost eagerly.

While she was gone, he stood around kicking at the snow on the ground idly. Sure, that was a stupid thing to do but hell if it wasn't funny. To think something so simple could drive her over the edge. He'll just have to make sure that next time Seras was far away, because his power was too awesome to never use again.

After a few minutes Seras returned still looking grouchy. She still couldn't believe he'd done that to her. She was tempted to just leave him in the park and go home, but she'd never forgive herself if she did that. It looked like she was stuck with him for now. "Look, I'm still mad at you, but if you promise to behave we'll finish our walk and I'll make sure you get home alright. Can you do that?"

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Seras feels awful, but I am laughing myself out of my chair here. Thanks for this bit of absurdity.

I'm having fun too! ...but you know he's not going to learn anything at all

Of course not lol