http://disillusionists.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] disillusionists.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] capeandcowllogs2011-09-19 12:41 am

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WHO: [livejournal.com profile] disillusionists [livejournal.com profile] ironicool & [livejournal.com profile] doubleoohbaby
WHERE: coffee shop
WHEN: saturday afternoon
WARNINGS: UHM
SUMMARY: rose introduces bond to her brother

this doesn't turn out well
FORMAT: die



[ Rose arrived at the coffee shop with dave at hand, scarves trailing after her. she was rather content with the idea of two people close to her meeting each other, even if she knew this wouldn't end well.

well, at least she would have something amusing to watch.
]

Please don't embarrass me, okay?
hashrap: (ʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ᴄʟᴜᴇ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-19 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ people sure have been saying that a lot. it's like they're embarrassed to be seen with this lyrical king. but that can't possibly be true, because he's fucking great.

he shrugs, noncommittal and casual.
]

No promises.
hashrap: (Default)

whoops shit hi i'm still here

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh.







oh.

crosses his arms, gives a nod of greeting. what is the protocol for this situation??
]

and now notifs aren't working lmao

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Take a seat. What can I get you both?

hashrap: (sʜiᴛ i ᴀiɴᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-22 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHRUG, takes the other chair. no problems here he happens to like apple juice.

wait shit no what if its pee
]

Nothing for me. Trying to watch my figure.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 09:11 am (UTC)(link)


I can see the family resemblance now.
hashrap: (i ᴡiʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍisᴛᴀᴋᴇs)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-22 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ tilting his head just so, so you know he's actually glancing back behind his shades, not just sitting there like some dumbfuck. ]

Must be our empty eyes and matching shadow tentacles.

[ also you get a black mark for that apple juice order buddy. ]

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-22 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)


That must be it.

Are you two living together?
hashrap: (ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅˏ ʜ i)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-24 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ shrug. it's nicer than what he's used to, and he likes having everyone around. he'd never admit that though. ]

It could be worse.
hashrap: (ғʟiᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴜᴘsiᴅᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-26 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Have we?

[ whoops, shows how much attention he's been paying. and he's not touching his apple juice because he swears to god it's pee that kind of yellow can't be natural?? ]

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like there's a bit of a communication problem.
hashrap: (ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ʜiɢʜ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-28 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
If we manage to find a place willing to house five kids, no questions asked.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-28 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why it's best to befriend strange middle aged men who don't ask such questions.
hashrap: (ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴiᴄᴀʟʟʏ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Think we just got ourselves a house proxy, slime sis.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends, I suppose, doesn't it?
hashrap: (ᴛiᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙʀiɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴀʟiᴠᴇ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of dick would insinuate an offer only to retract it when we call him on it?

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not housing you in my own home, no. But I'm certainly not retracting from it either. I'm just curious as to what's in it for me.
hashrap: (ᴄiɴᴅᴇʀᴇʟʟᴀ ᴍᴀɴ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ welp. with hand gestures first to rose, then himself. ]

Chick wizard, time traveler. I'm sure we can come up with something. Want us to cleanse your house of ghosts forty years from now? That's our specialty.

[ turns back to rose. ]

Wizards get rid of ghosts, right?

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)


Sounds rather useful.

I might have a few places of interest.
hashrap: (ᴡiᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄiɴᴅᴇʀᴇʟʟᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ that wasn't a ghost busters reference he's just really stupid. ]

Yeah. Thanks.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)


House or large apartment?
Edited 2011-09-30 21:52 (UTC)
hashrap: (ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅˏ ʜ i)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I lived in a conksuck apartment, I don't care. It's up to princess here and the overbite twins.

[ not including davesprite because he's a dave and daves don't care. ]

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You two didn't live together?
hashrap: (Default)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Houston. We were both born on Jupiter though.

[ it's funny because he isn't kidding. ]

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.



And how exactly did you both meet?
hashrap: (Default)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We met in a chatroom for picking up older men.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently neither of you need to go online to do that.

hashrap: (ʜᴇ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ iᴛ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Chill, I've got him on speed dial.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Suppose I better get out of here in that case.

hashrap: (ɴᴏʀ ᴅiᴅ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-09-30 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
The nerve of him.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-09-30 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have to keep my establishments to myself from now on.
hashrap: (ᴋɴᴏᴡiɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ɴᴏᴛʜiɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ)

[personal profile] hashrap 2011-10-01 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ CHINHANDS listening intently while eying off his apple juice. ]