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WHO:

doubleoohbaby
WHERE: coffee shop
WHEN: saturday afternoon
WARNINGS: UHM
SUMMARY: rose introduces bond to her brother

this doesn't turn out well
FORMAT: die

[ Rose arrived at the coffee shop with dave at hand, scarves trailing after her. she was rather content with the idea of two people close to her meeting each other, even if she knew this wouldn't end well.

well, at least she would have something amusing to watch. ]

Please don't embarrass me, okay?

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[ rolling her eyes ]

Before Strider arrived, of course. But five people and a dog in an apartment is unseemly, and we do have the funds to move out.

If we manage to find a place willing to house five kids, no questions asked.

That's why it's best to befriend strange middle aged men who don't ask such questions.

[ pause...

looking at dave and then over at james ]

Suggesting something?

Think we just got ourselves a house proxy, slime sis.

Depends, I suppose, doesn't it?

I'm not quite sure how to handle this, my brother of ooze.

[ a pause ]

Do you think you could house all of us, James?

What kind of dick would insinuate an offer only to retract it when we call him on it?

I'm not housing you in my own home, no. But I'm certainly not retracting from it either. I'm just curious as to what's in it for me.

[ ANOTHER LONG PAUSE.... lmfao glancing over at dave again ]

We have money.

[ a ridiculous amount... ]

[ welp. with hand gestures first to rose, then himself. ]

Chick wizard, time traveler. I'm sure we can come up with something. Want us to cleanse your house of ghosts forty years from now? That's our specialty.

[ turns back to rose. ]

Wizards get rid of ghosts, right?

Sounds rather useful.

I might have a few places of interest.

[ dave you are getting her "are you stupid" face ]

Yes, after we finish sliding down firefighter poles to theme songs from the eighties. [ look she can make ghostbusters references too

and then back to bond ]

It would be much appreciated.

[ that wasn't a ghost busters reference he's just really stupid. ]

Yeah. Thanks.

House or large apartment?

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[ UM.................... ]

I would be preferable to a house, but I'm accustomed to living in large buildings as such.

[ in other words

her mama was rich ]

I lived in a conksuck apartment, I don't care. It's up to princess here and the overbite twins.

[ not including davesprite because he's a dave and daves don't care. ]

You two didn't live together?

I don't think Harley and John will have much preference either way.

[ ... ]

No. I'm from New York.

Houston. We were both born on Jupiter though.

[ it's funny because he isn't kidding. ]

Right.

And how exactly did you both meet?

On the Internet.

[ oh my god their backstory sounds insane ]

We met in a chatroom for picking up older men.

Apparently neither of you need to go online to do that.

Someone better call Chris Hansen then, hmm?

[ heh ]

Chill, I've got him on speed dial.

Suppose I better get out of here in that case.

Mr. Bond is a suspicious character. Offering to take children into his household.

The nerve of him.

I'll have to keep my establishments to myself from now on.

[ just going back to business as if nothing happened ]

How large are your houses, James?

[ because goddamn she wants to get out of that shitty apartment ]

[ CHINHANDS listening intently while eying off his apple juice. ]

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