open log!

[crab]

WHO: karkat and you.
WHERE: UH WOW I'M BAD AT NEW YORK'S GEOGRAPHY SO ANYWHERE REALLY HELP ME OUT but around/not too far from 86th and 3rd i guess.
WHEN: 22nd april.
WARNINGS: karkat's pottymouth.
SUMMARY: karkat's curiosity has gotten the better of him and he is exploring the city. and he has managed to get himself lost OOPS.
FORMAT: quicklog.

[ not only is it daylight, which is extraordinarily unsettling for someone who has grown up in a society that associated daylight with being scorched and blinded, but earth cities are a lot more noisy and crowded than on alternia oh my god. EVERYTHING IS SO BRIGHT AND LOUD AND THERE ARE SO MANY ADULTS???? HE HAS NEARLY BEEN HIT BY A CAR TWICE. HELP. someone assist the thirteen year old alien wandering about looking anxious and bewildered. occasionally spitting out a few verses of profanity. ]

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[crab]

[ karkat has been panicking this whole time and while he does oblige when told to jump- it's not like he has any other options- he also decides now is prime time to give vocalization to his very deep and profound thoughts at this moment- ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHFUCK!

[soulbondee]

[ and CONGRATULATIONS, sidewalk has been reached! there's a bit of stumbling away from the road, but between honking cars and stupid teenage boys leaping out of traffic, any nearby pedestrians have long since cleared away and are at least leaving this segment of sidewalk nearly deserted.

of course, cars continue honking at them for that whole round of stupidity, but whatever!! Yuma retains his hold on Karkat's arm, at least until it looks like he's not going to fall over from fright. ]

Jeez, you almost got hit!

[crab]

[ SIDEWALK HE COULD KISS YOU but he won't because that's gross. instead he's going to get angry at the guy who just saved his life to hopefully cover up just how panicked he was a second ago (and still kind of is). ]

Wow, I honestly never noticed, thank you for telling me, human stranger. I would have had a hard time realizing that I was just subject to a near death experience without you here to inform me.

[soulbondee]

Sheesh... [ taking him completely seriously; this will go so well. ] So you're totally clueless?

[crab]

[ augh he hates it when people don't understand he's being scathing!! ]

No you idiot, is the weight of that hairstyle bearing down on your pan causing it to short out under the pressure? I was being sarcastic for the sake of being disparaging.

[soulbondee]

Shut up! There's nothing wrong with my hair! [ he crosses his arms over his chest, looking huffy--sensitive subject?--and when he continues speaking, he's not looking at Karkat at all. ]

So what happened, light change on you?

[crab]

Your hair is a heinous crime against filamentous biomaterial.