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WHO: John, Dave, and absolutely anyone who would like to join in :D
WHERE: In an indoor mall... some indoor mall in the City!
WHEN: Nowish, so Monday afternoon
WARNINGS: Preteen boy awkwardness
SUMMARY: John and Dave try to pick up chicks... yep.
FORMAT: Anything works, starting with brackets. :)

[ John sits on a bench outside one of the shops, kicking his legs back and forth, kind of happy that after half a year of being wasted time in the City his feet at least now scrape the floor when he does things like this. He's glancing around at the crowd nervously, wondering what he's actually doing here in the first place, and looking over at Dave every so often as though expecting some kind of cue. ]

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What are you guys doing? Are you waiting for someone?

[ John is just a friendly person, and Aradia is prepared to fully roll with time shenanigans, so she greets him just as happily. As for Dave, his inscrutable coolkid ways are charming as always. Well, not charming exactly, but Dave-like, which is as it should be ]

Edited 2011-11-15 00:30 (UTC)

[ Shrugging his shoulders and staring up at Dave, like he's hoping the other kid will explain this one. ]

Not really. We're just sort of hanging out.

I'm teaching Billy here how to be a man.

[ why do people let dave explain anything. ]

[ Because they are trusting souls ]

Haha, okay! Is this a human thing or a Dave thing? Whatever it means, anyway.

[ Yeah, John's kind of already regretting that mistake. ]

It is definitely a Dave is stupid and weird thing.

When you're beating girls away with a stick, you'll thank me.

Soooo, you're teaching John how to get girls...?

[ no offense Dave but she is sounding a little dubious, have you ever gotten a girl yourself ]

[ Scoffing sound. ]

He thinks that's what he's teaching me! But really I am proving what a great wingman I am.

[ Having done absolutely nothing to hook Dave up with anyone yet. ]

[ FUCK OFF HE HAS A DATE WITH A GIRL TEN YEARS OLDER THAN HIM IN THREE MONTHS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS LIFE. ]

Yeah, sure. That's exactly what you're doing.

[ She laughs, not unkindly, but in a 'now I understand!' way ]

So it's a competition! You're trying to out-wingman eah other. What's the score?

[ Is it? John didn't think it wasn't, but who knows! He could be totally wrong about that one. ]

Well... right now it's zero to zero.

[ wince. shut up, he's just having an off day. ]

[ ...pats Dave on the shoulder it's okay buddy ]

Maybe you need better pickup lines! I dot really know any, I dont watch those kind of movies, but that sounds like the sort of thing you use to talk to girls.

Well... honestly we haven't even really tried to talk to any girls yet!

[ !!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

Hey, Megido, how'd you like to go on a date with this fine stud here?

[ wait who is the stud you are both 13 year old boys-- oh wingmen right ]

--What, with John? Well... haha, sure, why not? As long as he's a gentleman about it! No getting handsy, okay?

Ha! Nice try Dave, but Aradia knows it's just you trying to get points, so it's not like she--

[ Hold on, she just said yes, didn't she? ]

Wait, huh?

I said, why not? I've never been on a human date before. It might be fun!

Sweet. Strider: 1, Egbert: -4. Who's the greatest wingman? You don't need to answer that, what with it being obvious and everything.

What? Why do I have negative points?!

[ ALSO THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, SHUT UP DAVE, JOHN HAS A LEGIT DATE!!! ]

But uhm, are you sure, Aradia? I mean! I don't mind at all, but I don't want you to feel like you have to or anything just to help Dave be a good wingman.

Don't worry, John! I think we know who really wins here, and it's the one going on a date with an awesome girl! [ sticks tongue out at dave nyaaah ]

[ NO SHUT UP HES THE BEST WINGMAN ]

Yeah, congratulations. Make sure to keep it clean, we don't want any troll-human nasty ass hybrid little fuckers running around. I draw the line at interspecies mashups.

I-- [ Wait, arguing with that is insulting, and Aradia is really awesome! Even if they haven't spoken now that she's back, he liked talking to her before. ]

Yeah! I guess so. Also...

[ Looking at Dave. ]

Gross, Dave.

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