Straw Hat Shopping

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WHO: Sanji, Usopp, and Zoro starring in alphabetical order
WHERE: various stores downtown
WHEN: Friday?
WARNINGS: willful encouragement of theft. We're sorry but they are pirates
SUMMARY: Sanji teaches the other two how to use credit cards. Other people's credit cards. Mafia credit cards.
FORMAT: idk I start with para, do whatever

Zoro's teleporting may have taken him to some unlucky places, but this time, it resulted in a lucky acquisition. Sanji had been around the club long enough to have learned most of the ways of credit cards (though he had none of his own), and knew that they had to act fast to make use of the ones Zoro had collected before the owners cancelled them. Of course, much like the sailboat, that depended on those cards being legal in the first place. Thus, Sanji had a good feeling about this shopping trip.

Besides, Usopp needed a new couch, and both of them needed new clothes. Sanji was getting sick and tired of Zoro wearing his pants, because they often came back bloodstained or ripped. It was time to take care of that little problem. What better way than by stealing from thieves? It was their favorite thing to do.

The mall was a good place to start. They could shop all kinds of places and see how many cards they could get through before someone caught on.

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[liarboo.livejournal.com]

He was laughing until Sanji tried to kick the hat, at which point he fell silent to watch him fail boot it. That only made him laugh harder, tears coming to his eyes. He dropped the hat on top of a random pile of clothes and followed them out, calming down enough to wipe his eyes and ask, "Boy, you guys sure are grumpy today." He pushed through them to walk between them, jamming his hands in his pockets. "Like something crawled up your butts and died."

[mrbleedsalot.livejournal.com]

Zoro had spent the time outside of the store by trying to pry Sanji off of himself, growling and being grumpy all over. He turned the growl over to Usopp once he appeared. "Shut up, Usopp." A few seconds later, he yanked his hand free and grumpily walked without speaking. Just glaring at everyone who passed him and looking for stores with loose clothing.

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Sanji let go of Zoro just as Usopp joined them, which was good, because now there was a nice, safe barrier between him and the stupid swordsman. All the better. Even if he was annoyed with Usopp for making him look dumb in front of girls. "You wouldn't understand," he complained to Usopp, "you don't care about looking stupid in front of women."

They passed a ladies' store and a jewelry store, and then came a string of clothing shops, each one spilling loud music of varying styles out the front. There was something off-putting about the one that had no clothing displays, just large pictures of half-naked men, so Sanji hurried past it to the next one, which was blaring punk rock and showing off a brand new line of t-shirts to go with...well, damn, that same pirate movie they had watched a few weeks ago. Sanji actually stopped and boggled. "...the hell?"