you know we're superstars;

[trickshot]

WHO: PURPLE AVENGER & GREEN AVENGER
WHERE: AVENGERS MANSION & THEN ELSEWHERE
WHEN: GALENTINE'S DAY
WARNINGS: SO MUCH STUPIDITY
SUMMARY: CLINT AND JEN HANG OUT. STUPIDITY ENSUES.
FORMAT: CAN WE DO THINGS IN PROSE? (THE ANSWER IS NO.)

_{( the past week or so at the mansion has been tough on anyone. but peter has reminded clint that valentines is on the way, and therefore he must get his ass in gear. tomorrow, of course, will be devoted to bobbi, but there is also another amazing lady in his life, so. the day before valentines day, and here he is knocking on jen's door. )}

Jen! Hey, Jen--ollie ollie oxen free.

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[trickshot]

We'll see if you're awake long enough to get to that part.

[gammas]

I'm not going to fall asleep.

[ downs more beer uuuuughhh alcohol ]

[trickshot]

You might. You're tiny.

[gammas]

S'not true.... You're just massive. [ oops shes beginning to slur now. ]

Heeeey, Clint? [ wait not even letting him respond just kind of patting his arm S'really nice of you to take me out tonight...

[trickshot]

Hey, I'm a nice guy, what can I say?

_{( he tries to laugh it off, but then he just smiles at her fondly. )}

I figured we could both use it.

[gammas]

[ just kind of resting her head against the crook of his arm, staring at her beer ]

You should really be with Bobbi, not meeee.... [ JEN IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN SHULKIE ABORT ]

[trickshot]

_{( puts an arm around her, this is the best half-hug. )}

I'll take her out tomorrow. It's all good.

_{( but also a bit unsure why is this happening. )}

[gammas]

[ DRUNK JEN IS SAD AND DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME ENJOY

anyways shes just like

laying there

with her forehead against his arm

yep ]

[trickshot]

_{( he will just let them sit like that for a moment, but then: )}

You okay?

[gammas]

[ mumbly ]

Could b'better...

[trickshot]

So are you gonna tell me why, or...?

[gammas]

[ waving her hand around blindly and then kind of like

papping him on the nose ]

I am 'lone on Valentine's Day.... So like -- the usual.

[trickshot]

Oh.

<sub>( wrinkling his nose but also feeling bad because

oh way to be that jerk who forgot valentines was sad for some people )</sub>

I'm sorry.

[gammas]

S'okay. S'happens.

[ finishing off the rest of her beer and just like

snuggling up against him what happened to shenanigans guys ]

Wonder how John is doin'.

[trickshot]

Nothing changes until we go back, right?

[gammas]

Yeah.

[ how the hell did she manage to slur the fuck out of that word. ]

'm love you...

[trickshot]

<sub>( he just kind of... freezes...

that video welp )</sub>

What was that?

[gammas]

[ flops against again and like

eyes kind of glazing over uuuugh ]

Seriously don't des'rve you. 'm like the third wheel to a tricycle... [ no honey that doesnt make sense ]

[trickshot]

_{( he is just going to put his hands on her shoulders and kind of hold her away from him for a second. )}

Jen. I think you're drunk.

_{( no, really. )}

[gammas]

[ oh wait where did warm clint body go 8C

kind of reaching out to pap him on the nose again but like

missing his face ]

'm not. You're drunk.

[trickshot]

I'm not the one who weighs less than a hundred pounds, right now.

[gammas]

[ staring at her knees ]

'm not that drunk... [ no you totally are ]

[trickshot]

When was the last time you drank as mini-Jen?

[gammas]

[ oh no thinking is hard ]

-- Like, a year ago?

[trickshot]

So now you're drunk.