you know we're superstars;

[trickshot]

WHO: PURPLE AVENGER & GREEN AVENGER
WHERE: AVENGERS MANSION & THEN ELSEWHERE
WHEN: GALENTINE'S DAY
WARNINGS: SO MUCH STUPIDITY
SUMMARY: CLINT AND JEN HANG OUT. STUPIDITY ENSUES.
FORMAT: CAN WE DO THINGS IN PROSE? (THE ANSWER IS NO.)

_{( the past week or so at the mansion has been tough on anyone. but peter has reminded clint that valentines is on the way, and therefore he must get his ass in gear. tomorrow, of course, will be devoted to bobbi, but there is also another amazing lady in his life, so. the day before valentines day, and here he is knocking on jen's door. )}

Jen! Hey, Jen--ollie ollie oxen free.

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[trickshot]

_{( ok ordering drinks and throwing an arm around her shoulders aww yeah. )}

So, d'you think mini-you can drink me under the table?

[gammas]

[ just leaning into him and pulling up her pants LFMSADSDFA ]

Any day of the week, green or not. [ sitting down on a stool ] I'll wipe the floor with you again.

[trickshot]

Yeah? We'll just see.

_{( holding up this beer for a toast. )}

[gammas]

[ HOLDING UP HERS and toasting him before

chugging her beer

after a second shes like gasping for air ]

Oh, cripes. Why did I let you talk me into this.

[trickshot]

Because you want nothing more than to have a night on the town with good ol' Hawkeye? _{( big smile. )}

[gammas]

[ omg woobie eyes

shes just giving him huge woobie eyes before like burying her face in her beer ajflkajfslk ]

Don't you have like, a holiday to prepare for or something?

[trickshot]

_{( asdklasdk;as jen why. )}

Hey, it's just Valentines. I got this. Mostly.

[gammas]

[ BECAUSE SHES A WEENIE just like

drowning down more beer lamfdslk ]

Mostly? You actually got Bobbi something, right?

[trickshot]

I'm working on it.

_{( wow he is literally the worst. )}

[gammas]

[ uh ]

You know it's tomorrow, right?

[trickshot]

I can read a calendar, you know.

[gammas]

It's supposed to be a really big day.... You should probably wow her.

[ uh downing beer again ]

[trickshot]

What would you suggest, if you're such an expert?

_{( well the guy is going to keep bringing them more... welp. )}

[gammas]

[ THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA as shes already drinking her second one

and the alcohols beginning to sink in ye p ]

Dinner and jewelry.

[trickshot]

I got her jewelry in Tahiti. It's boring.

[gammas]

Well, you gotta sweep her off her feet somehow.

[trickshot]

Maybe a night of heavy drinking will inspire me.

[gammas]

[ just leaning against him with her thing of beer in her hand. ]

You know those are my favourite nights. Gotta do something interesting tonight, right?

[trickshot]

We'll see if you're awake long enough to get to that part.

[gammas]

I'm not going to fall asleep.

[ downs more beer uuuuughhh alcohol ]

[trickshot]

You might. You're tiny.

[gammas]

S'not true.... You're just massive. [ oops shes beginning to slur now. ]

Heeeey, Clint? [ wait not even letting him respond just kind of patting his arm S'really nice of you to take me out tonight...

[trickshot]

Hey, I'm a nice guy, what can I say?

_{( he tries to laugh it off, but then he just smiles at her fondly. )}

I figured we could both use it.

[gammas]

[ just kind of resting her head against the crook of his arm, staring at her beer ]

You should really be with Bobbi, not meeee.... [ JEN IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN SHULKIE ABORT ]

[trickshot]

_{( puts an arm around her, this is the best half-hug. )}

I'll take her out tomorrow. It's all good.

_{( but also a bit unsure why is this happening. )}