you know we're superstars;

[trickshot]

WHO: PURPLE AVENGER & GREEN AVENGER
WHERE: AVENGERS MANSION & THEN ELSEWHERE
WHEN: GALENTINE'S DAY
WARNINGS: SO MUCH STUPIDITY
SUMMARY: CLINT AND JEN HANG OUT. STUPIDITY ENSUES.
FORMAT: CAN WE DO THINGS IN PROSE? (THE ANSWER IS NO.)

_{( the past week or so at the mansion has been tough on anyone. but peter has reminded clint that valentines is on the way, and therefore he must get his ass in gear. tomorrow, of course, will be devoted to bobbi, but there is also another amazing lady in his life, so. the day before valentines day, and here he is knocking on jen's door. )}

Jen! Hey, Jen--ollie ollie oxen free.

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[gammas]

[ tomorrow is valentine's day, as everywhere in her life likes to remind her. while shulkie doesn't really get bothered or upset by being single since that's the relationship state she's most accustomed to, this year is hitting particularly hard, because along with the skrulls, she's reminded that yes, she was married and then divorced just recently, that she still misses wyatt, and just a bunch of feelings.

so when there's a knock at the door, she goes to open it, still dressed in her pjs (which is really just like a shirt and underwear), with a tub of ice cream under her arm. behind her? all of the petvengers. ]

Oh, hey Clint.

[trickshot]

So that's where Bee-pug went.

_{( he is glaring at you, dog, he knows who you like best. anyway, he is glancing from shulkie to the ice cream and then back again. )}

What're you doing?

[gammas]

Oh, yeah. I found him when I was out in the hall and he looked lonely so I brought him in here.

[ its like a hoard of pugs on her bed jefus christ. but uh. she looks kind of... embarrassed????? ]

Watching... television? What are you doing?

[trickshot]

How is he lonely when there's like six of--you know what? Never mind.

_{( now he is just giving her the keenest look he knows what she is doing. )}

What I was doing doesn't matter. Get dressed--we're going out.

[gammas]

[ now she just looks confused. sticking spoon in her mouth. ]

What? Why? Where are we going?

[trickshot]

I dunno yet. But we'll figure it out.

[gammas]

[ a beat. ]

Fiiiiiiiine.

[ already like going back into the room, putting down her ice cream and like... taking off her shirt and putting another one on and pants

YEAH SHES CHANGING IN FRONT OF HIM DWI ]

This isn't going to be like Tahiti again, is it? [ that was her fault ]

[trickshot]

That was your fault!

_{( and he is just casually leaning on the doorframe wow what are they even. he actually has the gall to look impatient. )}

And no. Or at least, I don't think so.

[gammas]

[ making herself look all swag because uh she still looks hot when she goes out ok ]

But you don't know where we're going.

[ shoves her hands into her pockets and walks over ]

[trickshot]

_{( he is just going to put an arm around her and leading her out... heh. )}

What, don't you trust me?

[gammas]

[ JUST LETTING HIM all like \: THIS IS SUSPICIOUS ]

Only sometimes, Mister Barton. This is not one of those times.

[trickshot]

Aww, Jen, you wound me. And after everything we've been though!

<sub>( clutching his heart he is the most o-dram right now.

but anyway here they are walking down the street or something idek. )</sub>

How about we start with a drink? Unless you were sold on that ice cream.

[gammas]

Come on, I'd give you the benefit of the doubt otherwise. [ pats him on the head and just like

leans against him ]

Nah, a drink sounds good to me. You know I won't lose a chance for alcohol. Just don't pass out on me again.

[trickshot]

I said a drink, not a keg. And it's not my fault you cheat.

_{( what with the being big and green. )}

[gammas]

I so didn't cheat! You brought that onto yourself.

[trickshot]

It's definitely cheating, if you can't even get drunk!

[gammas]

Alright, fine, fine, you wuss.

[ there's a flash of green light and in Shulkie's place is uh

teeny 5'7" jennifer walters drowning in her clothes ]

There, are you happy?

[trickshot]

_{( just. stares at. and tries to hide his smile because short jen is adorable. so he just kind of chuckles. )}

It's kinda nice being taller than you.

[gammas]

[ HUFFS AND SHOVES and then pulls her shirt around her afldmafasl ]

You're so lucky you're my pal and I love ya, Clint. Otherwise, you'd never get this.

[trickshot]

I count my blessings every day, promise.

_{( but he's still laughing but oh look here's a bar let's go inside, shall we? )}

[gammas]

You better. [ punches his arm lightly again and walks into the abar and this is weird

not being shulkie

here

HOW WEIRD just kind of

sidling close to clint ok ]

[trickshot]

_{( ok ordering drinks and throwing an arm around her shoulders aww yeah. )}

So, d'you think mini-you can drink me under the table?

[gammas]

[ just leaning into him and pulling up her pants LFMSADSDFA ]

Any day of the week, green or not. [ sitting down on a stool ] I'll wipe the floor with you again.

[trickshot]

Yeah? We'll just see.

_{( holding up this beer for a toast. )}

[gammas]

[ HOLDING UP HERS and toasting him before

chugging her beer

after a second shes like gasping for air ]

Oh, cripes. Why did I let you talk me into this.