you know we're superstars;

[trickshot]

WHO: PURPLE AVENGER & GREEN AVENGER
WHERE: AVENGERS MANSION & THEN ELSEWHERE
WHEN: GALENTINE'S DAY
WARNINGS: SO MUCH STUPIDITY
SUMMARY: CLINT AND JEN HANG OUT. STUPIDITY ENSUES.
FORMAT: CAN WE DO THINGS IN PROSE? (THE ANSWER IS NO.)

_{( the past week or so at the mansion has been tough on anyone. but peter has reminded clint that valentines is on the way, and therefore he must get his ass in gear. tomorrow, of course, will be devoted to bobbi, but there is also another amazing lady in his life, so. the day before valentines day, and here he is knocking on jen's door. )}

Jen! Hey, Jen--ollie ollie oxen free.

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[trickshot]

_{( he will just let them sit like that for a moment, but then: )}

You okay?

[gammas]

[ mumbly ]

Could b'better...

[trickshot]

So are you gonna tell me why, or...?

[gammas]

[ waving her hand around blindly and then kind of like

papping him on the nose ]

I am 'lone on Valentine's Day.... So like -- the usual.

[trickshot]

Oh.

<sub>( wrinkling his nose but also feeling bad because

oh way to be that jerk who forgot valentines was sad for some people )</sub>

I'm sorry.

[gammas]

S'okay. S'happens.

[ finishing off the rest of her beer and just like

snuggling up against him what happened to shenanigans guys ]

Wonder how John is doin'.

[trickshot]

Nothing changes until we go back, right?

[gammas]

Yeah.

[ how the hell did she manage to slur the fuck out of that word. ]

'm love you...

[trickshot]

<sub>( he just kind of... freezes...

that video welp )</sub>

What was that?

[gammas]

[ flops against again and like

eyes kind of glazing over uuuugh ]

Seriously don't des'rve you. 'm like the third wheel to a tricycle... [ no honey that doesnt make sense ]

[trickshot]

_{( he is just going to put his hands on her shoulders and kind of hold her away from him for a second. )}

Jen. I think you're drunk.

_{( no, really. )}

[gammas]

[ oh wait where did warm clint body go 8C

kind of reaching out to pap him on the nose again but like

missing his face ]

'm not. You're drunk.

[trickshot]

I'm not the one who weighs less than a hundred pounds, right now.

[gammas]

[ staring at her knees ]

'm not that drunk... [ no you totally are ]

[trickshot]

When was the last time you drank as mini-Jen?

[gammas]

[ oh no thinking is hard ]

-- Like, a year ago?

[trickshot]

So now you're drunk.

[gammas]

[ a beat ]

Okay, 'm a lil drunk.

[trickshot]

Maybe we should get you home.

[gammas]

But we still have the whole night 'head of us.

[trickshot]

Well, we can go home and put on a crappy movie and hope you don't puke. How about that?

[gammas]

[ ok shes going to try and stand up now and just kind of

wobbles and flops back down into her seat ]

You're the beestttttt.

[trickshot]

<sub>( he is just going to.

lean down and

pick her up.

yes.

ok leaving the bar now. )</sub>

[gammas]

[ wait what is happening

oh god this isnt a good idea

just clinging to his head for dear life ]

[trickshot]

I can't see if you do that.