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WHO: John, Dave, and absolutely anyone who would like to join in :D
WHERE: In an indoor mall... some indoor mall in the City!
WHEN: Nowish, so Monday afternoon
WARNINGS: Preteen boy awkwardness
SUMMARY: John and Dave try to pick up chicks... yep.
FORMAT: Anything works, starting with brackets. :)

[ John sits on a bench outside one of the shops, kicking his legs back and forth, kind of happy that after half a year of being wasted time in the City his feet at least now scrape the floor when he does things like this. He's glancing around at the crowd nervously, wondering what he's actually doing here in the first place, and looking over at Dave every so often as though expecting some kind of cue. ]

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[and here is proof that the trollgirl pile doesn't keep from getting taller! Terezi is in the mall for...some reason...probably shopping for dragon toys.

anyway she would be the most likely to miss John or Dave except that she probably heard one of their voices and is approaching to 1NV3ST1G4T3 i mean investigate.]

[ before she's anywhere near them dave is already up and flashstepped the distance to sling an arm around her shoulder and lead her over. she's going to regret her life. ]

Hey, TZ, great timing. I've got a deal here that you'll be shithive to turn down. It involves you, the hot piece of dude sitting like a doofus on this bench here and a candlelight date at Taco Bell.

[ No... NO DAMMIT!! DAVE ALREADY GOT HIM ONE DATE, HE CAN'T FALL BEHIND. Quickly floating over towards them. ]

Haha, don't listen to this guy, Terezi! He's just being shy, what he's really wanting is to ask you out himself. What do you say? Give the guy a chance?

[IT'S A TRAP SIR however this is actually pretty interesting so...]

Hold on!! I know John is a doofus and Dave is cripplingly shy [heh] but I can't agree to a date if I don't know the terms of engagement!

What is a taco bell??

Yeah, sorry, can't go on a date with you. Way too shy. Egbert's the way to go. He's been hankering to jump in a bucket with your pointy troll ass.

You'd love Taco Bell though. It's like an artificial grape apocalypse doing a stunning rendition of Swan Lake across your tongue. It'll make you cry with joy. Sometimes they also serve food.

Nope! That is totally a lie! Dave is so ready to go on a date with you it's not even funny. He has basically been spending every night bursting into my room going on about much he wants to take you out for human burgers! ... That's burgers made my humans, not ones made of human.

[ a beat ]

Also, dude! Don't mention the b-word, that is really culturally insensitive.

[Terezi takes a jab at Dave's ankle with her cane, grinning.]

John is right, Dave!! You should cut down on the dirty language, that's just excessive!

Also you should know that I am already permanently attached to Dave's grill like so much charred hamburger, so going out for one of those would be pretty redundant! Hehehehe!

[ fucking blind girls and their fucking canes goddamn it. ]

Go on a date with the dweeb and you'll never hear me talk about cleaning supplies again, Strider's honor.

Nope! You heard the lady, Dave, she is permanently attached to your grill. I think that means you have claim to dating rights here. That date is all yours.

[what is this?? a human male bromance in danger??? there's only one trollgirl who can mend this rift!

...rational souls fear the expression that terezi is wearing right now.]

Boys!! Calm down, there is enough awesome to go around. I have a solution to your human mating ritual problems!!

[a moment of dramatic silence! but not enough for them to interrupt her of course.]

You will both have to take me to the Taco Bell! Hehehe!

Pass.

[ Just staring at her dumbfounded for a moment, but the moment Dave says that, John is jumping on this chance. ]

I think what Dave is saying is that he doesn't want me to be there with you two on your date. It's okay though, Terezi, I understand that he wants alone time with you.

I'm sorry John, but I really don't think we can do this without you!

[and she makes another jab at Dave's ankles. whether she connects or not she feels her point shall be properly accentuated!]

Or without you, Dave!! Consider it the ultimate opportunity to go head-to-head with your mad dating skills!

[ GOD FUCK HER CANE. and call him crazy but the way she phrases it makes it sound like a great idea. someone has to school john in dating 101. ]

Alright, I'm in.

Wait-- huh?? What?

[ Looking back and forth between them with an expression sort of like "DB" He's not sure about this, guys. ]

Great!!

[Terezi lays a heavy, heavy hand on John's arm. what personal space???]

I'm sure this will be very educational for all of us! Ahahahaha!

[yeah that's right John you're getting railroaded into this.]

You won't let me down, right, John??

[ wow people who can read not me. squishes his other arm stop you don't know what i've been through. ]

Can't let a girl down, bro. That's like dating rule number one.

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[ Oh dear god he's getting double teamed here. ]

Letting you down? Dating rul-- what?

You must take me to the Taco Bell and prove your dating prowess!!

[this is like a mission from god, John. like you're in the blues brothers.]

Both of you! Hehehehehe!

Prepare to get schooled, dude. This one's pretty much already in love with me.

[ remember when dave was good with girls?? yeah me neither. ]

You're so full of yourself!

[ Uuuugh, this seems like a terrible idea, but... NOT LIKE HE'S GOT ANOTHER CHOICE... alright, gotta get pumped! ]

We will just have to see about that. I am going to prepare and be the best date of all!

You will have to step up your game to the max to beat out Dave, John! He is already halfway up his dating echeladder because of his sheer charm!

[yeah she's just pulling this out of her ass.]

[ HAHAHAHAHA HE KNEW IT ]

You know, might as well just give up now. Spare yourself some agony.

[ He is making his face as serious as he possibly can, delivering this is a complete deadpan. ]

Dave doesn't have any charm.

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