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[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

WHO: disillusionists ironicool & doubleoohbaby
WHERE: coffee shop
WHEN: saturday afternoon
WARNINGS: UHM
SUMMARY: rose introduces bond to her brother

this doesn't turn out well
FORMAT: die



[ Rose arrived at the coffee shop with dave at hand, scarves trailing after her. she was rather content with the idea of two people close to her meeting each other, even if she knew this wouldn't end well.

well, at least she would have something amusing to watch. ]

Please don't embarrass me, okay?

Comments

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

I don't think Harley and John will have much preference either way.

[ ... ]

No. I'm from New York.

[hashrap]

Houston. We were both born on Jupiter though.

[ it's funny because he isn't kidding. ]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Right.



And how exactly did you both meet?

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

On the Internet.

[ oh my god their backstory sounds insane ]

[hashrap]

We met in a chatroom for picking up older men.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Apparently neither of you need to go online to do that.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

Someone better call Chris Hansen then, hmm?

[ heh ]

[hashrap]

Chill, I've got him on speed dial.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Suppose I better get out of here in that case.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

Mr. Bond is a suspicious character. Offering to take children into his household.

[hashrap]

The nerve of him.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I'll have to keep my establishments to myself from now on.

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[ just going back to business as if nothing happened ]

How large are your houses, James?

[ because goddamn she wants to get out of that shitty apartment ]

[hashrap]

[ CHINHANDS listening intently while eying off his apple juice. ]