you know we're superstars;

[trickshot]

WHO: PURPLE AVENGER & GREEN AVENGER
WHERE: AVENGERS MANSION & THEN ELSEWHERE
WHEN: GALENTINE'S DAY
WARNINGS: SO MUCH STUPIDITY
SUMMARY: CLINT AND JEN HANG OUT. STUPIDITY ENSUES.
FORMAT: CAN WE DO THINGS IN PROSE? (THE ANSWER IS NO.)

_{( the past week or so at the mansion has been tough on anyone. but peter has reminded clint that valentines is on the way, and therefore he must get his ass in gear. tomorrow, of course, will be devoted to bobbi, but there is also another amazing lady in his life, so. the day before valentines day, and here he is knocking on jen's door. )}

Jen! Hey, Jen--ollie ollie oxen free.

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[trickshot]

_{( he is just going to put an arm around her and leading her out... heh. )}

What, don't you trust me?

[gammas]

[ JUST LETTING HIM all like \: THIS IS SUSPICIOUS ]

Only sometimes, Mister Barton. This is not one of those times.

[trickshot]

Aww, Jen, you wound me. And after everything we've been though!

<sub>( clutching his heart he is the most o-dram right now.

but anyway here they are walking down the street or something idek. )</sub>

How about we start with a drink? Unless you were sold on that ice cream.

[gammas]

Come on, I'd give you the benefit of the doubt otherwise. [ pats him on the head and just like

leans against him ]

Nah, a drink sounds good to me. You know I won't lose a chance for alcohol. Just don't pass out on me again.

[trickshot]

I said a drink, not a keg. And it's not my fault you cheat.

_{( what with the being big and green. )}

[gammas]

I so didn't cheat! You brought that onto yourself.

[trickshot]

It's definitely cheating, if you can't even get drunk!

[gammas]

Alright, fine, fine, you wuss.

[ there's a flash of green light and in Shulkie's place is uh

teeny 5'7" jennifer walters drowning in her clothes ]

There, are you happy?

[trickshot]

_{( just. stares at. and tries to hide his smile because short jen is adorable. so he just kind of chuckles. )}

It's kinda nice being taller than you.

[gammas]

[ HUFFS AND SHOVES and then pulls her shirt around her afldmafasl ]

You're so lucky you're my pal and I love ya, Clint. Otherwise, you'd never get this.

[trickshot]

I count my blessings every day, promise.

_{( but he's still laughing but oh look here's a bar let's go inside, shall we? )}

[gammas]

You better. [ punches his arm lightly again and walks into the abar and this is weird

not being shulkie

here

HOW WEIRD just kind of

sidling close to clint ok ]

[trickshot]

_{( ok ordering drinks and throwing an arm around her shoulders aww yeah. )}

So, d'you think mini-you can drink me under the table?

[gammas]

[ just leaning into him and pulling up her pants LFMSADSDFA ]

Any day of the week, green or not. [ sitting down on a stool ] I'll wipe the floor with you again.

[trickshot]

Yeah? We'll just see.

_{( holding up this beer for a toast. )}

[gammas]

[ HOLDING UP HERS and toasting him before

chugging her beer

after a second shes like gasping for air ]

Oh, cripes. Why did I let you talk me into this.

[trickshot]

Because you want nothing more than to have a night on the town with good ol' Hawkeye? _{( big smile. )}

[gammas]

[ omg woobie eyes

shes just giving him huge woobie eyes before like burying her face in her beer ajflkajfslk ]

Don't you have like, a holiday to prepare for or something?

[trickshot]

_{( asdklasdk;as jen why. )}

Hey, it's just Valentines. I got this. Mostly.

[gammas]

[ BECAUSE SHES A WEENIE just like

drowning down more beer lamfdslk ]

Mostly? You actually got Bobbi something, right?

[trickshot]

I'm working on it.

_{( wow he is literally the worst. )}

[gammas]

[ uh ]

You know it's tomorrow, right?

[trickshot]

I can read a calendar, you know.

[gammas]

It's supposed to be a really big day.... You should probably wow her.

[ uh downing beer again ]

[trickshot]

What would you suggest, if you're such an expert?

_{( well the guy is going to keep bringing them more... welp. )}